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10 minutes ago, Derek Dangleberries said:

I can't get the song out of my head now !!

Replace it with something else. You were complaining about "Joggling Balls" the other day.

Researchers at the University of St. Andrews have come up with a Top 20 of songs that are most likely to be caught on an infinite loop in your brain. As earworms go, these are potentially the worst. (Note that this is a British study, so your level of neurological craziness may vary.) (Via The Mirror)

  1. We Will Rock You – Queen
  2. Happy – Pharrell Williams
  3. We are the Champions – Queen
  4. I’m Gonna Be (500 miles) – Proclaimers
  5. YMCA – Village People
  6. Bohemian Rhapsody – Queen
  7. Final Count Down – Europe
  8. Living on a Prayer – Bon Jovi
  9. Jingle Bells
  10. Who Let the Dogs Out? – Baha Men
  11. Gangnam Style – Psy
  12. Never Gonna Give You Up – Rick Astley
  13. Don’t Stop Believin’ – Journey
  14. Uptown Funk – Bruno Mars and Mark Ronson
  15. Shake It Off – Taylor Swift
  16. Beat It – Michael Jackson
  17. Ruby – Kaiser Chiefs
  18. The Time Warp – The Rocky Horror show
  19. About the Bass – Meghan Trainer
  20. Karma Chameleon – Culture Club
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The TW surprised me last night. She'd been in bed a couple of hours before I entered the bedroom. 

"Steve", she said.... "I'm horny. Give me 8 inches and hurt me badly". 

So I put my dick in her twice then headbutted her. 

That didn't go down well 😜😜😜

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