bexwell Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Any gardening experts on here? My son told me the other day when I went to see him that he can't figure out why his Tomato plant won't bare fruit 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhunDon Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 20 hours ago, bexwell said: Any gardening experts on here? My son told me the other day when I went to see him that he can't figure out why his Tomato plant won't bare fruit Definitely needs pruning, I’ll get me shears and be right over. 😉 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lirchenfeld Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Spice Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Not sure I posted this already ? Besides Trump he is doing Farage very well . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexwell Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexwell Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 (edited) Food for thought Edited January 31, 2020 by bexwell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homor Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stillearly Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 On 1/30/2020 at 9:29 AM, Thai Spice said: Not sure I posted this already ? Besides Trump he is doing Farage very well . The Brian Cox was okay .. not sure about the rest though ... if he hadn't of told us who each one was I'd have struggled 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtyGraph Posted February 5, 2020 Author Share Posted February 5, 2020 What's the ideal weight for a mother-in-law?About 2.3 pounds including the urn.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhunDon Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 (edited) Every Friday afternoon, the kids teacher would ask a question of her class, the one that gave the correct answer got to go home 2 hours early. Little Johnny always put his hand up, but never got picked, despite knowing the correct answer every time. Needless to say he wasn’t happy, so he decided on a cunning plan. With his pocket money, he bought a pack of Malteasers. Come Friday question time, he rolled two of them down the isle in front of his teacher, she looked down and asked “OK, whose the little funny guy with 2 brown balls”? Johnny shot his hand up and said “Sammy Davis Junior ma’am, see ya Monday”. Edited February 5, 2020 by KhunDon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stillearly Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhunDon Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 10 hours ago, Stillearly said: There was a program on TV last night about Barrymore and the death at his house during a party. Still nothing proved on who killed him and his injuries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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galenkia Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 A man with a stutter was spared jail today after a judge ruled it was unlikely he would finish his sentence. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigi Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sigi Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 A young daughter is at home when her father calls. The daughter picks up. "Hello?" "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mummy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." A brief pause. "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." "Mummy says I do! He's with Mummy in the room, right now." Another brief pause. "Uh, alright, here's what Daddy wants you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mummy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway." "Okay Daddy, just a minute." A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Okay, I've done it, Daddy." "And what happened, honey?" "Mummy got all scared and jumped out of beds with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she's not moving at all!" "Oh my god!!! What about the Uncle Paul?!" "Uncle Paul jumped out of bed with no clothes on too! He got all scared and jumped out the window into the swimming pool. But I think he doesn't know you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and now he isn't moving too!" A long pause this time. "Swimming pool...? Is this 486-5731?" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigi Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stillearly Posted February 20, 2020 Share Posted February 20, 2020 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lirchenfeld Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 It can be worse.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coxyhog Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhunDon Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 4 hours ago, Lirchenfeld said: It can be worse.... Oh ffs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KWA Posted February 22, 2020 Share Posted February 22, 2020 On 2/21/2020 at 12:03 PM, Lirchenfeld said: It can be worse.... Much worse.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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