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Tonight's dinner in Patrick's. .

Jeremy Corbyn walks into a Bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, Ms could you please cash this cheque for me?" Cashier:"It would be my pleasure. Could you please show me your ID?" Corbyn :"Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Jeremy corbyn, leader of the Labour Party. Cashier:"Yes, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID." Corbyn: Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am." Cashier: "I am sorry, mr corbyn, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them." Corbyn,"Come on please, I am urging you, please cash this cheque." Cashier: "Look sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque." "Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque. So, sir, what can you do to prove that it is you and only you?" Corbyn stands there thinking and thinking and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank...there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I don't have a clue." Cashier: "Will that be large or small notes , Mr Corbyn. ?....

Wandering around an old bit of Seoul....

Colors are late this year. All gone in the high country but are just starting here in town. These pics are 11 miles north of Durango.

New place on soi 15

Tonight at about 18.30 downtown Patts time.......

I'll agree to disagree with you there having met him once and believe me once was enough for me. I'd rate him as highly as you rate vpi and I do agree that vpi is a total wanker. ps. I think vpi and his playmate on Live are obsessed with you as vpi mentioned you again today ! I admire how you stopped going on there, well done.

Do you mean this bloke ? Taa_Saparot. That would explain a lot as he's one of the resident know it all's on there.

Don't think he's here, but he is/was on Addicts as "Sapparot" (Thai for pineapple) something or other? Dunno if he's still there for sure as I have not logged into PA in a long while.

Did somebody mention Chang Fai a couple of pages back? The real mystery man, the guy who did more damage to the old forum than pretty much anyone else other than the owner. It must be also said that CF did contribute a hell of a lot to the forum, but he did far more damage by driving away other BMs with his sour, negative attitude.

Just been booking a few nights accommodation for a little car trip from tomorrow. Hope to be catching up with Phil (Lanzalad) somewhere near the peak district or a little further north tomorrow for a bite with our families. It will then be a night near Buxton in the Peak District before going to the 'Heights of Abraham' park on Thursday. After that it will be a trip to Wales and down through the Brecon Beacons to stay in Merthyr Tydfil (where my mother is from) and then Friday it will be Cardiff and catching up with Binlid (Gazza) and his lady. I really need a few days break and the driving around and the sights will be well worth the shekels.

What is worse than being woken up by your alarm at 01:45 am this morning? Being woken up at 01:45 this morning to watch the team you have supported since standing on a box on the North Bank aged 9 lose to Sheffield United's bunch of misfits and rejects! Jambo ( aka Mr bitter and twisted).

After some London Pride up the club watching Chelski I had to come home to this.Bloody great food!

This was really good

Trip booked for January. Will be interesting to see if there will be less tourists for high season, I suspect January will be busy as usual....I noticed some hotels are already sold out for some dates in January.

I've had that song in my head all day. lol

I used.to have his football boots.. Cheers Gabor

So their about as British as the MG then !!

TVR, A complicated ownership history from what I see on Wiki and went close to BK several times, but at least they're still there and mainly British.

Will do, just woke up after a night on the Soju 🤣

Ok, last one. Sweet & sour chicken Hong Kong style. Yes I dumped it on top of a plate of chips. Yum yum.

Wiseone fought in that battle. 😄

Ok, something different. Tum yum chicken. Why's that different you all ask? Well, as you might know or not, my Wife is Thai but a Chinese food chef and this is her fusion tum yum. Tum yum paste mixed with Szechuan paste, sauce thickened how the Chinese do and slightly sweetened. Amazing flavour.

Terry decided to go skiing with his buddy, Mike. So they loaded up Terry's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. 'I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained. 'I'm afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house' 'Don't worry,' Terry said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.' The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing. But about nine months later, Terry got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend. He dropped in on his friend Mike and asked, 'Mike, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?' 'Yes, I do.' said Mike 'Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?' 'Well, um, yes, 'Mike said, a little embarrassed about being found out, 'I have to admit that I did' 'And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?' Mike's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy; I'm afraid I did.' Why do you ask?' 'She just died and left me everything.'

This.

3 Naked Black Men At the National Art Gallery, in Dublin Ireland, a Canadian couple were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men, totally naked, sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black penises but the one in the middle, had a pink penis. The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of the black man in a predominately white, patriarchal society. “In fact,” he pointed out, “some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society.” After the curator left, an Irish man approached the couple and said, “Would you like to know what the painting is really about?” “Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?” asked the husband. “Because I’m the guy who painted it.” he replied. ”In fact, there are no black men depicted at all. They’re just three Irish coal miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch."

Hello peeps..........thought id give a quick post just saying hi and introducing my self. I wont bore you with all the details but i am a recently divorced guy coming out of a 15 year mentally and sometimes physically abusive relationship from a woman who suffers from BPD and Narcism, to say it was hard would be an understatement. I gave it all i could before i could finally take no more and call it a day. Im really not interested in having a proper relationship again and fell i just wanna have some fun and enhoy the last half of my life. Sooooooooo thailand here i come.............flight booked for mid january for 10 nights in LOS.

Caught.