Yessongs Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 Great read, Thai time indeed, good on you for keeping them straight and letting them know their behavior is unacceptable. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steelers4Life Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 I finally figured out Thai time awhile back. "I come see you in 5 minutes" (translates to 30 to 45 minutes). "I come see you in 15 minutes" (translates to 1-2 hours). "I come see you in 1 hour" (translates to 3 or more hours or she ain't coming). 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stillearly Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 TMT Thai Maybe Time 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pumpuynarak Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Thanks for the update BB, i get your frustration with Thai girls timekeeping it would piss me off too, how can you plan your day/night ? but you have the right solution in telling em not to bother, their loss really as there's no shortage of gals. You mention the mechanistic attitude of TF gals and i believe that will always be a potential problem when booking without prior knowledge, thats the beauty of meeting them in the bars, ya get a chance to see if you "click". Prior to moving to Thailand i was a regular user of a local escort agency and had me favs i would book all the time, totally professional at all times, never arrived late and we always had a great time. One regular little 21 yo Chinese gal i very nearly kept for good and the lady business owner who always brought her to my apartment once told me "you do know Cliff if you want Ying to stay long long time she's more than happy to" we did get on very well lol Look forward to your continuation BB. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STARGAZER Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 On 8/7/2019 at 9:18 PM, farangme said: They all work in the bank of senders. Thai bank workers don't mix with foreigners. huh, my best mate here, a good ole boy from Texas is married to an Executive @ KBank HQ. Very cool girl. Expecting their 2nd boy in a few weeks. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Britboy Posted September 13, 2019 Author Share Posted September 13, 2019 2 hours ago, STARGAZER said: huh, my best mate here, a good ole boy from Texas is married to an Executive @ KBank HQ. Very cool girl. Expecting their 2nd boy in a few weeks. I agree. My bank girl is great (she looks after corporate clients at Krungsri Bank). Also, when I opened my own account at Bangkok Bank, the manager who did it all for me slipped me her mobile number, on the premise that if I have any issues (particularly with online banking) I can contact her directly . . I have swapped a couple of messages with her, primarily out of courtesy and to keep what could be a very useful contact, but don't want to complicate my life too much at the moment with too many "regulars" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Britboy Posted September 13, 2019 Author Share Posted September 13, 2019 4 hours ago, Pumpuynarak said: Thanks for the update BB, i get your frustration with Thai girls timekeeping it would piss me off too, how can you plan your day/night ? but you have the right solution in telling em not to bother, their loss really as there's no shortage of gals. You mention the mechanistic attitude of TF gals and i believe that will always be a potential problem when booking without prior knowledge, thats the beauty of meeting them in the bars, ya get a chance to see if you "click". Prior to moving to Thailand i was a regular user of a local escort agency and had me favs i would book all the time, totally professional at all times, never arrived late and we always had a great time. One regular little 21 yo Chinese gal i very nearly kept for good and the lady business owner who always brought her to my apartment once told me "you do know Cliff if you want Ying to stay long long time she's more than happy to" we did get on very well lol Look forward to your continuation BB. Quite agree about the difference in chemistry between meeting girls in a bar and getting one from TF. I much prefer to have a couple of drinks and build up a bit of rapport with a girl. What I like here are the options - gogo, beer bar, massage place and TF. Depending on the mood all 4 have worked well. What I'm really looking for is a hot young lady who can give a top oil massage with happy ending that I can call on to come to my condo some mornings, when I'm in that mood. That's one of my objectives over the next couple of weeks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horizondave Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Bank girls and foreigners do mix, I have knowledge of that over the years. Anyhow I just want to say that I know quite a few foreigners (some friends of mine) whose time keeping is akin to Thai time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krapow Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 5 hours ago, Horizondave said: Bank girls and foreigners do mix, I have knowledge of that over the years. I concur! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Britboy Posted September 27, 2019 Author Popular Post Share Posted September 27, 2019 It's been a couple of weeks since I did the last update, so thought I'd describe the goings on over the last fortnight. Bank girl has been here both weekends - arriving around 6 pm on Friday and going back Monday morning. Having a really nice time with her, she's learned how to handle this old scrote, gives me time when I need it, isn't a cling-on in bed and is the real traditional Thai "take care" lady. It's really sweet. She gets me a coffee every morning, the bedroom activities are getting better and better as she gets used to me and even got her using my trimmer and strimmer devices to shave my body hair. Gogo girl has taken a real back seat now. I hate myself inasmuch as I'm lying to her as to my whereabouts. It's easy to take the pressure off if I say I'm in Hua Hin playing golf or in BKK on business. The fact is my golf clubs have been standing on the balcony in the shipping bag I brought them in since I moved into the condo. I shouldn't actually call her gogo girl any more, as she's left the gogo and now working with her "mama" at a pisshole bar on a side street off Soi Bukhao. I'm trying to encourage her to take barfines (she has 2 kids and her real mama in Loei to support) as she needs the money, but she's still insisting on not going with men. She says she's too scared and "only boom boom you" and "I want take care you every day and every night". I keep telling her I want no pressure and no girlfriend, trying to let her down gently. She's not taking the hint unfortunately. Maybe I'll see her again if bank girl skips a weekend coming here but as mentioned before gogo girl is the "helmet scraper" and that still bothers me. Although last time I saw her she was much better, I still had a sore dick for 24 hours. As to other activities, I like the GC's. Went to one earlier this week in Jomtien (my 4th visit there). New lady, very pretty, tall and slim, 34 years old and only been there a couple of weeks (not a newbie to the industry I might add - far from it in fact, she's spent time in Korea, Singapore, HK, Phuket and Sumui) but a newbie to this GC. Did get a bit of pressure from the 2 mamasans, both wanting drinks, but I did buy them a drink on previous visits, so did so but said don't ask again. If I want to buy you one, I will. If you ask again, I definitely won't. Some good banter with them and one of them brought over this newbie. Normally I don't like being "presented" with a girl, I prefer to look around and choose myself. But she was so pretty. My first concern was that she was a ladyboy. Before I invited her to sit with me I said "I have 1 question". She said immediately "I know - I'm not a ladyboy. Every man asks me that". She was 100% lady, as I found out upstairs, after a few drinks. The total for my early evening escapade was 2,500 all in. I had 3 drinks, I bought her 3 drinks and 1 LD each for the 2 mamasans. So 8 drinks and a very good time in a nice room upstairs that had a good shower and porn showing on the TV. I did leave some tips on top of that, but pretty good value for the equivalent of 66 of our English pounds. I think I mentioned previously that after being here solidly now for 8 weeks little things start to grate on me. I try to think to myself "don't be an old goat, don't be a Victor Meldrew" but when the same annoying things happen consistently, day after day, it does grate. All happen in the morning too . . . 1) Soi dogs and in particular dog shit on the pavement. It's a lovely walk from my condo to where I usually have breakfast. Every morning there are piles of Soi Dogshit as I walk along Beach Road. Disgusting. While there are rubbish trucks that take away all the beach vendor trash that's laid out roadside every day, nobody seems responsible for cleaning up dog shit. 2) The stench from the drains as you walk along Beach Road. There are drains about every 20 yards and particular when there's a breeze there's a certain point as you get near every drain when that horrible sewagy stench wafts into your nose. Bloody horrible. 3) Serving food at random times and out of synch. Happens in all restaurants, particularly when I'm having dinner with Bank girl. Main courses come before starters sometimes, they randomly put down one dish without the accompanying one, serve all my order 10 minutes before bank girl (and vice versa). One particularly annoying case was one breakfast where I just ordered boiled eggs, toast, butter and jam. They must have had a toast run going for other customers too as within a minute the toast was served and a full 6 minutes later the eggs arrive. I did take exception to this and sent the toast back - I want warm (or preferably hot) toast with my eggs, not stone cold and all served at the same time. 4) Thais walking wearing flipflops who drag their feet. Don't know why, but this really winds me up. Pick your feet up for goodness sake. Sounds like someone sanding wood. Anyway, overall I'm enjoying my extended stay. Bank girl coming this afternoon so looking forward to a nice weekend. Anywhere in the world has things that grate, Thailand just has different annoyances. 7 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Spice Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 You're becoming romantic ...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Britboy Posted September 27, 2019 Author Share Posted September 27, 2019 6 hours ago, Thai Spice said: You're becoming romantic ...... The girls love that . . 😉 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boydeste Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Thanks for the update, spending extended time in Pattts does change the way you look at things and sometimes stuff does grate with repetition. However it does open doors with girls that you otherwise may not open during short holiday trips! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemondropkid Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Thanks for the post, excellent stuff. Interesting dilemma as to what point the understandable dog shit and stench disgust, will outweigh sex on tap pleasure. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golfingboy Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 (edited) Great to read your updates, keep them coming. Ah, the drains! I remember a couple of rooms I rented that smelled from the shower, but the worst spot ever was Soi 6 Corner Bar. I would pop in once in a while before/after a ST during the day. I guess eventually some people can get used to the stench, but it would take longer than a few visits for me Edited September 27, 2019 by Golfingboy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Spice Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Lemondropkid said: Interesting dilemma as to what point the understandable dog shit and stench disgust, will outweigh sex on tap pleasure. Sex on tap quickly wears out... Dog shit and stench will be there for much longer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krapow Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 14 hours ago, Britboy said: 3) Serving food at random times and out of synch. Happens in all restaurants, particularly when I'm having dinner with Bank girl. Main courses come before starters sometimes, they randomly put down one dish without the accompanying one, serve all my order 10 minutes before bank girl (and vice versa). One particularly annoying case was one breakfast where I just ordered boiled eggs, toast, butter and jam. They must have had a toast run going for other customers too as within a minute the toast was served and a full 6 minutes later the eggs arrive. I did take exception to this and sent the toast back - I want warm (or preferably hot) toast with my eggs, not stone cold and all served at the same time. I used to enjoy eating at Café Pitinis on Soi Baukao, sit outside people watching, while the food was always nice. Done more than one of the waitresses in my time as well! Anyways, they do a good cooked breakfast when the mood took me, came with toast, fresh orange juice and coffee.. Only issue I had, was I repeatedly told the waitresses that I didn't want the coffee until I had finished the food, so when they brought it out at the start, it was cold by the time I wanted it. Lost count of the amount of times I explained this when ordering, but coffee still came with orange juice before the food 5 mins later! It was headshaking stuff, TIT 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grayray Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 BB, I am enjoying your TRs,have a way to fix the "helment" problems with GG lady don't let her give you head,forget the blowie job for one night just wham bam thank you mam regards grayray 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horizondave Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 22 hours ago, Krapow said: I used to enjoy eating at Café Pitinis on Soi Baukao, sit outside people watching, while the food was always nice. Done more than one of the waitresses in my time as well! Anyways, they do a good cooked breakfast when the mood took me, came with toast, fresh orange juice and coffee.. Only issue I had, was I repeatedly told the waitresses that I didn't want the coffee until I had finished the food, so when they brought it out at the start, it was cold by the time I wanted it. Lost count of the amount of times I explained this when ordering, but coffee still came with orange juice before the food 5 mins later! It was headshaking stuff, TIT Got to say I thought most people had coffee before or with a breakfast. Then again I don't drink coffee but I would be pissed off if my pot of tea came after my breakfast. I would probably be on my second cuppa by the time breakfast was finished. Horses for courses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
galenkia Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 On 9/27/2019 at 8:33 PM, Thai Spice said: Sex on tap quickly wears out... For sure. My last few trips i had sex a fraction of the times i did during the early ones.Would go through 3 girls a day,and if i didn't i considered it a wasted day. Last trip was 2 weeks and barfined about 6 times,and 3 times was the same girl from Champange gogo. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krapow Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Horizondave said: Got to say I thought most people had coffee before or with a breakfast. Then again I don't drink coffee but I would be pissed off if my pot of tea came after my breakfast. I would probably be on my second cuppa by the time breakfast was finished. Horses for courses Aye, each t their own, it was more the point of i'm buying it, and repeatedly told them how/when I wanted it. Only to be given it exactly how I said I didn't want it, less than 5 mins later! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horizondave Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 11 hours ago, Krapow said: Aye, each t their own, it was more the point of i'm buying it, and repeatedly told them how/when I wanted it. Only to be given it exactly how I said I didn't want it, less than 5 mins later! Same with food. I rarely order a starter as it usually comes as a dessert........ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Britboy Posted September 29, 2019 Author Share Posted September 29, 2019 On 9/28/2019 at 12:51 AM, Lemondropkid said: Thanks for the post, excellent stuff. Interesting dilemma as to what point the understandable dog shit and stench disgust, will outweigh sex on tap pleasure. All I can say is that after 8 weeks it hasn't yet . . . 😁 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Britboy Posted September 29, 2019 Author Share Posted September 29, 2019 On 9/28/2019 at 3:37 AM, Krapow said: I used to enjoy eating at Café Pitinis on Soi Baukao, sit outside people watching, while the food was always nice. Done more than one of the waitresses in my time as well! Anyways, they do a good cooked breakfast when the mood took me, came with toast, fresh orange juice and coffee.. Only issue I had, was I repeatedly told the waitresses that I didn't want the coffee until I had finished the food, so when they brought it out at the start, it was cold by the time I wanted it. Lost count of the amount of times I explained this when ordering, but coffee still came with orange juice before the food 5 mins later! It was headshaking stuff, TIT Absolutely get where you're coming from. I actually have 2 cappucino's, one as soon as I arrive (the lady makes me one as soon as she sees me walk in now, don't even need to ask) and one after finishing breakfast with a nice smoke. Despite my attempting to explain numerous times that I want hot toast delivered at the same time as the boiled eggs it falls on deaf ears though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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