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Was watching the Boxing Day test between Australia and New Zealand. A good days cricket, points go to Australia. On the news they showed the first drunk being ejected. A kiwi, before the game had even started. No sense of tradition, your supposed to wait until the last session before being ejected. Then its back to the Cricketers Arms or the Royal to wait for your mates whilst perving on the topless barmaids.

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I logged in to Sky Sports Cricket from HD Prime on my Minix Box for a while this morning just in time to see England lose their first wicket after which they had a break for advertisements.

The first one was a Durex advert for an orgasm cream for females accompanied by the song lyric "We want it all ........and we want it now !"

There will be a few heart attacks in the Long Room at Lords.

I have not made this up. It actually happened just as I described above.

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40 minutes ago, coxyhog said:

& SA 175 ahead with 6 wickets remaining....needs some heroics from the likes of Stokes & Buttler but more likely another loss.

Stokes is ill so i can't see him batting a long time. 

Bairstow been shite for a while now. I would give him a rest.Get Foakes behind the stumps as he is our best keeper, and make Buttler a specialist batsmen. 

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1 hour ago, galenkia said:

You can pick your England team of the decade on the BBC Sport website. 

Here is mine. 

PickYourEnglandTestTeamOfTheDecade-6fa7344e9202876f402c8ff06e1bdd12.jpg

Can't argue much with that,obviously Strauss as captain.

I went to the BBC website & picked exactly the same.

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