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44 minutes ago, Derek Dangleberries said:

The article is from a Gyno and referring to things being inserted into vaginas ...

.....Us real men can continue shagging the fairy without any risks at all....

Plenty of those real types with USB (you stupid bugger) cables stuck where they don't go.

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https://www.google.com.au/search?q=usb+cable+in+penis&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=2560&bih=1309&ei=pxipY5iGLKerseMPn4Gv2A8&iflsig=AJiK0e8AAAAAY6kmtzIqmgBX8TmAM5Jbff1VafqGYmTu&ved=0ahUKEwjY9dSjr5b8AhWnVWwGHZ_AC_sQ4dUDCAc&uact=5&oq=usb+cable+in+penis&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzoICAAQgAQQsQM6BQgAEIAEOgYIABAIEB46BwgAEIAEEBhQvRJYzjtgvT1oAHAAeACAAfYBiAHxF5IBBjAuMTYuMpgBAKABAaoBC2d3cy13aXotaW1nsAEA&sclient=img

 

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51 minutes ago, fygjam said:

Referring back to the original post.... Sadly you are correct....There are people out there that decorate their Xmas tree with USM cables....

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New Year’s Eve fireworks cancelled because of masturbating walrus

A town was forced to cancel its New Year’s Eve fireworks after a giant walrus lobbed in its harbour — and put on a show of its own.

https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/new-years-eve-fireworks-cancelled-because-of-masturbating-walrus/news-story/bc08e936c536e5c78a6af6cdc2b5a2e7

 

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