fygjam Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 Doctor warns against this surprisingly stupid XXX-mas trend: Don’t masturbate with ornaments https://nypost.com/2022/12/20/dont-masturbate-with-christmas-ornaments-doctor-warns/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasseye Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 MTG and Lauren Boebert come to mind when I read this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forqalso Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 I didn’t want to until you told me I couldn’t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Dangleberries Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 4 hours ago, forqalso said: I didn’t want to until you told me I couldn’t. The article is from a Gyno and referring to things being inserted into vaginas ... .....Us real men can continue shagging the fairy without any risks at all.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fygjam Posted December 26, 2022 Author Share Posted December 26, 2022 44 minutes ago, Derek Dangleberries said: The article is from a Gyno and referring to things being inserted into vaginas ... .....Us real men can continue shagging the fairy without any risks at all.... Plenty of those real types with USB (you stupid bugger) cables stuck where they don't go. https://www.google.com.au/search?q=usb+cable+in+penis&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=2560&bih=1309&ei=pxipY5iGLKerseMPn4Gv2A8&iflsig=AJiK0e8AAAAAY6kmtzIqmgBX8TmAM5Jbff1VafqGYmTu&ved=0ahUKEwjY9dSjr5b8AhWnVWwGHZ_AC_sQ4dUDCAc&uact=5&oq=usb+cable+in+penis&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzoICAAQgAQQsQM6BQgAEIAEOgYIABAIEB46BwgAEIAEEBhQvRJYzjtgvT1oAHAAeACAAfYBiAHxF5IBBjAuMTYuMpgBAKABAaoBC2d3cy13aXotaW1nsAEA&sclient=img 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Dangleberries Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 51 minutes ago, fygjam said: Plenty of those real types with USB (you stupid bugger) cables stuck where they don't go. https://www.google.com.au/search?q=usb+cable+in+penis&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=2560&bih=1309&ei=pxipY5iGLKerseMPn4Gv2A8&iflsig=AJiK0e8AAAAAY6kmtzIqmgBX8TmAM5Jbff1VafqGYmTu&ved=0ahUKEwjY9dSjr5b8AhWnVWwGHZ_AC_sQ4dUDCAc&uact=5&oq=usb+cable+in+penis&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzoICAAQgAQQsQM6BQgAEIAEOgYIABAIEB46BwgAEIAEEBhQvRJYzjtgvT1oAHAAeACAAfYBiAHxF5IBBjAuMTYuMpgBAKABAaoBC2d3cy13aXotaW1nsAEA&sclient=img Referring back to the original post.... Sadly you are correct....There are people out there that decorate their Xmas tree with USM cables.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Dangleberries Posted December 27, 2022 Share Posted December 27, 2022 ^^^ USB ^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fygjam Posted January 2 Author Share Posted January 2 New Year’s Eve fireworks cancelled because of masturbating walrus A town was forced to cancel its New Year’s Eve fireworks after a giant walrus lobbed in its harbour — and put on a show of its own. https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/new-years-eve-fireworks-cancelled-because-of-masturbating-walrus/news-story/bc08e936c536e5c78a6af6cdc2b5a2e7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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