Jambo Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 "Once more into her breach dear friends" The usual suspects on tour On a roll now 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forcebwithu Posted May 12, 2022 Author Share Posted May 12, 2022 13 hours ago, Jambo said: "Never let the truth get in the way of a good story" Oscar Wilde No disagreement from me. 🤣 2 hours ago, Nickrock said: I always quote that as Never let the truth ruin a good story We take full advantage of that quote when coming up with reasons for putting hashers on the ice. 👣 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forcebwithu Posted May 13, 2022 Author Share Posted May 13, 2022 I find myself repeating this quote multiple times a week to my lady. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forcebwithu Posted May 13, 2022 Author Share Posted May 13, 2022 (edited) Old BF sure came up with some good quotes. Edited May 13, 2022 by forcebwithu 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maipenrai Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 16 hours ago, forcebwithu said: I find myself repeating this quote multiple times a week to my lady. One of my regular directions to my house sitters - put things back where you found them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasseye Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 16 hours ago, maipenrai said: One of my regular directions to my house sitters - put things back where you found them! I have an ex.... After four times in two weeks asking her to put the butter back in the fridge in the spot for the butter.... she failed each time. Then twice in a row she left a fucking half eaten apple core on the arm rest of the couch. She was "out the door" that day. I reached my breaking point. lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gs joe Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Glasseye said: I have an ex.... After four times in two weeks asking her to put the butter back in the fridge in the spot for the butter.... she failed each time. Then twice in a row she left a fucking half eaten apple core on the arm rest of the couch. She was "out the door" that day. I reached my breaking point. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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forcebwithu Posted May 15, 2022 Author Share Posted May 15, 2022 Another good source for great quotes is Mark Twain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Stillearly Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 On 5/15/2022 at 1:50 PM, forcebwithu said: Another good source for great quotes is Mark Twain. Although he didn't say most of them ... like this one 😉 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freee!! Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 19 minutes ago, Stillearly said: Although he didn't say most of them ... like this one 😉 No problem, the remainder can be attributed to Samuel Langhorne Clemens 😉 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Aqualung Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 25 minutes ago, Stillearly said: Kevin Keegan in a past life.! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqualung Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 On 5/13/2022 at 2:55 AM, forcebwithu said: I find myself repeating this quote multiple times a week to my lady. Me too... But it doesn't make the slightest difference. Can't even turn lights off or close cupboard doors my missus.... Love her to bits though 🙄🙄 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coxyhog Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 11 hours ago, Aqualung said: Me too... But it doesn't make the slightest difference. Can't even turn lights off or close cupboard doors my missus.... Love her to bits though 🙄🙄 I have learned the hard way to check that the tops of anything I get out of a cupboard or fridge are secure,especially milk before shaking it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Britboy Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 Here's a few football (soccer) quotes . . . “That lad must have been born offside” – Alex Ferguson We talk about it for 20 minutes and then we decide I was right.” – Brian Clough Oh, he had an eternity to play that ball, but he took too long about it”. – Martin Tyler “I’ve had 14 bookings this season—eight of which were my fault, but seven of which were disputable.” – Paul Gascoigne 2 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhunDon Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 On 5/7/2022 at 12:54 PM, fygjam said: Reminds me of "If you looking for sympathy you'll find it in the dictionary between sleaze and syphilis" - unknown That reminds me of the guy who went to the Clap clinic with a weeping cock. He said to the doctor "I think it's got a cold" to which the Doctor replied, OK, I'll give it 30 seconds to sneeze, if it doesn't, you've got the clap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexwell Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 There are only 2 things in the universe that are infinite, the universe itself any human stupidity but I'm not sure about the universe-Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexwell Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 On 5/7/2022 at 4:07 PM, galenkia said: Love Churchill's famous one where a woman says to him 'You sir are drunk'. And he replied 'You madam are ugly, but in the morning I'll be sober'. Didn't she also say" If you were my husband I'd put poison in your tea" and he answered "If you were my wife I'd drink it" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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