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  1. ......so we hit the bars ( bear in mind we were complete newbies so prices etc etc were only our experience others will obviously differ) Just outside of the top end of "Walking st" is a sports bar called "Envy" and if you sit at the front all the freelancers (or streetwalkers as they're called here) are literally in front of you. It was clear to them that this idiotic pair were worthy of talking to....... I'm sat there grinning like an idiot at all and sundry (probably as I did those 30 years ago in Soi 8 first trip) and they're coming from all directions. Some nice ones and some rottwiellers.... Ordered the SML and first experience of pricing just 50 Baht (82 Peso) I'm thinking gotta be more than that....... Nope drinks for the guys are very cheap compared to Pattaya and that applied everywhere...... There is a caveat which I'll come to. Get a couple freelancers sat with us nice girls indeed (on the surface lol) and the obvious difference between Filipinos and their Thai cousins became clear.....these Girls English is very good and we're having normal conversations. Offloaded them no problem said maybe later (lol) but still others are steaming in....check the bill and something else becomes clear. Tips are obviously greatly appreciated but its utterly clear that change given isnt done so in a fashion to encourage tips.....I suppose on average throughout the trip and also each mornings breakfast at "Kokomos" that 10 Peso tips was the average. Appreciated and nobody going cheap charlie. Maybe average is more with other guys ?? No idea Vacate Envy and my wingman had remembered one "Go Go" from the 1990s (deliberately in inverted commas people who have been before know whats coming lol) in "Roadhouse". He had remembered it as a great club.....in we go to find 2 other blokes playing pool and errr thats it. On stage are 5 of the fattest birds I've ever witnessed in Asia. They couldnt dance. They could hardly waddle and as for "movement" they've got their arms folded lol.....I'm thinking and laughing wheres the cameras clearly this is a wind up or something.....as an introduction to "Go Go's" its on a par with abysmal...... (no showing at all in Angeles)... Thinking right lets have a bit of fun start the usual antics of Pattaya.......fook all is happening. These 80kg gargantuan whoppers aint taking the bait. Klaxon goes off change of "dancers" lol.....right am anticipating all 5 of the mingers over. Nope nothing zilch nada instead they seem to be having a union meeting . Am bemused its all going pear shaped. Thinking christ hope this gaff aint an entire reflection of Angeles (it wasn't) we decide to check bill. Just 64 Baht SML (105 Peso) so its clear drinks prices for us are going to be ridiculously cheap on average Moving few bars further up in we go. Jesus Wept there are 6 girls up line dancing following a video on TV screens........ I'm falling about in laughter but in this place there are a lot of girls.....what is becoming clear though that Filipinos are much shyer at initial contact than their thai cousins....very very much shyer.....waitress is chatty so start getting more info on the girls......firstly you really need to give the international sign for "do you want a drink" if you want contact at which point whooooosh all line dancing forgotten and down they came....first lesson learnt.....2nd lesson learnt is the eye watering prices of Ladydrinks that would make even "Whats Up" seem reasonable......215 Baht a pop (350 Peso) I'm thinking are we being rammed here (nope) so whilst our drinks are very cheap at 73 Baht (120 Peso) the ladydrinks are 3 times ours pretty eyewatering to say the least.....If you're in a pattaya go go and our beer is 150 baht probably LD is 170 ish a small percentage increase but in Angeles its a 300% increase.....this does add up lol Having had enough of line dancing we hit Voodoo and Shooterz back in actual walking st itself.....some cracking girls in Shootersz and having now established whats occuring get the best two birds down....very very very nice. Bang straight in with the LDs again for both (again 215 Baht 350 Peso) we're underway. Start chatting and bear in mind the great English we ask what these girls earnt as regards salaries etc etc....on average the daily rate is between 200 to 300 Peso per day on a monthly basis so taking an average salaries are 4600 Baht (7500 Peso) monthly.....on top they get on average around 61 Baht (100 Peso) per drink....make no mistake these two are going nowhere except later to bed... hopefully with us. Now I knew from some basic research that all the money is paid up front to the bar and they get the girls to sign an "early release" chit allowing them to leave the bar......in all the 5 days trip the price for a takeaway from any Go Go didnt change.....if they were dressed in Black bikinis it was 2150 Baht LT for everything (3500 Peso) and for those in white bikinis 1845 Baht (3000 Peso).....for those dancing in dresses we needed to ask but it was always 3000 or 3500 Peso no matter what Go Go (I acknowledge only our experiences)....I'm taking mine called Emmaline lol in black kit stump up the dosh and she goes to get changed......now am thinking will she come back out in flip flops looking shight.....nope wrong again came back out with high heels in lovely black dress looking a million Dollars.....the GFE was underway make no mistake (same experience we had everywhere).....heading out we hit another Go Go called Lancelot (Ladydrinks in here we knew subsequently were the cheapest at 184 baht (300 Peso)...... Shes shovelling Gin and Tonics down her neck (on average 73 Baht 120 Peso) and wants to go back up dancing here.....50 Peso charge on me lol and up she goes I'm loving this place...... To be continued
    5 points
  2. Like RR007 said guys going to AC now will look back in 10 years and say those were the best times to be in AC. I recall the years from 1998 till 2010 as the best well for me anyway. his report got me looking at some of the 1000s of photos from my 50+ trips here are just a few. It was party central and the girls were far less business like. Glad to have been able to enjoy it during this time period. You will notice some of the girls in Secrets gear I always took a bunch they loved it I have Jambo to thank for the gear Well I am off to look at tickets to AC now
    4 points
  3. A meal with a view. The Superstition Mountains just outside Apache Junction, Arizona. We visited some friends for 4 days last week. Weather was incredible and the views an hospital was even better.
    4 points
  4. .........For christ sake lol wheres the Taxi Driver.....On the the flight over I had jokingly said to my wingman if the pick up aint there we're slightly in the shit here. First visit with no sim cards the only solution would have been go and buy a sim at airport buy some airtime and ring the Hotel...it was our intention to just use hotel wifi in general and ditch phones for nights out Alternatively I'd have to use roaming charges on UK phone or use my True Sim which was on roaming automatically......bollacks Waited about 20 minutes thinking maybe traffic for the driver and spot an Airport Police booth and a female officer returning. Thinking might as well ask her christ she couldnt have been more helpful so I get the booking print off out she gets out her mobile and calls the hotel. Passes phone to me but I cant understand a word the reception is babbling partly because area was noisy. Hand the phone back to Plod who speaks in tagalog. Reception now give mobile number to her of taxi driver who she now calls from the landline and all sorted.....he's stuck in traffic lol Anyway eventually he turns up and I thank the officer profusely now thinking do I give her a bung or will it be taken the wrong way lol....decide on caution and rethank her to which she responds we're here to serve you have a nice day......I beginning to like this place Taxi driver had been 4 hours from Angeles coming. Now for illustration distance from Angeles to Manila and Pattaya to Survanabhumbi are almost same distance at 100km give or take. The difference .....traffic Off we go and we've all seen shanty towns in Bangkok and elsewhere but this place is something else entirely...... Its like Beirut just desperation poverty begging and the simply biggest cacophony of air horns on lorries, car horns and motorbike hooters all competing for the same stretch of road all desperately avoiding collision. Have never seen anything like it simply unreal Kids playing football at the side of "roads" as lorries metres away thunder by.....people running across traffic in all directions narrowly avoiding vehicles Eventually after about 1 hour 45 minutes driver says (great English) here we go about to get on the highway and the mad sod accelerates to at least 100mph with my mate telling the bugger to slow down which he did......for 5 minutes. Theres no seat belts in minivan at all lol and am hunkered down across rear seats thinking its only a matter of time before we take an unscheduled air trip. Arrive outskirts of Angeles after about 2 hours 45 minutes all up and I resurface from the seats thinking how the hell did I get persuaded to come to this madhouse......Now Larry had answered elsewhere our query about Pacific Breeze hotel because someone else had recommended to us and Larry said he had stayed at PB about 50 times but had stopped because of dirty linen poor internet etc and a few other issues and instead was using Scorebirds Hotel literally about 50 metres away instead We stuck with Pacific Breeze however....Now firstly in general Hotels are more expensive in Angeles than Pattaya not excessively so but in general they are. I'll convert Peso into Baht from here on to give a direct comparision....PB have 6 types of rooms (apparently) and we had the Executive rooms which was only one above the standard rooms....It was fine for me and came to 1660 Baht (2700 Peso) We pull up outside hotel and theres two geezers in some sort of security uniform with what looked like pump action shotguns on a sling around their shoulders lol....(jump in anyone if you know what the shooters actually are as we saw them outside plenty of hotels) I'm thinking WTF have I come to here.....a 123 Baht tip to driver (200 Peso) which he was clearly more than happy with Get checked in reception staff lovely to say the least......Now the rooms are "ok" (and fine for me) but it is a 1660 Baht room at the end of the day. You decide. Get showered and here we go...... Angeles "Walking St" is literally 70 metres away and its time for action and its starts off in spectacular fashion at "Envy"....... To be continued.....
    4 points
  5. It was originally my intention to do an extensive trip report but I acknowledge many here have already been so will instead precis with a few photos included later..... Despite an extensive trip count to Thailand that would have the Inland Revenue eyes watering I have never been to Angeles City or indeed even the Philippines...an absolute virgin trip. My friend had been twice in the late 1990s with originally Brian Kelly and Nick Hurn with 25 odd others on 2 group tours with that "Thai Adventures" group (later became Asean Explorer) one trip to be known as the "Pinatubo Ashes" am sure some here will remember them pre the internet taking off. Wonder what happened to them.... He had wanted me to come back then but I had met a Thai girl and was lubbed up lol in 1998 and aborted and subsequently married her instead....... Always regretted not going and the 2 times he went he had really enjoyed it as a young 32 year old with some great memories and photos.....but roll forward to November 2019 and I said how about Angeles lol. He looked at me as if to say are you serious to which I said lets get it booked time for some action.....Game on Will tell the story warts and all for hopefully benefit of others who havent been previously....it was 22 years since my mate went. Times had changed clearly I had asked elsewhere about Hotels and Flights and Larry had responded elsewhere over the Hotels which will come to later.... The issue though on flights is an extensive roundabout route to get to Clark International close to AC or fly into Ninoy Aquino International Airport in Manila with the associated traffic... Cebu Pacific had great departure times from Bangkok but the return timings were not good so we booked one way on Cebu out for £81 and will mention Air Asia on return sector later back into Don Maung (right minger of an aircraft lol) Checked in at Survanabhumbi (didnt bother with online check in) and having already sussed supposedly that the aircraft was an A320 the seat allocation is clearly indicating a wide body instead...... Bit bizarre but in fact it was an A330 with an all economy configuration at nine abreast with the motor being about 40% full at best and In the all economy set up most have been 400 odd seats plus....Flight attendants had Denim skirts on lol most delightful...... We had paid for 20kg of checked bags and they included 7kg of cabin bags....we were nowhere near the limit but had decided not to purchase in advance onboard any food. It was absolutely dirt cheap anyway if you fancied a snack. Literally £2 or so so unless you're desperate for a meal booked in advance I'd not bother.....just grab something onboard Pushed back early with a 2 hour 45 flight time. As it was daytime great to see the islands as we're starting to get nearer to Manila.....both toilets were inoperative on centre section of aircraft and one out as well at the front.....good job motor was not full. I'm 6 foot 2 and leg room was fine (even if had been a full flight) so no sweat. No onboard entertainment but no surpise obviously Landing was heavy to say the least and we docked right at the far end of T3 and filtered off pretty quickly....as we were sat right beside the exit door we were off promptly thinking that immigration likely to be busy so we'll at least keep in front of all the people on this flight but there was no need..... As we walked along a Qatar widebody drew up on an airbridge.......approached immigration and theres literally no sod there....... Am not joking.......Mate went to front of one desk and myself to another and literally 60 seconds later we're on the carousel....I (and he) had been anticipating big queues but couldn't have been further from the truth in reality On each of the carousels they have CCTV of the baggage handlers lol. Lets just say clearly they dont give a shit as the tossers were lobbing the bags in specatacular fashion on to the rollers.....thank christ ours came off intact am sure others may not have... Came into T3 area and now its heaving.....girls am guessing waiting for their teeraks everywhere and I'm smiling at all and sundry in usual fashion and not only are they smiling back keenly but saying hello. I'm thinking shit we're only at the exchange booths and we're underway..... Unlike the arrivals exchange Cartel at Suvarnabhumbi the exchange rates at the airport at Manila are only marginally below what they were at Angeles as it turned out...... At T3 they were around 64.30 for Sterling and Interbank on the day we landed was 65.43 so very fair rate no question so we lobbed over a ton each just needing enough for first night and got 6430 Peso each back......the Hotel had pre booked a taxi for us at 3000 Peso to be charged to the hotel bill and they had given very clear instructions as to his location with our names on a board outside the entrance to the Burger King and clearly all was going swimmingly well..... The tosser aint there............................lol Shit.... To be continued......
    3 points
  6. Indeed a trip is only as good as those you take it with those good times will never be repeated Sent from my LG-H990 using Tapatalk
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  8. Read the news this morning and had the same thought. Wonder if CF will be going to the funeral. Larry Tesler, creator of copy, cut and paste function, dies at 74 Cut, copy and paste and search and replace functions are used millions of times a day without users thinking twice about how they were developed or by whom. But before Tesler's work, computer users had to interact with clunky programs in different "modes," where the same commands meant different things depending on how they were used. Even an expert like Tesler found that to be a problem. "Most interactive programs had modes, which always tripped me up," he wrote in a 2012 paper about the development of copy, cut and paste. Tesler became a champion of eliminating modes from computer programs. His personal web site was nomodes.com. The elimination of modes opened the door to how computer users have interacted with personal computers for the last 40 years. Much of that work was done not at one of today's tech giants, but at a computer lab at Xerox. Today most people know Xerox only as a maker of copiers, but in its heyday the company developed much of the technology that led to the personal computer: the mouse, a graphical user interface that allowed for more than lines of text on a screen. The work was done at the company's Silicon Valley-based Xerox Palo Alto Research Center, or Xerox PARC. Tesler was at the center of those efforts, and is credited with coining the terms "friendly user interface" and "browser" during his time at Xerox. When Jobs visited Xerox PARC in 1979, he met with Tesler. "You're sitting on a gold mine!" Tesler later recalled Jobs telling him. "Why aren't you doing something with this technology? You could change the world!" Jobs was right: Xerox was not taking advantage of the pivotal research being done at Xerox Parc. So Apple (AAPL) to became the first to make broad use of the graphic user interface, as well as the mouse and other features. Tesler left Xerox for Apple in 1980, where he rose to the position of vice president and chief scientist. While there he helped to design the Macintosh computer, QuickTime and the Lisa computer, one of the first personal computers to use a graphical user interface. It was the Lisa that popularized the now-familiar copy, paste and undo shortcuts. (That's C to copy, V to paste and Z to undo). "I have been mistakenly identified as the 'father of the graphical user interface for the Macintosh,'" Tesler wrote on his website. "I was not. However, a paternity test might expose me as one of its many grandparents."
    3 points
  9. Home made breakfast coruscant stuffed with scrambled eggs and cheese. And a side of fresh fruit. Not to mention a great view.
    3 points
  10. I saw this on the bathroom door in Tempe Arizona.... thought it was very appropriate.
    2 points
  11. You ( and RR007) have made me get all nostalgic particularly as we stayed mostly in the Pacific Breeze too. Didn't we have some great times! Songkran in AC with all the usual suspects from Pattaya. 😀 Absolutely rammed with totty in those days. So many girls on the stages that they could not move round when "dancing" so you had the same ones in front of you until they did a shift change. "Cherry Girls" 🤣 boom boom? - No boom boom Ass? He, he he - No ass BJ - No BJ No lady drink then! OK, BJ but no ass! 🤣
    2 points
  12. Also ... if you get a chance go to Koi Lipe ( recommended for sure ) ... I am there all the time with Ziggy ( my young daughter ) and it is a great little island and there is also a Walking Street ( lol ) ... So you fly into Hat Yai airport ... so much less hassle than Phuket Intl .... then take a mini van to Park Bara .. just a tad more than 100 baht ... There is a sea port ( very, very small ) but some pretty big boats there .... and you then take a boat for around 300 baht to Koi Lipe ... a little more than 1 hour But stay in a hotel on the north side of the island .. much more private with pristine beaches ..... you need to take company with you because the P4P ( like Pattaya or BKK ) does not exist ... a beautiful place .............. https://www.google.com/search?sxsrf=ACYBGNR44yWeW7HokuNKNoYD6FvBgVYFkw:1582113901094&q=pictures+of+Koh+Lipe&tbm=isch&source=univ&client=firefox-b-d&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjbpsbIyd3nAhXwwjgGHZfHCQUQsAR6BAgKEAE&biw=1920&bih=916 If you want then you can take a day trip from Koi Lipe on a boat to Langkawi island ( this is Malaysia ) .. don't worry about a Visa or any of that shit ( I am serious ) ... some great little restaurants and small hotels there .... there are so many boat trips daily from Koi Lipe and if it is an off the grid spot you are thinking then just rent a long tail ( very easy to do ) You cannot go wrong where ever you go to ... in the South on the Adaman sea side of Thailand ... the sea and beaches are beautiful down in this area I am a sea / beach type of guy .. that is why I live down here .... plus, this is where Beach gal grew up ...
    2 points
  13. A little side note .. if you are planning on going to Phuket ..... fly into Hat Yai instead of Phuket ... It is about the same time getting into Phuket town from Hat Yai -- driving about 1 hour --- and if you get stuck leaving Phuket airport at the toll booth then it takes longer than 1 hour You can regularly get round trip flights to Hat Yai from BKK for less than 1K baht -- sometimes right around 600 baht Hat Yai is a very small and efficient airport ... if I don't drive to BKK when I leave home in the South then I always fly from Hat Yai to BKK and then back again .... then a 1 hour drive drive home which is close to Pak Bara ... Hat Yai to Phuket town is right around 1 hour .. sometimes less - sometimes just a tad more .. for a little more than 100 baht in a mini van
    2 points
  14. I was watching a news program this afternoon Average prison sentences in the USA for : Rape --- 4.2 years ( I f******ing cannot believe ) Robbery -- 3.2 years Assault / Burglary 3.2 years Raping someone the average sentence if 4.2 years ? .. WTF is going on ?..... the F******KS should be locked up forever or be shot .... Man ... unreal ...
    1 point
  15. What a lovely place to wake up and have breakfast
    1 point
  16. Agreed about this being way too sensationalized. China has a death rate of around 31,500 per day, all reason combined. So, since the beginning of the Corona drama 60 days ago, about 2,000,000 people have died for reasons like age, health or accidents. Corona has added during that period 2,000 deaths. This is a 0,1 % increase.... Is that really worth the hype and the panic ? Now, that it need to be monitored and handled is sure, but creating a worldwide panic and putting the whole economy in lockdown ?
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  17. Funny you should say that, I went back to a can of beer after catching a fish and very gingerly inspected it before I drank. Lol. Don't think I have seen wasps here in Thailand, but I guess they must have them or something just as nasty.
    1 point
  18. Oh shoot, pretty much what I thought...I just didn’t want to assume as I’ve never set foot in that country. Ahhhhh, why didn’t I go in 2009-10 when I spent at least 6 months up in CM? Was on a budget, but I could have fit in 2 weeks there easy. Now, I’m a decade older and 100 pounds fatter, I can’t even get the hansum man discount anymore! Thanks Larry, it looks like for nightlife purposes, AC is the spot. I will still visit the big city when I land, but not for very long
    1 point
  19. Chinese students heading to study in Australia are reportedly coming to Thailand for two weeks holiday and satisfy Australian quarantine requirements of not being in China for two weeks prior to entering.
    1 point
  20. Manila is very expensive compared to AC most places you pay a bar fine and the girl as well unlike AC where you pay everything up front. I would strongly advise you passing on manila and taking the taxi down to Angeles you won't be disappointed. I know a good friend just left Manila said that he was at EDSA entertainment complex there and they told him the bar fine with 3900 for the bar alone and the girl he spoke with wanted five or six thousand. You're looking at close to 10,000 pesos which at today's exchange rate is about 250 US dollars. In Angeles at the more expensive clubs you'll pay about 4,000 pesos which is in the neighborhood of $80 and if you take girls out on Perimeter Road at the bars out there you can get away all in for 50 to $60 In my opinion I wouldn't even bother with Manila.
    1 point
  21. They should appoint a "Minister for drought" I remember when the did that in the UK and the next day it started pissing down and never seemed to stop.😀
    1 point
  22. Bro ... the place you are at looks fantastic ..... plus the strawberries !
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  23. Should have said "Starter for 10, no conferring , where have you seen this before?" 🤔
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  25. Got it done in a couple of hours. Now I've got to sand them and get 2 coats of stain and a clear coat on before I can install.
    1 point
  26. Stop in to Centro located close to dollhouse same side there on walking Street. Ask for the manager Gabriel tell him you know Larry from secrets and baby dolls he's a really good friend. He almost married Apple from Secrets years ago good thing he didn't we still laugh about that to this day. If you love it there now you absolutely would have never wanted to leave 5 to 10 years ago it's a totally different place Sent from my LG-H990 using Tapatalk
    1 point
  27. There are also reports that Jomtien Immigration is no longer demanding that people doing a retirement extension based on 800K Baht in the bank return after 3 months to show they still have at least 400 K in the account. This particular annoyance seems to have been an exclusive invention of the Jomtien Immigration people, nowhere else in Thailand was asking for it. So all it took for them to roll back these silly requirements that only affected expats living here was to lose 10 million Chinese tourists? Nice to see that we're so beloved by the authorities! I expect when the Chinese eventually return we'll be forced back into doing TM27, 28, 29 and 30, as well as TM99, 99a, 99b, and 99c.
    1 point
  28. Looks like Party Girlz has already closed down yet again. Black Snake Club has been de-pooftered and is now a regular type coyote bar.
    1 point
  29. Still doesn't make much sense Phuket Town is only about 40 mins away from the Airport , Patong about 45 mins to 1 hour depending on traffic
    1 point
  30. Might as well have been on parole with that happy horse shit. They need to clean out their think tank and stop dreaming up idiotic ideas and rules.
    1 point
  31. Stayed in the PB for a week over Christmas, always stay there if I can, staff lovely and maids always helpful if needing extras like ironing boards etc. Pool area not much use for me but the adjacent restaurant also serve me up a great chicken curry which always hits the spot. Rooms are fine and the location for getting to the bars is excellent. Great laundry right opposite the entrance as well which will turn around your dirty clothes in 24 hours. Looking forward to the bar report.
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  32. The man who invented “cut”, “copy” and “paste” Larry Tesler has died. RIP Chang Fai will be devastated.
    1 point
  33. Yes, that's right, 10 Baht for the water and nothing for the electricity. I don't really mind as water is so cheap here and, having a fairly large garden, I use a heck of a lot of it. Then again, SCB charge me 200 Baht/year just for the privilege of having an ATM card. <rolleyes>
    1 point
  34. Yes mate I just keep going and looking forward and don't look back, words from my cancer specialist which she said when ever things get on top think about you have a family and you need to fight for what you have and keep going looking forward and not behind you, which helps so much .. Sunday i was ready to turn of the lights and call it a day, i was all over the place no control of my body with cancer in my spine, liver and other lower organs, shacking convulsions, high blood pressure.. I really could go on and on mate with the list.. But here I am again back home now and with some new meds and everything seams to be ok for now again.
    1 point
  35. If he comes back with a question after that.....f**k me.
    1 point
  36. My flight over the Sierra Nevada range was a rental. The Cirrus is a single seater. No problems with claustrophobia as it's a fairly large cockpit. Strange thing is, I'm scared of heights, but for some reason flying doesn't trigger that fear. Pic of the cockpit. The trailer in the foreground is the ship's home when I wasn't flying her. Pic of myself and a friend catching a thermal over Hartford, WI (HXF), our home airport
    1 point
  37. Here we are safe according to the Minister of health ! Impenetrable doa: Health minister says prayer, not face masks, is why Indonesia remains coronavirus-free https://coconuts.co/jakarta/news/impenetrable-doa-health-minister-says-prayer-not-face-masks-is-why-indonesia-remains-coronavirus-free/ Look up the guy's background at the end of the article.... Need to thank my mate Ahmed for his prayers !
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  38. Flew on a similar one several times from Hua Hin - Don Muang - Hua Hin. We always seem to be sat in seats looking out at the propellers and it always gave me the hebee jeebies, thinking what would happen if a blade came loose. 🤔
    1 point
  39. A young daughter is at home when her father calls. The daughter picks up. "Hello?" "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mummy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." A brief pause. "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." "Mummy says I do! He's with Mummy in the room, right now." Another brief pause. "Uh, alright, here's what Daddy wants you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mummy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway." "Okay Daddy, just a minute." A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Okay, I've done it, Daddy." "And what happened, honey?" "Mummy got all scared and jumped out of beds with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she's not moving at all!" "Oh my god!!! What about the Uncle Paul?!" "Uncle Paul jumped out of bed with no clothes on too! He got all scared and jumped out the window into the swimming pool. But I think he doesn't know you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and now he isn't moving too!" A long pause this time. "Swimming pool...? Is this 486-5731?"
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  40. Get him here then and I’ll do it......
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