Nightcrawler Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 FEAR NOT lol 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Thai Spice Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Relax, it's all under control.... FFS, https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8099089/amp/Woolworths-customers-told-WONT-refunds-toilet-paper-coronavirus-panic-buying.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightcrawler Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Well there is one good thing about Covid 19 in the UK at least and that is that people are no longer banging on about Brexit 😄 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starshine Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Nightcrawler said: FEAR NOT lol Why has he got sanitizer on his fingers? 'Physician heal thyself' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightcrawler Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 minute ago, Starshine said: Why has he got sanitizer on his fingers? 'Physician heal thyself' I think it maybe holy semen 🙂 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grayray Posted March 14, 2020 Author Share Posted March 14, 2020 (edited) shit! that will put the wind up anyone,hope it not comes that bad here in Australia. bloody hell and thought I was doing tough with a few problems, hope all the BMs here and your families are safe and remain that way. they don't know yet if you get will that mean you will be immune for a long time after? f***d it iam going to pissed later regards grayray Edited March 14, 2020 by grayray 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Spice Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Looking at the papers headlines, its really the end of the world.... FFS not surprising the people panic... Try to find one rationale, reassuring title ! 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 And that's just a quick sample . What is incredible is that the governments take all dramatic, drastic, sometimes ridicule decions, BUT NOT ONE OF THEM SHUT UP THE PAPERS.... This is not information anymore , this is the best ,media hype they ever had. Had Russia declared war on Europe or the US, it would be less headlines... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fygjam Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 2 hours ago, Starshine said: Why has he got sanitizer on his fingers? 'Physician heal thyself' 2 hours ago, Nightcrawler said: I think it maybe holy semen 🙂 Or just a little bit of "stink finger" before he went on air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murchie Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 On 3/13/2020 at 3:27 AM, farangme said: The Thai wai is poofy, be a man learn heils and goose-step. Back to sky news and the death count. He needs a bit of practice but I'm sure he'll get it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fygjam Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 18 minutes ago, Murchie said: He needs a bit of practice but I'm sure he'll get it. Looks like they even found an Eisenhower doppelgänger as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fygjam Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 4 hours ago, Nightcrawler said: FEAR NOT lol Margaret Court’s Victory Life Church boasts coronavirus immunity The coronavirus outbreak has many Australian scared for their wellbeing, but Margaret Court’s church in Perth are adamant their congregants are safe. Margaret Court’s Victory Life Church in Perth believes their congregants will not contract the coronavirus because they are protected by “the blood of Jesus”. The church, which was founded by Court in 1995, released a statement on Friday, saying all their members are “protected” from the deadly virus and therefore nothing will be done to combat the outbreak, other than daily praying and additional hand sanitiser. “Your health and safety is a top priority for us and we have taken a proactive approach to keep our church family health and safe,” the statement read. “We are in agreement that this Convid-19 will not come near our dwelling or our church family. We are praying daily for you, knowing that we are all protected by the Blood of Jesus. “For your convenience, hand sanitiser readily available at all our sites. “Our desire is for you to be informed and know that out heart is to protect and ensure the safety of all so we can continue to worship together, all out service will operate as per normal.” The statement also includes a bible verse from Psalm 91:9-10, which states, “No evil shall befall you, nor shall any plague come near your dwelling.” For those who don't know, Margaret Court still holds the record for the highest number (24) of singles tennis Grand Slam titles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fygjam Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 After HongKong, Australia showed the way on how to panic buy toilet paper. Perhaps we are going to lead the way on the next round of panic buying as well. ‘Everyone needs to calm down’: Chaotic scenes as coronavirus panic buyers swamp supermarkets There are scenes of absolute chaos in Australian supermarkets today as panic buyers descend in their masses and strip shelves bare. There were scenes of absolute chaos in Australian supermarkets Saturday as panic buyers descended in their masses and stripped shelves bare. Even before stepping foot inside a Coles in Sydney this morning, it was clear that something unusual was happening. As hordes of shoppers rocked up at the store’s entrance in Westfield Eastgardens, they lined up to grab antibacterial wipes from a dispenser to wipe their trolleys down. Security guards with walkie talkies and high-vis vests watched on closely to make sure everyone was behaving themselves and forming an orderly line. https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/retail/everyone-needs-to-calm-down-chaotic-scenes-as-coronavirus-panic-buyers-swamp-supermarkets/news-story/d9e718c507d9e7df617fb1ebebfbc32d 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fforest Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Coronavirus: Man wears giant cardboard circle to enforce social distancing in Italy Man takes extreme measures to stay away from others as country’s death toll soars past 1,000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RR007 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 (edited) I'm still at a loss as to what Boris' personal psychopath Cummings is up to with his social engineering of wanting 60% of the British public to catch Covid to improve immunity I assume Boris has to told his lunatic henchman that its a good opportunity to reduce the social security bill if we knock out the elderly sick and weak Edited March 14, 2020 by RR007 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazle Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 13 minutes ago, RR007 said: I'm still at a loss as to what Boris' personal psychopath Cummings is up to with his social engineering of wanting 60% of the British public to catch Covid to improve immunity I assume Boris has to told his lunatic henchman that its a good opportunity to reduce the social security bill if we knock out the elderly sick and weak The message I'm getting is that a lot of people are going to get infected no matter what, so the best thing to do is try to manage the infections for the optimum use of medical resources. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fygjam Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 ^^^^^ The toilet paper aisle at Swampy? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farangme Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 8 hours ago, Murchie said: He needs a bit of practice but I'm sure he'll get it. Not bad for a Russian. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Spice Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Something that nobody has raised yet is the terrible show of vulnerability we openly layed bare for everybody to see. That by introducing a simple basic virus, innocent and that can not be tracked to a group or nation (unlike chemicals and gasses used in the past), you can bring a nation or group of nation to a complete standstill in a very short time. Never have some of the world biggest nations been paralyzed like this. Needless to say that this will not have gone unnoticed to some. Throw in some computer virus on top..... And that is very scary. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fygjam Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 43 minutes ago, Thai Spice said: Something that nobody has raised yet is the terrible show of vulnerability we openly layed bare for everybody to see. That by introducing a simple basic virus, innocent and that can not be tracked to a group or nation (unlike chemicals and gasses used in the past), you can bring a nation or group of nation to a complete standstill in a very short time. Never have some of the world biggest nations been paralyzed like this. Needless to say that this will not have gone unnoticed to some. Throw in some computer virus on top..... And that is very scary. Actually viruses can be traced back to their "ancestors" by their DNA (or RNA) just like humans. If you had watched some of those non-scientists videos on Youtube you would find that some provide links to the science. For example, 489 "versions" of the virus which had genomic differences but can all be traced back to the original genome published by the Chinese. The different genomes are colour coded and the map shows where those different genomes were detected. https://nextstrain.org/ncov PS. The 2009 H1N1 (swine flu) pandemic was traced back to a strain of H1N1 which was circulating in the 1970s That's why older farts had some immunity whereas younger farts didn't. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fygjam Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 OMG Menulog join Uber Eats and introduce 'contactless delivery' what next, the knocking shops introducing 'contactless sex'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
galenkia Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 2 hours ago, fygjam said: OMG Menulog join Uber Eats and introduce 'contactless delivery' what next, the knocking shops introducing 'contactless sex'. Self isolate and self masturbate. Save yourself a fortune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stillearly Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 3 minutes ago, galenkia said: Self isolate and self masturbate. Save yourself a fortune. You been stockpiling toilet rolls ... ? 😉 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
galenkia Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 2 minutes ago, Stillearly said: You been stockpiling toilet rolls ... ? 😉 No, I just flick it at the wall Spiderman style. 😀 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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