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Next time you see the owner just ask him not to block your access with his van. I believe with fireworks it's called "light blue touch paper and retire."

You also have to find ants that are willing to bite you there.

What a fuktong. https://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/bloke-paddles-mates-giant-pumpkin-down-nsw-river-in-suspected-world-first/news-story/4ed12cfa8d6b9e14753bcfa464f530c8

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

“Having escaped the lion’s den Mr Lehrmann made the mistake of coming back for his hat.” Justice Lee https://www.news.com.au/national/courts-law/bruce-lehrmann-defamation-trial-live-verdict/news-story/19b99010f5b6739755fa52a6e2d68235

Molly the magpie’s 45-day ordeal finally over After a tumultuous 45 days in the custody of authorities, Molly the magpie has finally been reunited with its unlikely canine companion. Molly the magpie has finally returned to its Gold Coast home and been reunited with its unlikely best friend Peggy the Staffy. Queensland’s Department of Environment, Science and Innovation (DESI) made the announcement on Monday, marking the end of a 45-day saga that gripped the nation. “(DESI) has approved a specialised license and today returned ‘Molly’ the magpie to a couple who took it in as a nestling in 2020,” the department revealed in a statement. https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/molly-the-magpies-45day-ordeal-finally-over/news-story/26dfd3f4730dd18aac4bb15193f56916

You've gotta wonder, did it start out with a night out with a couple of mates and a skinful of piss...

^^^ The cue ball is right there on the table. Smack him on the nut with that and it'll slow him down.

Remember, the grin was all that was left.

Nah, just too much Pap & Kaiings. Kaiings, a chewy traditional Boer delicacy often served. as a topping over "pap". Kaiings are made from small. cubes of pork in a cast iron pot over a "slow" fire and. are the leftover pieces of pork after extracting the pork. Pap, /ˈpʌp/, also known as mieliepap (Afrikaans for maize porridge) in South Africa, is a traditional porridge/polenta and a staple food of the African peoples of Southern Africa (the Afrikaans word pap is taken from Dutch and means merely "porridge") made from maize-meal (coarsely ground maize).

^^^ Sorry, it's Molly the magpie and Peggy the dog. My bad.

Peggy (the magpie) and Molly (the dog) to be reunited after a bout of officialdom overreach. Peggy even had to learn a foreign language.

^^^ Saudi Arabia, about 70km from Jeddah. It's called Makkah on google maps.

So nobody survived?

And/or Valtrex tablets (Valacyclovir). Available OTC in Thailand but expensive. https://www.mayoclinic.org/drugs-supplements/valacyclovir-oral-route/side-effects/drg-20066635?p=1

It must be a Japanese thing. @0:17

I suspect he was not very good at rock, paper, scissors.

Looks healthy enough to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ycp_nQ0Wpc Seeing as it wouldn't let me embed the video I'll just pinch a picture from it. I don't think it's AI generated.

^^^ You should never eat on an empty stomach.

If it still isn't sorted then maybe...

Moon to get its own time zone created by NASA - but clocks work differently there NASA has been directed to create a standard time zone for the moon to make sure communications are synchronised and data transfers in space are secure. But the same clock on Earth would move differently on the moon - making the time zone both vital and complicated to develop. https://news.sky.com/story/moon-to-get-its-own-time-zone-created-by-nasa-but-clocks-work-differently-there-13106973 Please tell me the noise these clocks make are going to be called lunar-ticks.

Interesting. I was thinking of bad man José.