code_slayer_bkk Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 (edited) I was talking to a gal this afternoon .. She asked me if I liked "spooning " ... I looked at her and asked her WTF is that ... I thought is was cooking up some H in a spoon She told me to "cuddle after sex in bed " ... I told her with only one person .. Beach gal ... I told her I am not looking for love ... I just want your ass and lips ... she said ok ... Spooning ... ??? .. jeez, makes me laugh Edited January 31, 2021 by code_slayer_bkk 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toy Boy Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 When I was working in the oil industry, I had a mate from Yorkshire with the gift of the gab, and one of his favourite expressions when showing his disdain for someone was to tell them to "go spoon a goose". Spooning in bed is a girlie thing, IMHO, us menfolk are more basic in our needs: drink, shag, sleep. It can also be a sex position though, if you've got the equipment to reach that far, or else are happy to stick it up her ass, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lirchenfeld Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 After forking comes spooning 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazarus Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 (edited) Need a job? Become a Professional Cuddler https://www.cuddlecomfort.com/become-a-professional-cuddler How does it work? Members on the Cuddle Comfort social network search for people near them interested in cuddling. At this point we promote your services to them as a safer, more reliable, and more convenient option. They can then message you directly via our platform to organise a session. You can agree to a session straight away or first chat to them before deciding. They will then pay you in cash or via your preferred online method (e.g. Paypal) before the session begins. Edited January 31, 2021 by lazarus 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
code_slayer_bkk Posted January 31, 2021 Author Share Posted January 31, 2021 (edited) 22 minutes ago, Toy Boy said: When I was working in the oil industry, I had a mate from Yorkshire with the gift of the gab, and one of his favourite expressions when showing his disdain for someone was to tell them to "go spoon a goose". Spooning in bed is a girlie thing, IMHO, us menfolk are more basic in our needs: drink, shag, sleep. It can also be a sex position though, if you've got the equipment to reach that far, or else are happy to stick it up her ass, lol. And don't forget some weed .... I would rather smoke than drink ... I gotta be careful over here .. not like Brooklyn .. a Thai will snitch you out in a second for 500 baht .... regardless of the smile on their face .... But, I still manage to get whatever I want .... been hassled a couple of times .. I can take the heat ... but, seriously .. you gotta be careful ... Which still boggles my mind ... some weed? .. for fucks sake .. give me a break .... I have never seen a stoned guy cause trouble .. they just get on down the road easy ..... Edited January 31, 2021 by code_slayer_bkk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
code_slayer_bkk Posted January 31, 2021 Author Share Posted January 31, 2021 11 minutes ago, lazarus said: Need a job? Become a Professional Cuddler https://www.cuddlecomfort.com/become-a-professional-cuddler How does it work? Members on the Cuddle Comfort social network search for people near them interested in cuddling. At this point we promote your services to them as a safer, more reliable, and more convenient option. They can then message you directly via our platform to organise a session. You can agree to a session straight away or first chat to them before deciding. They will then pay you in cash or via your preferred online method (e.g. Paypal) before the session begins. Really fucking funny ... jeez.... where do you find this shit ? .. lol .. lol .. lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
code_slayer_bkk Posted January 31, 2021 Author Share Posted January 31, 2021 29 minutes ago, Lirchenfeld said: After forking comes spooning Bro .. it should be the other way around.. she should be hugging you ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lirchenfeld Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 1 minute ago, code_slayer_bkk said: Bro .. it should be the other way around.. she should be hugging you ! Nahh.. With my arms around her, she can't get out of bed and run away with my collection of nicked womens panties ehh i mean, wallet 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightcrawler Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 I gave a Yoghurt a damn good spooning this morning 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightcrawler Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 Compared to Fisting, Spooning looks like a walk in the park 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tko Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 4 hours ago, code_slayer_bkk said: Bro .. it should be the other way around.. she should be hugging you ! We take turns through the night. When as shown in the picture the possibility can turn and has turned into additional action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
code_slayer_bkk Posted January 31, 2021 Author Share Posted January 31, 2021 ^^ f**k yea Bro .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ukdave51 Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 Used to be the best way to wake up my barfine in the morning, you now how these girls love to sleep, just place the old boy between the cheeks of her arse and that normally did the trick. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stillearly Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
galenkia Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 Spooning?. Always reminds me of Frankie Boyles comment about Rebecca Adlington looking like someone's reflection in the back of a spoon. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golfingboy Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 I’ve always used the expression when talking about the actual sex position, not the cuddling one with clothes on. Whatever...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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