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2 minutes ago, farangme said:

Or a bottle of milk from 7/11

They don't have big brown nipples though.

Some of the nipples on those Thai girls, bigger than my cock.

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18 minutes ago, dcfc2007 said:

They don't have big brown nipples though.

Some of the nipples on those Thai girls, bigger than my cock.

Stop showing off.

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My me lang = I have no power.

 

Handy for saying to the girls when they’re asking you to come in for a “special” massage. But don’t say it to a ladyboy. They’ll just tell you “that’s ok, I boom boom you”.

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Im lao or something like that!

My wife said it means “ full up”. 

Walking back to my car from the Bars of Bintabaht in Hua Hin, any girls sat outside the massage parlours that accosted me would get that phrase and I would rub my tummy as I said it.

They always laughed. Mind you, I would probably get the same reaction, if I’d dropped my kaks in front of them. 🤣

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33 minutes ago, Nightcrawler said:

Mai mee nam tee hong? 

Hee men Kappee 😬

Answers on a postcard 😀 could end up with a smack in the mouth

Mai mee nam tee hong?  - don't have any water in the room.

Hee men Kappee - is that a continuation of the first bit?

hee - pussy

men - smells

kappee - I don't know.

if it was hee men chip hai it would mean pussy fuking stinks.

 

 

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37 minutes ago, fygjam said:

Mai mee nam tee hong?  - don't have any water in the room.

Hee men Kappee - is that a continuation of the first bit?

hee - pussy

men - smells

kappee - I don't know.

if it was hee men chip hai it would mean pussy fuking stinks.

 

 

Essential stuff. Thanks, 😉

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