lazarus Posted May 13, 2021 Author Share Posted May 13, 2021 1 minute ago, Freee!! said: She was very lucky the bear was only playing. I had bears do that to me before. Best is to just stay still unless they stand to rear up on their hind legs. It's a warning behavior. If that bear had cubs with her...the dumb woman would have been lunch. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boydeste Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 2 hours ago, Freee!! said: "Legged"? Way too slow. Those damn critters can run faster than men. That's all I can do, I can't fly! 🤐 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freee!! Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 4 minutes ago, boydeste said: That's all I can do, I can't fly! 🤐 I am pretty sure I would learn in a heart beat 😉 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butch Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 2 hours ago, lazarus said: I had bears do that to me before. Best is to just stay still unless they stand to rear up on their hind legs. It's a warning behavior. If that bear had cubs with her...the dumb woman would have been lunch. Yep, Darwin award for the taking right there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fygjam Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 Regular, premium or snake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forcebwithu Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 Another candidate for the Darwinian Award of the year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freee!! Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 9 hours ago, forcebwithu said: Another candidate for the Darwinian Award of the year. No candidate, she survived and her ovaries weren't damaged in the process. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KWA Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 17 hours ago, boydeste said: That's all I can do, I can't fly! 🤐 You don't have to be able to run faster than the alligator, just faster than the guys around you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boydeste Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 45 minutes ago, KWA said: You don't have to be able to run faster than the alligator, just faster than the guys around you. Moral of the story, always take a fat guy fishing with ya! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freee!! Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 38 minutes ago, boydeste said: Moral of the story, always take a fat guy fishing with ya! Or your next ex 😉 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boydeste Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Freee!! said: Or your next ex 😉 Fook that, my last ex was a semi pro runner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freee!! Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 55 minutes ago, boydeste said: Fook that, my last ex was a semi pro runner. I guess in that case you are that fat guy that gets eaten 😉 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrmango Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 1 hour ago, boydeste said: Fook that, my last ex was a semi pro runner Understand. My Ex could outrun me in high heels, and did on a few occasions. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boydeste Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 19 minutes ago, Mrmango said: Understand. My Ex could outrun me in high heels, and did on a few occasions. If that's all she was wearing, I bet it was good fun trying to catch her. 😜 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazarus Posted June 2, 2021 Author Share Posted June 2, 2021 Big bear... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golfingboy Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 On 5/14/2021 at 6:38 AM, boydeste said: Moral of the story, always take a fat guy fishing with ya! I resent that comment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazarus Posted June 23, 2021 Author Share Posted June 23, 2021 Md. man traps and kills nearly 8-foot alligator in a pond off the Chesapeake BayLusby resident put to use lessons learned from a television show while trying to remove the alligator from his family’s favorite kayaking spot. https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2021/06/22/maryland-alligator-pond-chesapeake-bay/ 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yessongs Posted June 23, 2021 Share Posted June 23, 2021 Hey.....don't forget about the Skunk I caught a few months back LOL! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lazarus Posted July 19, 2021 Author Share Posted July 19, 2021 https://www.facebook.com/เกาะติดฅนกู้ภัยลั่นล้า18-497910876904356/photos/1130556100306494/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazarus Posted July 21, 2021 Author Share Posted July 21, 2021 There's a lesson in this somewhere... Florida cyclist bitten by an alligator after falling off bike into water https://edition.cnn.com/2021/07/20/us/florida-cyclist-alligator-bite-trnd/index.html A cyclist was bitten by an alligator and suffered severe injuries after he crashed his bike and fell into the water in a Florida park, according to the Martin County Sheriff's Office. The man lost control of his bike on Monday on a trail in Halpatiokee Park in Stuart, and fell down a six-foot embankment into the water near a female alligator, the sheriff's office said in a news release that also was posted on social media. The alligator, which authorities said was about 9-feet long, grabbed the man and caused serious injuries before he was able to get free and crawl to an area where he got help from a bystander... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazarus Posted July 29, 2021 Author Share Posted July 29, 2021 12 foot croc bites teen at Mexican resort 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazarus Posted August 12, 2021 Author Share Posted August 12, 2021 (edited) donnakalil "16' 91 lbs. Gave up a great fight but my Everglades Avenger team members @thegirlandthegators, Marcia Carlson Pack and I fought harder and won this battle for our beloved Everglades. Another deer eater has been removed." https://www.instagram.com/p/CSeXb2rLmvW/ Edited August 12, 2021 by lazarus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazarus Posted August 14, 2021 Author Share Posted August 14, 2021 https://www.instagram.com/p/CSjmjocLzZc/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yessongs Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 Great read Matt, Jesus those girls got some balls. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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