Popular Post Jambo Posted December 11, 2019 Popular Post Posted December 11, 2019 I have a weeping, really itchy, rash on my.............................ankle. It is really annoying me and I have had it for about a week. So I decided this morning to go to the local pharmacist I use from time to time. So I set off on the Honda but decided firstly to call into the local Tesco/Lotus which needs a roundabout route so that I end up arriving on the correct side of the dual carriageway. I get close to a run of local shops and suddenly see the signs for a brand new clinic so on impulse I pull up outside thinking perhaps they might be more help than the pharmacist. I walk in and it seems quite busy with several Thai women waiting on seats, two female staff and a Thai guy in a long white coat. Everyone is looking at me but as a farlang you get used to that happening in Bangsaray. I take a few steps forward so that the guy can see the whole of me and I point at my ankle and say " I have this annoying rash on my ankle." For a second or two, nothing happens, then everyone starts laughing and the guy manages to splutter "Sorry Sir, this is a vets!" I crease up and all the ladies on the seats are enjoying themselves and so are the 2 dogs I notice for the first time. At least I gave everybody a good laugh. Dick head! 🤣 ps Came home with a tube of antibiotic/corticosteroid cream from the..................... pharmacist. 1 17
boydeste Posted December 11, 2019 Posted December 11, 2019 At least now you have somewhere to take your dogs when in need. Lol. 2
Freee!! Posted December 11, 2019 Posted December 11, 2019 3 hours ago, fygjam said: Lucky they didn't put you down. It wasn't that bad ... yet 😉
Atticus Posted December 11, 2019 Posted December 11, 2019 5 hours ago, Stillearly said: He was feeling ruff .... But since his visit to the purramedics he is feline mutt betta....... 2
nampla69 Posted December 11, 2019 Posted December 11, 2019 At least you didn't get neutered ....... 2
KhunDon Posted December 13, 2019 Posted December 13, 2019 Surprised the vet didn’t shove a thermometer up your ass and treat you for mange. 🤣 1
fygjam Posted December 13, 2019 Posted December 13, 2019 I'm surprised the vet didn't try and see if you could lick your own balls. 1
BarryL Posted December 13, 2019 Posted December 13, 2019 5 minutes ago, fygjam said: I'm surprised the vet didn't try and see if you could lick your own balls. why does dog lick his balls because he can 1
KhunDon Posted December 14, 2019 Posted December 14, 2019 Give him a dog biscuit and he’ll lick yours as well. 👌
rajs123 Posted December 14, 2019 Posted December 14, 2019 This is the funniest thread that I have read in years! 1
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