Popular Post galenkia Posted May 7, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted May 7, 2022 Wisest man ever was Frank Spencer. 'There are old pilot's and there are bold pilot's,but there are no old,bold pilot's'. 👍 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Krapow Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 (edited) 'I'm never logging on to this fucking forum again' Various ... Edited May 7, 2022 by Krapow 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forqalso Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 17 hours ago, forcebwithu said: One of the books I'm reading included quotes by Lt. Gen. Chesty Puller. Seems only fitting to lead off a new topic with a couple of his quotes. “We’re surrounded. That simplifies the problem.” “They are in front of us, behind us, and we are flanked on both sides by an enemy that outnumbers us 29:1. They can’t get away now.” Where the Hell do you put the bayonet?” - Chesty Puller (He said this while at a flamethrower demonstration. Apparently, Puller wanted to be ready to stab the men he set on fire.) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasseye Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 "I'm too old for this shit" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zeb Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 (edited) "The inevitable never happens. It is the unexpected always." When the Reaper calls, embrace him like your long lost brother and when you’ve got him up nice and close knee the bugger in the groin and then run like hell.” smart girls get minks the way minks get minks. A joke on the streets of Moscow these days: "Everything the Communists told us about communism was a complete and utter lie. Unfortunately, everything the Communists told us about capitalism turned out to be true." The trick is to grow old disgracefully but discreetly "Not all men are fools -- some are bachelors." Never, ever feel sorry for a female; never. It is a sign of weakness which women will use to destroy you. "Why are the pretty ones always insane??" -- Chief Clancy Wiggam, The Simpsons. “The best predictor of future behaviour is past behaviour!” How superb to become wise without being boring, how sad to become boring without being wise. Edited May 7, 2022 by Zeb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maipenrai Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fygjam Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 (edited) It Ain’t What You Don’t Know That Gets You Into Trouble. It’s What You Know for Sure That Just Ain’t So Attributed to Mark Twain by the movie The Big Short although Twain scholars have not record of Twain saying it. It's a pretty good saying whoever said it. There's also a discussion on similar sayings. https://quoteinvestigator.com/2018/11/18/know-trouble/ Edited May 8, 2022 by fygjam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karon steve Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 And if my prick had fingers, it could scratch my arse,” David Gemmell from Shield of Thunder “Of course I pay them. Just as I pay for my wine and my food. What point are you trying to make?” David Gemmell from Shield of Thunder “A good day was a day when you didn't call someone an asshole and escaped the label yourself” Christopher G Moore from Asia Hand “Arse-licking friends maybe,” she said. “But arse wiping ones are a bit thinner on the ground.” Reginald Hill from The Price of Butchers Meat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krapow Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 (edited) 'I don't like young hansum man, i like old man same you, more good for me, ka' Edit - Never heard it myself, like, clearly ... Edited May 8, 2022 by Krapow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 "It's not the beer that gets you pissed it's the beer you drink when your pissed." Jambo 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nickrock Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 Didn't Churchill say say some thing like I maybe a drunk but when I wake up you will still be ugly 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butch Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 3 hours ago, Nickrock said: Didn't Churchill say say some thing like I maybe a drunk but when I wake up you will still be ugly Bit late to the party Nick, it's quoted by Galenkia on the previous page!. Churchill was also responsible for this one: Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea. Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it. 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stillearly Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 This always makes me laugh , not sure it's 100% true , but whatever .. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Binlid Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 Brian Clough commenting on Manchester Utd opting out of the FA Cup to play in the World Club Championship said "Manchester Utd in Brazil? I hope they all get bloody diarrhoea" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stillearly Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 1 minute ago, Binlid said: Brian Clough commenting on Manchester Utd opting out of the FA Cup to play in the World Club Championship said "Manchester Utd in Brazil? I hope they all get bloody diarrhoea" "We had a good team on paper. Unfortunately, the game was played on grass." 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krapow Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 'Heroin's easy to give up, i've done it 100's of times' Me, about 20 years ago ... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lemondropkid Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 The late great Bobby Robson whilst manager at Newcastle expressing his frustration with the enigmatic French midfielder Laurent Robert: "He kept on telling me I was picking the wrong team and he was right- he was in it !!!" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 "Never let the truth get in the way of a good story" Oscar Wilde No disagreement from me. 🤣 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coxyhog Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 2 hours ago, Jambo said: "Never let the truth get in the way of a good story" Oscar Wilde No disagreement from me. 🤣 Or any of the MSM. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeb Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 "After living in Thailand for a few years 2 decades ago, each time I go back, the old feelings of being in a bit of an ultra-friendly, but ultimately 2-faced, lunatic asylum come flooding back." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nickrock Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 10 hours ago, Jambo said: "Never let the truth get in the way of a good story" Oscar Wilde No disagreement from me. 🤣 I always quote that as Never let the truth ruin a good story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 42 minutes ago, Nickrock said: I always quote that as Never let the truth ruin a good story A rose by any other name would still smell as sweet Old Bill Shakespeare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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