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Aqualung Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation. The Black Labrador turned to the yellow Labrador and said "So why are you here? " The Yellow Lab replied, " I'm a pisser. I piss on everything....the sofa,the curtains, the cat, the kids. The final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed." The black Lab said, " So what`s the vet going to do ? " "Gonna cut my nuts off " came the reply from the Yellow Lab. "They reckon it'll calm me down." The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked " why are you here?" The Black Lab said, " I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owners' couch." "So what are they going to do to you? " the Yellow Lab inquired. "Looks like I'm losing my nuts too." the dejected Black Lab replied. The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, " Why are you here? "I'm a humper." said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, anything. I want to hump everything I see.Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away." The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said, "So, it's nuts off for you too, huh?" The Great Dane said, " No, I'm here to get my nails clipped." 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Derek Dangleberries Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 3 hours ago, lazarus said: Hahahahaha That last line got me!! What a punchline!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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coxyhog Posted June 5, 2022 Share Posted June 5, 2022 Now don't get offended I'm not taking the pi$$ out of my ex boss but I thought this was rather funny.... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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