Popular Post Jambo Posted December 11, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted December 11, 2019 I have a weeping, really itchy, rash on my.............................ankle. It is really annoying me and I have had it for about a week. So I decided this morning to go to the local pharmacist I use from time to time. So I set off on the Honda but decided firstly to call into the local Tesco/Lotus which needs a roundabout route so that I end up arriving on the correct side of the dual carriageway. I get close to a run of local shops and suddenly see the signs for a brand new clinic so on impulse I pull up outside thinking perhaps they might be more help than the pharmacist. I walk in and it seems quite busy with several Thai women waiting on seats, two female staff and a Thai guy in a long white coat. Everyone is looking at me but as a farlang you get used to that happening in Bangsaray. I take a few steps forward so that the guy can see the whole of me and I point at my ankle and say " I have this annoying rash on my ankle." For a second or two, nothing happens, then everyone starts laughing and the guy manages to splutter "Sorry Sir, this is a vets!" I crease up and all the ladies on the seats are enjoying themselves and so are the 2 dogs I notice for the first time. At least I gave everybody a good laugh. Dick head! 🤣 ps Came home with a tube of antibiotic/corticosteroid cream from the..................... pharmacist.   1 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boydeste Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 At least now you have somewhere to take your dogs when in need. Lol. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fygjam Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 Lucky they didn't put you down. Â 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freee!! Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 3 hours ago, fygjam said: Lucky they didn't put you down. It wasn't that bad ... yet 😉 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stillearly Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 He was feeling ruff .... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atticus Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 5 hours ago, Stillearly said: He was feeling ruff .... But since his visit to the purramedics he is feline mutt betta....... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nampla69 Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 At least you didn't get neutered ....... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhunDon Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 Surprised the vet didn’t shove a thermometer up your ass and treat you for mange. 🤣  1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fygjam Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 I'm surprised the vet didn't try and see if you could lick your own balls. Â 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryL Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 5 minutes ago, fygjam said: I'm surprised the vet didn't try and see if you could lick your own balls. Â why does dog lick his balls because he can 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhunDon Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 Give him a dog biscuit and he’ll lick yours as well. 👌 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajs123 Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 This is the funniest thread that I have read in years! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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