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I'm fond of a couple of massage ladies I've been going to for a several years. One went home and before she left I slipped her a very nice tip to help her our. She didn't want to take it explaining she would be back on the 31st. Told her it's going to be much longer than that and that she'll need the money I gave her to feed herself and her son. The other one I didn't see before they closed up her shop, and then a few days later I saw they had moved everything out. I was disappointed as she was another one I was going to help, and also because I probably wouldn't see her again as I never had gotten her number. Then as luck would have it I saw her walking on Klang yesterday morning. Exchanged numbers and told her I would be happy to see her if she wanted for a private massage. Also slipped her a bit of money which by the look in her eyes was very much appreciated. As someone else posted, you can't save the world, but if you have the means you can help the ones you really care about.

I've received RFM from 3 continents. Yeah...I get around a bit in my travels. Can't save the world in these times of a global economic shut down, but did send along a few bucks to 2 women I've known for sometime so they can buy food since the government put the country on curfew and both have lost their jobs at the restaurants they each work at. While I was gone, I had my bi-weekly paycheck direct deposited, can still easily pay the upcoming April bills including my mortgage and by not going to work for 2 weeks, am saving on gas for my commute, probably a good $75-80 dollars. I'm fortunate in life, and I'm not going to try and win the race for having the largest pot of gold while being lowered into the cemetery plot. Sent them both $50 USD and believe me, they will both know how to stretch that to make sure they and their kids will be able to eat for a while. If I'm called a sucker for doing it, it's fine. I'll live with that accusation.

We had chicken enchiladas tonight and they were absolutely delicious. Thanks to my my GF.

Good to see I am not alone in learning Thai....I have never been so frustrated in my life at times LOL! Wifey teaches me back in Thailand and now with the current lock up, we work on it more here too. I am not fluent by any means, but like alot of you, I am getting a bit better. I find that I can speak Thai better, then I understand it. Some are the other way around, I feel so bad at times when people speak to me and I "strain" to understand what they are asking me. It seems to me too that they speak so friggan fast! One of the biggest surprises I found when living there was the amount of guys there, that speak fluently that are obviously not Thai. One friend at the gym told me he learned fluent Thai in 3 years and You Tube videos was a big help.......he just kept doing reps on a daily basis. I got was getting cocky one night downtown with friends in from USA right? Tried to order my dinner in Thai to this rather nice looking girl down at Nana. Big mistake, she told me though it was "cute" that I tried to tell her what I wanted. I struggle with the food groups big time. So wifey helps me and Fridays lesson consisted of these and many others: Fish..Po Pla Monkey...Lo Ling Horse..Mo Ma Teeth...Fo Fan Snake...Ngo Ngu I do know her cell# in Thai in case while there I get in trouble....Soon, Pad, Noong, Cee Cee Song, Jet, Hok, Hok, Jet. 😄

A very good, first person account of how fast, and severe the symptoms can be. End of the article had some good info on what his medical bills were. What It’S Like To Catch, And Survive, The Coronavirus In Thailand ... Feng was wheeled to the quarantine area and nurses stuck swabs about 20 centimeters down his nose and throat (“It’s a terrible feeling, very unpleasant. But you get used to it.”) as well as a blood sample. Feng was feeling relatively well – until 1am that night. He woke up, inexplicably cold, with a dull pain in his left lung. He got some paracetamol from the nurses. At 3am, he woke up dazed, incoherent, with his hospital gown drenched in sweat, with the pain increasing. He measured a 37.7C fever. He couldn’t sleep for the remainder of the night. Nurses came in at 5am to ask him questions relating to the virus that he had already answered, and at 7am, they informed him he had tested positive for the coronavirus. “This is when it hit me. I was completely, completely, shocked. I was lost for 30 seconds, don’t know how to react. I was completely dazed,” Feng recalled. “I started shaking because of the sickness and receiving this news and battling my emotions.” ...

Would prefer to die peacefully in my sleep just like my Grandad ...not shouting and screaming like his passengers... 😉

You wanna see the state of my cock from being stuck indoors. 😀

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Don't be ashamed. I actually started learning after a bit of embarrassment on my first trip. It was in Phuket. I heard the female flight attendants on my Thai Airways flight over say, "sa wat dee ka" repeatedly. I asked them what that meant in English, but they did not mention the "ka" part. So for the first week walking around Patong, I was saying sa wat dee ka proudly to the Thais. Then some old Thai man called me out on it. He said, "You man or lady?" I said, "man". Then he said, "You say 'kop' not 'ka' falang pas sat". I had no idea what he was talking about so I bought a small translation book. I found out about what ka and kop referred to as far as gender. I also discovered that "falang pas sat" meant "small brained westerner". 555 I just focused on learning as many Thai words as I could and the English meaning for many years. It was not easy, but I made it a hobby. I constantly was asking BGs and any Thai that knew a little English what this and that meant. Then about 7 years ago, I discovered Thai Language.com which actually has audio which helped. Sinclair and I have been friends on FB for years after we met and he helped me here and there. He's speaks 6 languages fluently including of course Thai and on top of that Isaan Lao. He has a linguistic gift however, that most of us don't have including me so I had to work harder at it. Since being with my GF for the past few years who lives in Korat, I have to say I learned the most. I am not fluent but I am getting there. I am not going to be satisfied until I am. Having conversations in Thai over the last couple of years was a major breakthrough. I have ADD so a language school would not do me any good. So I do it my way.

Larry has many really funny stories to tell mostly from the Bar and I have a good number mostly from the hotel side. But if we wrote a book together an appropriate work in progress title might well be "The Good, the Bad and the really Ugly." The good was really good but the bad became really ugly thanks to a certain poker addiction. Sorry, I meant "lifestyle" addiction which is apparently sounds more socially acceptable even though either kept me awake at night wondering how I was going to pay the wages. Lets stay with the good. I doubt if there is anybody in the hotel world who used to get reservation email requests like I did at Secrets. How many lady boys can I bring back? One guy and two ladyboys is a frightening combination for me to think about but whatever floats your boat. 😀 We had one regular customer who asked me to buy one of those full length mirrors you get in clothing stores and add the cost to his next bill. We used to store it away in the Housekeepers room then wheel it out everytime he checked in so it was standing at the end of his bed. I received an email from a guy from Norway who had stayed the month before and settled a very big account in the bar at checkout. His email was roughly the following: " Your dancer "@@@@@" is a big cheat and a liar. She stay with me for 10 days and I give her lots of money and 10 baht of gold. She tells me that she loves me and I ask her to marry me and come back to Norway but she not reply to any of my messages and I cannot get through to her on the telephone. Can you get her to phone me." I of course sent an appropriate response asking if apart from that did he have a good time and then received the following reply "Mr Danny, can you explain "are you pulling my plonker as I not understand?" He came back 3 months later a somewhat wiser man. 😀

Little Dim Sum ,she is very happy. i reminded her of her comment when I brought the steamer back from China Town one day. ”why did you buy that” now it’s “good purchase teerac”.

Roast lamb, mash, broccoli and Yorkshire pudding and gravy. Thanks dear Wife.

Just a bit of fun.... here's mine..

No Cream pie Thai or Asian street meat, you racist c**t!

I think the market will determine to what degree Pattaya returns. There were already too many agogos around for the talent available. When you have women with flabby spare tires around the middle working the poll, you know there are just way too many venues for that. Way too many beer bars as well. How many times have any of us walked past 100 beer bars just to get to our favorite watering hole and might see a few dozen customers at most spread out among all those bars? The town was flooded with just too many. The Indian restaurants....hope 90% of those go belly up. An eye sore is what they were. I do hope the massage businesses can recover, that is the thing I miss the most about Pattaya, aside from the craic with mates at a few favorite bars that I go to. No better deal than an hour with a skilled professional to work out the kinks, and maybe a little extra if she's willing, or for an after work tryst back in your room. The street food vendors I hope will survive. I always had at least one meal a day from those carts, those kebabs or an order of shrimp fried rice. And what is better in the late afternoon than a fresh chunk of the sweetest, juiciest pineapple you've ever had from a street cart. Best 20 baht you can spend! It will be back in some form or fashion, maybe the overall scene will be scaled down a bit, but for those of us who live there, or those that visit on a trip for a couple weeks once or twice a year, we will find our lane and enjoy the scenery and take part in whats available. I think there will be a rebirth, so to speak, and whatever shape that Pattaya emerges from, it will still satisfy our wants and desires and leave us with new memories to relive in our mind as that town has never failed to do in the past.

Some dyslexic BMs got excited as they saw the word W H O R E

Uncanny ....

A leftover combo from yesterday’s lamb. roast lamb in gravy with rice - looks mush but tasted Lovely. Oh, and added mint sauce with black pepper

A big for the link to that article. It's one of the best I've read about surviving COVID-19. The memory of it will serve as both a reminder and inspiration to keep following the recommendations for avoiding infection. I sure as hell don't want a severe case of COVID-19. Stay well, you and everyone else. 😷😷😷 Evil

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/30/attempt-create-ingenious-anti-virus-device-sees-australian-doctor/ There have been many tales of bravery and sacrifice by medical workers fighting Covid-19 around the world, but none quite compares to the Australian astrophysicist who got four magnets stuck up his nose while trying to develop a device to prevent people from touching their faces. Dr Daniel Reardon, a research fellow at Melbourne’s Swinburne University, had to be taken to hospital after his efforts to build a necklace that sounds an alarm on facial contact went awry. The 27-year-old, who studies pulsars and gravitational waves, said he was trying to combat boredom as well as Covid-19 when he began experimenting with four powerful neodymium magnets. “I thought that if I built a circuit that could detect the magnetic field, and we wore magnets on our wrists, then it could set off an alarm if you brought it too close to your face… I accidentally invented a necklace that buzzes continuously unless you move your hand close to your face,” he told Guardian Australia. Advertisement After abandoning the idea, Dr Reardon continued to tinker with the magnets, at one point placing two inside his nostrils and two on the outside. When he removed the outer magnets, the two inside didn’t budge. “At this point, my partner who works at a hospital was laughing at me… After struggling for 20 minutes, I decided to Google the problem and found an article about an 11-year-old boy who had the same problem. The solution in that was more magnets.” Dr Reardon then tried to use the outer magnets to extract the inner ones, and all four got stuck. Before going to hospital, he attempted to use pliers to pull them out, but the pliers themselves became magnetised, causing a fair degree of discomfort. At the hospital, a team of two doctors applied an anaesthetic spray and manually removed the magnets from Dr Reardon’s nose, but the chaos wasn’t over. While three of the magnets came out, the one in his right nostril fell down his throat. Fortunately, he was able to cough it out. “Needless to say I am not going to play with the magnets any more,” he said.

We had a number of instances with ladyboys that I had to get involved with solving. I used to send out a standard email in response to new reservation inquiries which included the fact that we made no additional charge for overnight invited guests of our customers. It included the following wording: "All such overnight guests will be required to lodge their legal (Thai) ID Card with Reception for the duration of their stay." The reference to "legal" was that we checked to see that the guests were not below the minimum legal age it had nothing to do with the gender of the person. Caveat emptor - let the buyer beware. The number of times I had "discussions" with customers about " You (Reception) should have checked that she/him/it was a ladyboy. " "Nothing to do with us mate. We just check "she" is not under age." 🤣 One very noteable one was a regular customer well known to both you and particularly Phil who b/fined "George" our ladyboy bartender. To say he was unhappy with our leader was the understatement of the year. "Up the Baggie's." Not all problems in Reception were at all amusing. I was asked to speak to a lady in Reception who was crying her eyes out. She met one of Secrets Hotel customers in a bar the previous night and agreed to spend the night with him and 2,000 baht had been agreed. In the morning he gave her 500 baht and refused to give her any more. It was the customers first night in the hotel and he was unknown to me. I went up to the room with the girl to find the door opened by a young guy in his boxer shorts. We had a discussion which basically ended with me telling him to look good and pay the girl the other 1,500 baht he had agreed. Eventually he went to his wallet, took 1,500 baht out and threw it on the floor at the girls feet. She burst into tears once again so I picked up the money and took her downstairs, apologised to her and made sure she accepted the money. I asked Reception to find a taxi to take her home. I then went back upstairs and told him he hd 30 minutes to pack and leave the hotel Most customers were great. There is always the odd exception. There was the block booking from South Africa who took 15 or so of the rooms for 3 nights to celebrate a 50th birthday of their employer. On day two the host told me that they were checking out because they did not like Thai girls and one of them had a problem with Reception in getting a Russian girl into the hotel who could not produce her passport. I explained that Reception were merely safeguarding both the Hotel and the customer. To which he said to my face "You ( that's me) do not know how to treat customers of quality." I am normally very polite to all customers but I recall this was one occasion I made an exception and definitely no refunds for checking out a day early. 😀

Nothing else to do mate than to take a photo of your food and post it... Here's mine mate:-

Not worth staying open for just 2. You'll have to go and stay with the in-laws! 🙂

Thanks for the link. Very good info in the article. What's cool is they provide a link for the modeling software they used to generate Chart 3. Using that software you can do you your own what if analysis based on new estimates of some of the inputs used in the article. This fantastic epidemic calculator can help you understand what will happen under different scenarios. I’ve pasted below the graph the key factors that determine the behavior of the virus. Note that infected, in pink, peak in the tens of millions at a certain date. Most variables have been kept from the default. The only material changes are R from 2.2 to 2.4 (corresponds better to currently available information. See at the bottom of the epidemic calculator), fatality rate (4% due to healthcare system collapse. See details below or in the previous article), length of hospital stay (down from 20 to 10 days) and hospitalization rate (down from 20% to 14% based on severe and critical cases. Note the WHO calls out a 20% rate) based on our most recently available gathering of research. Note that these numbers don’t change results much. The only change that matters is the fatality rate.

Bookmarked, cheers!

Blackdisabledmidgets.com Gotta be PC these days. 👍

I've been told by someone elsewhere that he contacted EVA and received an email to say it could take up to 4 weeks to process.

Still got a sore throat and the sniffles, but now have dodgy guts.No temperature or cough though.

You got my hopes up as I fish a lake in France called Heron lake LOL

Just an update on myself,I've still got a rough tongue & throat(but not sore),my stomach doesn't feel right & I've no appetite.Also every now & then I feel like absolute shit.This is the 8th day I've been like this. Taking 4Flu tablets before I go to bed,after some alcohol they act like knockout drops.Jameson's(& Black Bush but it's run out)Irish Whiskey seems to sooth my throat. I just hope & pray that my missus & mum haven't got it.

1st attempt at one of my ribeye steaks. Cooked in a frying pan with salt, pepper, garlic and basted in butter. Tasted superb. It was also nice to have some fresh veg too!

I think the strategy is not to worry about others, look after yourself (and family). There will be victims. Make sure you're not one of them.

well finally restaurants and anywhere offering eat in food will close this week. take away only.. docs waiting to be signed by the big boys. its been insane so far when we are told to not sit in groups and you wander past arsehole bar, now cafe, and its full of unwashed, knees together sippin on 2 for 1s... the shit is getting real

This lockdown goes on too long I'll probably die from blood loss when my cock fall off. If I weren't working ld be right f***d.

Myself, I totally support their "Shit - don't drink!!" attitude🙃

Some Thai businessman in Pattaya reckons around 80% of businesses in the city will be close either for good or temporarily in the next 12 months. Reckons many businesses will be snapped up by foreign buyers, I reckon the chinks are gonna clean up.

Pattaya after declaration of emergency

Not sure if it was under your regime or Allen before you the guy in the hotel that wanted to check out and when they checked his room there was shit everywhere on the duvet on the pillow cases on the sheets on the blanket and he couldn't understand why he was getting charged for all of that. He absolutely had to wipe his ass on every part of that bed for it to be all over fucking funny. Or the night I was called to reception a ladyboy was fighting with a gentleman of Indian persuasion he wouldn't give her the phone back the police came and all the staff in the lobby they were fighting back and forth in the police asked what the problem was. The ladyboy said of course he won't pay me. The gentleman said we didn't do anything there's no need to pay you and the lady boy piped up loud enough for everybody to hear everywhere bullshit you f**k me twice. They say you can't make that shit up well you can't

I am ashamed of the fact that after 17 years of first coming to Thailand and 14 years living here my Thai is nidnoy. For some reason I just cannot learn other languages. I should be fluent in French and passable in Spanish but apart from "ami vous les blow jobs and dos San Miguels chief" I am a waste of space. My wife Sai could not speak one word of English when we met and now switches from Thai to English like throwing a switch. As an adult I have a whole bunch of formal qualifications I gained through study and examination so I am determined if nothing else but I simply cannot grasp other languages. Perhaps it is psycological block as I did absolutely loath my French teacher at School who once wrote one of my reports "He is lazy, untidy, never works well and is a disgrace to himself and his class ." Funny how I can quote that word perfect after all these years. Unfortunately, there may have been a grain of truth in what the bitch said.🤣

Thread cleaned up to some extent. There is a section for US politics. Please address the contents of posts rather than insult or wind up other posters Thanks.

Hmmmm, Hmmmmm, we're drifting far from the Corona subject here.....

Wife's first ever attempt at Apple pie. Bag of apples, bag of flour, utube clip. Is gorgeous.

Sit tight mate if you start having trouble breathing just remember it's the rest of the world trying to play a prank on you. All the best.