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KhunDon Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 2 hours ago, coxyhog said: I’ve got the belly, where do I get the beads? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lirchenfeld Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 It made me curious.... Turns out they are not called Odi, but Bodi. At their new year celebrations there is a beauty pageant, where the fattest man is chosen. Each clan select one participant to enter the contest. Rules are simple: 1) Must be unmarried 2) Not leave the hut for 6 months. 3) Each morning for 6 months, drink 2 litres of a mixture made from fresh cows milk and fresh cows blood. 4) No sex for 6 months. Good luck https://guardian.ng/life/the-bodi-tribe-where-men-drink-blood-and-milk/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ukdave51 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 I saw an advert for a penis enlarger so quickly sent off for it, a few days later a package arrived and I quickly ripped of the packing, It was a fucking magnifying glass. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lirchenfeld Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 13 hours ago, ukdave51 said: I saw an advert for a penis enlarger so quickly sent off for it, a few days later a package arrived and I quickly ripped of the packing, It was a fucking magnifying glass. Just a warning, don't don't use it directly under the sun. It might ignite your match penis. .... According to a friend ... 😐 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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coxyhog Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 (edited) Excellent news. It’s very common that when a failing country defies the basic democratic principles recognised by the majority of the world, independent monitors from countries with superior functioning systems are invited to oversee and monitor processes to give credibility to proceedings. Edited January 7, 2021 by coxyhog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ukdave51 Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 Trump dies from the virus. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Trump thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed. The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over, such was his fate in Hell. "No!" Trump said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long." The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented Trump. The Devil opened a third door. In it, Trump saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Trump looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this." The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!" 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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coxyhog Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 Justice is best served cold...Because if it was served warm, it would be justwater..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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