An elderly man went into the confession box and said to the priest, “Father I’m 80 years old, married, with four kids and last night I had a wild threesome with two hot 18-year-olds.”
“My son, when was the last time you were in confession?” asked the priest.
“Never, father, I’m Jewish,” came the reply.
“Why are you telling me, then?” asked the priest.
“I’m telling everybody!” said the old bloke.