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I bought a leather coat from Debenhams in the sales. Pre-sale price was £495 but I got it for just £25.
It's supposed to be slightly imperfect but I've had a good look all over and the only thing I can find is that one of the sleeves is slightly longer than the other two.🤣
 
 
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John Sentanamu black archbishop of York tells this joke:

Plane flying over Africa engines fail only one left losing height. Pilot asks the Bishop to help.

Ladies and gentlemen we need volunteers to bail out so we can get to the airport.

🙏We are democratic people so we will do this in alphabetical order.

Are there any Arabs on board? ...... 1 hand goes up 

Ok are there any Belgians on board ? .... no hands.

OK any Chinese ....3 hands go up.

Bishop's young son alarmed said : "Father what are you doing?"

"Don't worry son we are Zulus............. :default_cheers:😆

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