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Two hot-shot Sydney lawyers go off to that new chi-chi pub that has just opened up on Pitt Street and order a couple of drinks.

They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and begin to eat.

Seeing this, the angry publican approaches them and says, “Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!”

The two look at each other, shrug and exchange sandwiches.

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Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender,
'Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman.'
'Oh yeah?' said Charlie, 'And how did this one end?'
'When it was over,' Mike replied, 'She came to me on her hands and knees.'
'Really,' said Charles, 'Now that's a switch! What did she say?'
She said, 'Come out from under the bed, you little chicken.'
 

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