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  1. @thumper63 @lazarus Great pics guys, well done. Just doing some reminiscing from 2020 back home in "Man Jose" LOL! Springtime with my Roses in front of the house and of course a trip to The Rose Garden locally. Few other pics....and cause the gym was not open back then, I was forced to use dumb bells at home.....and wifey thought my impression of Boris Johnson was pretty good. The drive up Covid test was in full swing at that time too. Of course when she would go out with 2 of her other Thai friends locally here...she would dress like a bar girl. Bitch rarely dressed like this for me LOL!
  2. @lazarus Matt, ever wonder if this could happen at The Golden Gate Bridge?
  3. Kind of a sad day for me, myself and 30 others just got an e-mail that my friend Rich passed away last night. His wife let us all know. Was wondering why i had not heard from him in a while, that is not like him. He would send me e-mails about what's going on in the Viet Coffee scene back home. Met him back in 2011 one Sat morning at one of the shops. Over the years, told him and showed him pics of my adventures here in Thailand. He had to go he told me. He was a kick, we laid out this big plan so he could get here. He had me over for dinner one night back in 2012 to meet his wife. He told her I was a "professional photographer" and traveled all over Asia taking pic. I brought my laptop and showed her LOL! He too was a good photographer. So when she would leave the room, we would laugh like a bunch of High School kids you know? So eventually he asked her if it would be OK if he went to Thailand with me one time? She eventually said OK and these pics were from his only time here back in Feb 2013 with me and my other friend Jim.. Needless to say he had a blast. 5 nights in Bangkok, 5 in Pattaya, theh he had to go home. In Bangkok one night, we picked up 3 gals from Black Pagoda, took them up to the Skybar at Sathorn. In Pattaya we stayed at Secrets, had a blast there too. One eveing in Patts, we went over to "Sabai Dee" Massage. I knew he would love the "soapy" adventure. We get in there, his eyes were huge looking at all of the gals in the fishbowl. He took the girl with the biggest tits, I knew he would. We had been drinking all night after dinner, we finish up there, get back to the floor and he was telling Jim and I that this gal was great. She was gently, gliding her "funbags" all over his erect cock! He had taken some Viagra before our arrival. Great times with Rich. Sadly Renal Kidney failure got him his wife told us....he was 83 years old. RIP Rich..
  4. Respect for doing this in that humidity! Would be too tough on me.
  5. The guy on the right kind of looks like Andy Warhol?
  6. No doubt about it...love it or hated Secrets, I personally just found it to be fun as a general rule. The 2017, 2018 Anniversary parties were great.
  7. Loved talking photography with Baz back in the day....we had some great conversations about taking pics of girls.
  8. It was free...believe me. Never got a firm answer to the question of what happened to the tires that were supposedly reserved for me....you know the drill here, let wifey/gf find out...even they can't get a reasonable answer. I have to say though, these Michelin tires are great...smooth as silk. Outstanding.....too bad she didn't ask you " Mr LD KId, I can shave your balls in the back room for another 100 baht tip Na Ka? LOL!
  9. Another “This is Thailand” story from yesterday here. My Honda SUV is due for new tires, going to Pattaya soon and feel better knowing that they are new. I bought the current BF Goodrich’s that are on there now back in June 2017, good tires, no problems at all. They could probably go another 10k miles, but just get it done now. Bought these at the local “B-Quik” shop about 20 minute drive from the house. Wifey and I both get our oil changes etc. from them on occasion, sometimes for more expansive repairs, we take them to our local dealerships. So I need 235/65R17 for this SUV. Wifey calls them Thursday, they say great, bring it in we have some Bridgestones that are just the size etc, the $25k baht will include mounting/balancing and because this is a 4 WD ( we need this here in Minburi LOL! ) we will also do the 4 wheel alignment. Wifey confers with me, I get all the details of the tires, look them up on the internet and she calls this guy back and tells him yes this is good and he tells her, he will reserve these tires for me and bring it in at 9:00am. Done deal…I get there at 9:00am, told wifey stay at home, I have done this before, they have all the info from your phone call etc. I know some of you who live here full time, year around are thinking to yourself about now “I bet when Yessongs got to the shop, they told him, Ahhhhh solly sir, we no hab that tire here” If you thought that for 1 minute….you are now my friend for life! Yep, that’s exactly what they told me! Ok being that I was born at night…..........but it wasn’t last night, I realize that indeed “This is Thailand” I am going forward though, have wifey teach me how to say in Thai “Excuse me, but I am now going to my car and get my AR-15 and say your last prayers to Buddha” LOL! So…as you can imagine, I am NOT happy. Of course, the English speaking level of any person in that entire shop is non existent. I call wifey, explain the situation to her, I put her on the speaker phone to the guy and I do NOT know what she is saying, but man oh man, she put this guy on blast! She is very, very mellow as a general rule, but even she has a breaking point with dealing with her fellow countrymen. This poor guy, dealing with a 5’4, 113 pound Thai girl frothing at the mouth like a Pitbull and her Farang Husband who about now is getting “yoked up” like Hulk Hogan ready to rip his shirt off in front of everyone. At this point, I look around and every Thai guy there in that shop, started throwing up “The Wai” to me….after hearing wifey blast the Manager over the speaker phone! Ok, Ok, Jai Yen, Jai Yen Yessongs….. So after a 20 minute verbal beating by wifey to this Manager, they found the exact same size tires that are by Michelin and even though they were $29k baht out the door, he gave them to me for the same as the Bridgestones at $25k baht…and the rest is history. I feel better knowing that even at B-Quik, you can get a “Happy Ending” And before you ask, “Well…what happened to the Bridgestone tires that they reserved for you”? Who knows? One other thing, I MUST be the Village Idiot here, they now put “Nitrogen” in your tires as an upside, instead of regular air?? Yep…..the tech ( who was cool, pic included) hands me his Samsung Galaxy phone, says something in Thai, it translates to English and that’s what it said…..what ever LOL! God I love this place…really I do.
  10. @thumper63 Great read Terry, by the way, does this look familiar to you?
  11. Yesterday at the gym, met a "fellow american" for the first time. No big deal, but in my case he is the ONLY American I have met over the last year and a half here. Not to say, there are no other Americans working out here, but the days I go and the times I go, I have only met 2 different other guys. One is from the UK and one from Australia. Even better he is from Calif, we can bitch, gripe and complain about high prices in Calif these days LOL! He is from Santa Barbara, went to UCSB College and you will NEVER guess where he met his Thai wife? Yep, she went to UCSB also. Mom and Dad sent her here to get her Degree. He was a "hydrologist" in Santa Barbara for many years, just to continue the fun here, want to take a guess at what she did in Santa Barbara after she graduated? Well if you guessed she opened up a Thai restaurant, winner winner. Won't bore you anymore with my rhetoric.....2 years ago, he is 57 now, she is 50 ( she looks 40, saw pics of her, nice looking gal) they both had enough of 100 hour work weeks ( especially at the restaurant) she sold the restaurant, sold the home in Santa Barbara, cashed out and they bought a brand new home here in Minburi. Best decision they ever made he told me, they will never have to work another day in their life...good on them. Not so sure about selling the home in Santa Barbara....that is one nice place. They have a 14 year old Daughter, who is NOT happy with them he told me....she misses her friends she met there.....they are sending her to an International, private school here..
  12. Raining hard here in Minburi right now......so glad I do not have to work/drive anymore.
  13. Did they change colors? When I got married here in Jan 2016, my wife and I went down to the local office here, got my Thai ID card, a week later came back and I was issued a "yellow book" showing that I am a foreign national, married to a Thai and establishes my permanent residence here or something to that effect. 2 weeks later, went down to the local " learn to drive in Thailand" office, took the course, took the test, passed and got a drivers license.
  14. If it will make any of us feel better, the guy on the far right, John Lodge, this is what he looked like in July 2019 at The Mountain Winery in Saratoga, Calif.
  15. Terry, remember you gave me that belt back at the Secrets Anniversary party back in Sept 2017. Good quality belt that is my " go to" when wearing Levis you know. Few people have asked me about it over the years. Still working out on a regular basis and trying to accept the fact that I am closer to 70....then 60 LOL! I hear I am not alone. Great to see/hear that you are back and hoping you are enjoying your time back in Patts. You need to give me and many others your "secret" on how you still have brown, golden hair...you bastard
  16. I feel so much better after watching this LOL!
  17. I feel so much better after watching this LOL!
  18. That lifestyle would not work for me for alot of reasons..
  19. Well, the girls I knew in High School, this is what they look like now at our 50th re-union May 2023! Well...not bad for 67 year old women....would you agree? Because I am STILL a " class act" I will not give you all the details of the 3 some we all had at my hotel later that night. Don't hate on me LOL!
  20. Was looking at some past pics last night, wifey had girls night out. Want to throw some "shade" at her this morning. This pic was taken in Feb 2010 right, at this time we were in the "courting process" still. What I mean is I was " sizing her up" to see if she would be the new Mrs. Yessongs in the future LOL! During this time her Mom was still alive, she was deathly afraid of her Mother..as in when we went out here when I would come visit, she would dress like a Catholic Nun...it was depressing, I need to see some skin! Sadly her Mom passed away in 2013, when I came here for my annual visit in 2014, after I was "on tour" with my buddy Jim, I got to her house, she was dressed in these white booty shorts, form fitting tight blouse and now we're talking. I asked her about it and she said " I cannot dress like you want when my Mom was around" I let her off the hook and told her "Ok I understand" I was a kind and caring nice guy back then LOL! Her outfits are now in the Yessongs standard when you roll with me I love kidding around with her. One of you guys has to have a similiar story....would love to hear it.
  21. Exactly the same shot wifey and I got in 2021, I do not know what it was with this shot, but every other vaccine I have ever had, my arm hurt more then ever with Shingrix...same with wifey. It was really painful for 2 days...anyone know why this one hurts so much? The needles look the same, they are not bigger by any means.
  22. Wow, wifey and I both got the Shingles Vaccine( 2 doses) when in Calif, they want everyone to get it when they hit 50 there. 65 in UK? WTF? Hope you get through it relatively pain free.....my next door neighbor back in Calif got it bad...I was here in Thailand in 2017 when he got it. When he got it, he took pics and showed me when I got back there to help my parents in 2019. It was absolutely brutal he told me. He DID NOT get the vaccine and he was 62 years old at the time. Bad decision he told me.
  23. He was here last night in Bangkok...my Mom would have loved it LOL!
  24. Glass, yeah we all had many good times in Pattaya. This gal was from Feb 2013, 11 years ago. Me, my buddy Jim and Go Go Lover, all met up at Mike's Seafood one night for dinner. GGL took us on a go go crawl. My notes tell me that we get to "Beach Club" had drinks, saw this gal, as we were leaving, I told her I will come back later...she said "No you won't" Finish up with those guys a few hours later, I go back and she was still there. Took her for the night, of course, more bars and Sangsom/Coke for me.....yeah I was litle "weathered" at this point. She was good.... Just don't ever go into Insomnia, pick a girl up there and let her talk you into "needle shots" for her and her friend. Jesus, what a hangover the next day after that night. Lesson learned, Sangsom/Coke and Needle Shots, I though I was a "Diabetic" the next day LOL! This gal was great too....told me she was a "Dental Asst" in Naklua?? In my stupidity, I actually believed her. Put my report/pics up on the Secrets forum a few weeks later, forget which BM it was, told me she was NOT a Dental Asst in Naklua! She was always around WS looking for a mug like me?? I was devastated LOL! Alcohol, needle shots, a brown little Issan Princess from Surin and in Pattaya? What could go wrong?😩
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