fygjam Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 Man, 30, baffles doctors after X-ray scans find a 61cm charger in man’s bladder A man who presented to doctors complaining of abdominal pain reportedly had a “history of accidental ingestion of headphones”. Doctors in Assam, India were left baffled after finding a 61cm phone charger inside a man's bladder. X-ray scans showed the entangled lead inside an unnamed patient's bladder. The 30-year-old – who is said to have a 'history of accidental ingestion of headphones' – visited the doctors after complaining of abdominal pain last week. One of the doctors on his team, consultant surgeon Dr Walliul Islam told The Hindu the man had initially lied and said he had ingested a headphone chord. He was then given a two-day course of laxatives in a bid to alleviate the stomach pain before doctors performed a small incision into his gastrointestinal track, however the surgeons were unable to locate the chord. It wasn't until a secondary X-ray conducted in the operation theatre revealed the obstruction was actually a charging chord that had found its way into the man's bladder. Dr Islam said that had the patient initially told him the truth, the surgery could have been avoided altogether. “The cord could have been extracted via the penile urethra through which he had inserted [it],” he said. Doctors believe it had been inserted for "sexual gratification". The operation took a team of five medics 45 minutes to remove the lead, with Dr Islam admitting he had never seen anything like this in his 25-year career. "Some people do things for sexual gratification, but this man took things a little too far,” he said. The man spent three days recovering in hospital before he was released home. https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/man-30-baffles-doctors-after-xray-scans-find-a-61cm-charger-in-mans-bladder/news-story/67328dd1793496b3f6c82bc09360271f Perhaps he has a trained Candiru which does it for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lirchenfeld Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 Ohm my voltage. Watt amp he doing. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fygjam Posted February 12, 2022 Author Share Posted February 12, 2022 Virgin, 37, gets 2m string stuck in penis in sex act gone wrong A 37-year-old virgin shoved a 2m long string into his penis after an unusual sexual act went wrong. An Indonesian virgin has escaped serious injury after inserting a two metre long nylon string into his penis in a bizarre masturbation game gone wrong. The unidentified 37-year-old patient, went to a hospital in the capital of the Indonesian province of East Java, Surabaya, after suffering from abdominal pain for two hours. The man, who had obsessive compulsive disorder, notified medics the string became stuck in his penis after he inserted the foreign body into his urethra while erect and watching porn. https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/virgin-37-gets-2m-string-stuck-in-penis-in-sex-act-gone-wrong/news-story/71e55be9611f794e78de5a9c6e173297 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nadia Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 he should be charged with battery 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nampla69 Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 3 hours ago, nadia said: he should be charged with battery Your Kurt Zouma memes were better ...... he''ll be charged with battering his younger brother any time soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gs joe Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 A battery of field artillery is worth a thousand muskets. William Tecumseh Sherman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lirchenfeld Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 Current affairs show there is resistence in all circuits. It was quite shocking when the rented car from Hertz didn't make it to the swingers party. Ok, I better stop with the electricity jokes before i am LED away and charged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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