Nightcrawler Posted November 21, 2020 Posted November 21, 2020 There are those who blame others, say nothing and hope that no one else will react. I tend not to fart in company if I can help it, but on the odd occasion that I do, I make a spectacle of it and give forewarning of the possible devastation. There is nothing worse than someone letting one go in a lift or a car, without giving forewarning 1
AJSP Posted November 21, 2020 Posted November 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Nightcrawler said: There are those who blame others, say nothing and hope that no one else will react. I tend not to fart in company if I can help it, but on the odd occasion that I do, I make a spectacle of it and give forewarning of the possible devastation. There is nothing worse than someone letting one go in a lift or a car, without giving forewarning Interesting thread and ‘coming out’ of your own personal fart etiquette . im staying tight lipped about mine😎 1
galenkia Posted November 21, 2020 Posted November 21, 2020 56 minutes ago, AJSP said: Interesting thread and ‘coming out’ of your own personal fart etiquette . im staying tight lipped about mine😎 Shouldn't you mean tight cheeked?. 2 1
fygjam Posted November 21, 2020 Posted November 21, 2020 9 minutes ago, galenkia said: Shouldn't you mean tight cheeked?. I would have thought "clenched sphincter" was appropriate. 1
Lirchenfeld Posted November 21, 2020 Posted November 21, 2020 There are a lot of old farts on this board.... 1 1
alias Posted November 21, 2020 Posted November 21, 2020 If, by "taking responsibility", you mean lifted leg, fist pump, crotch thrusts, and a victory lap with vigorous wafting in all directions..... then yes, I take responsibility. 2
Skalliwag Posted November 22, 2020 Posted November 22, 2020 Yes.And I’ll take credit for others if they’re impressive.
Rumbleg Posted November 23, 2020 Posted November 23, 2020 Is it better when in a car and you sneak out an SBD to ask your passengers if they can smell petrol ???
coxyhog Posted November 23, 2020 Posted November 23, 2020 In the RAF early 70's I was in the passenger cabin of a VC-10 that was due to fly in a short while when I dropped a right pearler.The cabin crew came on & opened all the doors & emergency exits whilst complaining of 'that funny smell'.Must admit I just slipped out of the aircraft as quietly & innocently as I could. 2
Jambo Posted November 24, 2020 Posted November 24, 2020 I can recall on one of my early morning commuter journeys on the Northern Line of London's underground following a night on the piss letting one rip in an overcrowded carriage with everyone all pressed together. I tried to make out it wasn't me with people around me literally choking. I got my just deserts some weeks later following being pressed next to an Indian woman for ages who absolutely reeked of curry. I took it as long as I could but when the doors opened at the next station I rushed out and threw up in a fire bucket.
Pinoydave Posted November 25, 2020 Posted November 25, 2020 A long time ago I was working with about 6 other foreigners in a vast control room for a power station in deepest China...... at the time I was suffering from Giardia. My farts STUNK the whole room with the worse eggy smell....I went round blaming the bloody Chinese!!!
KhunDon Posted November 27, 2020 Posted November 27, 2020 On 11/21/2020 at 1:28 PM, AJSP said: Interesting thread and ‘coming out’ of your own personal fart etiquette . im staying tight lipped about mine😎 It because you’re “tight lipped” that you don’t have loud farts. But those long, squeaky ones, can be just as lethal. 😉
KhunDon Posted November 27, 2020 Posted November 27, 2020 A Fart. A fart is a common eruption, it comes from a place called bum. It emigrates through the trousers and lands with a musical hum, tee tum. To fart, to fart, is no disgrace, it gives the body ease, it warms the bed on a winters night and suffocates the fleas. I thank you. 🤗 On a lighter note, there have been times when I’ve done a particularly rich one and the wife comments that she thinks that a rat must have crawled up my ass and died. 😫 She of course, never farts. 😉
Nightcrawler Posted November 27, 2020 Author Posted November 27, 2020 1 hour ago, KhunDon said: A Fart. A fart is a common eruption, it comes from a place called bum. It emigrates through the trousers and lands with a musical hum, tee tum. To fart, to fart, is no disgrace, it gives the body ease, it warms the bed on a winters night and suffocates the fleas. I thank you. 🤗 On a lighter note, there have been times when I’ve done a particularly rich one and the wife comments that she thinks that a rat must have crawled up my ass and died. 😫 She of course, never farts. 😉 You should occasionally subject her to the Dutch Oven treatment 😊😊 1
KhunDon Posted November 27, 2020 Posted November 27, 2020 32 minutes ago, Nightcrawler said: You should occasionally subject her to the Dutch Oven treatment 😊😊 I’m English not Dutch, but that’s never held me back. I may be getting on in years, but I can still stomach hospital food, which is what I’d be sucking through a straw, if I were to take your advice. 😫
Tourist Thai Posted November 27, 2020 Posted November 27, 2020 I always turn to the nearest lady and say loudly "Don't worry about it love, I'll take the blame"
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