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Derek Dangleberries Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 (edited) Good evening, I'm from EssexIn case you couldn't tellMy given name is DickieI come from BillericayAnd I'm doing very well Had a love affair with NinaIn the back of my cortinaA seasoned-up hyenaCould not have been more obscenerShe took me to the cleanersAnd other misdemeanoursBut I got right up between herRum and her Ribena Well, you ask Joyce and VickyIf candy-floss is stickyI'm not a blinking thickyI'm Billericay DickieAnd I'm doing very well I bought a lot of BrandyWhen I was courting SandyTook eight to make her randyAnd all I had was shandyAnother thing with SandyWhat often came in handyWas passing her a mandyShe didn't half go bandy So, you ask Joyce and VickyIf I ever took the mickeyI'm not a flipping thickyI'm Billericay DickieAnd I'm doing very well I'd rendez-vous with JanetQuite near the Isle of ThanetShe looked more like a gannetShe wasn't half a prannetHer mother tried to ban itHer father helped me plan itAnd when I captured JanetShe bruised her pomegranate Oh, you ask Joyce and VickyIf I ever shaped up trickyI'm not a blooming thickyI'm Billericay DickieAnd I'm doing very well You should never hold a candleIf you don't know where it's beenThe jackpot is in the handleOn a normal fruit machine So, you ask Joyce and VickyWho's their favourite brickieI'm not a common thickyI'm Billericay DickieAnd I'm doing very well I know a lovely old toe-ragObliging and noblesseKindly, charming shag from ShoeburynessMy given name is DickieI come from BillericayI thought you'd never guess So, you ask Joyce and VickyA pair of squeaky chickiesI'm not a flaming thickyI'm Billericay DickyAnd I'm doing very well Oh golly, oh goshCome and lie on the couchWith a nice bit of poshFrom Burnham-on-CrouchMy given name is DickieI come from BillericayAnd I ain't a slouch So, you ask Joyce and VickyAbout Billericay DickieI ain't an effing thickyYou ask Joyce and VickyI'm doing very well Edited July 15, 2021 by Derek Dangleberries 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Glasseye Posted July 24, 2021 Author Share Posted July 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Yessongs said: Going to see " Foreigner" Tuesday.......Thai girls play " Head Games" Na Krap? LOL! 👍 55555555555555555555 Can't wait to see the review and pics Mike ! Cheers ! Have a great time !!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butch Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 18 hours ago, Derek Dangleberries said: One of the most underrated performers from that era IMHO. "Billericay Dickie" "Spasticus Autisticus" "There ain't half been some clever bastards" (lucky bleeder, lucky bleeders) - B side of "hit me" I think, might be wrong though. Each time I listen to that track, i'm taken back to the early 80's, unemployment, riots, life in a comprehensive school, racism, IRA bombings in London, Thatcher, Tebbit, both my brothers living at home in our council house one a "Mod / New Wave" the other just a thug, donkey jackets, Oxblood (tan) airwair with white laces, me and my mate "banana" nicking his Dad's special brew, stitches done by my Mum on me after getting into a fight after I got pissed on special brew, me (a teenager) trying to make a decision on what I'm going to do, and as long as it doesn't include ending up like either of them then I'm happy. Ambition. Fast forward to now. Eldest brother is still a thug, but a very rich one. Other brother couldn't handle it anymore so "ran away", very far away. Me, I'm ok. Did what I needed to do. Happy now, listening to the full album actually, looking back. I regret nothing. Great memories Derek. Enjoy the wine. 🙂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Dangleberries Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 3 hours ago, Butch said: Each time I listen to that track, i'm taken back to the early 80's, unemployment, riots, life in a comprehensive school, racism, IRA bombings in London, Thatcher ....... Whenever I read BMs comments about being in Pattaya in the early 80s my mind goes back to where I was then..Hunger Strike riots in Derry, the night of the Droppin Well bombing (I still don't like inside bars) and I think what a bunch of diverse life experiences we have. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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