fygjam Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 (edited) Well we have threads wanting to know what you are doing, eating, drinking, watching, listening to etc so why not. Feel free to add your own mind blowing revelations. A comment on the New South Wales election. “I’ll stick my neck out here but I believe more people drew dicks on their ballot paper today than voted for these cookers.” So what's a cooker? Cookers can be found everywhere, that just happens to be the Australian term for them. It refers to someone whose brain has been cooked by overexposure to conspiracy theories and unhinged online rhetoric. https://cookerpedia.org/wiki/Cooker The cooker party AKA Australia One Party received 0.74% of the vote. Edited March 26, 2023 by fygjam 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Dangleberries Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 I learn something new most days on here and have to use google search regularly ..... ...... OK, most of the time I am searching the bands that @galenkia goes to see but one never knows when an obscure band from the 80s may save your life !! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 Finally got round to writing my Will. Reached the section about Funeral wishes. I looked up the cheapest way possible with the Coop simply as I can see their local funeral home from my kitchen window. Turns out to be 1.195 pounds for their Direct no frills cremation service. I am totally anti formal Funerals so that will do nicely. So written request to family to go straight to the wake. If I am back in Thailand at the time then any local Temple cremation will do. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Dangleberries Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 38 minutes ago, Jambo said: If I am back in Thailand at the time then any local Temple cremation will do. Yup... and I've told my sons not to waste their money on flying here to burn my body... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
galenkia Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 Not today, but years ago I learnt I’m a c**t!. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Dangleberries Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 28 minutes ago, galenkia said: Not today, but years ago I learnt I’m a c**t!. Which goes to prove that being a c**t years ago doesn't stop you from being a good bloke now ! 1 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fygjam Posted March 26, 2023 Author Share Posted March 26, 2023 (edited) 46 minutes ago, galenkia said: Not today, but years ago I learnt I’m a c**t!. Did you join C**ts Anonymous? Edited March 26, 2023 by fygjam 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
galenkia Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 23 minutes ago, fygjam said: Did you join C**ts Anonymous? No, I’m quite open about being a c**t. 😀 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasseye Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 On 3/26/2023 at 6:02 PM, galenkia said: No, I’m quite open about being a c**t. 😀 Did the asshole that tasered you call you a c**t ? Or, did you call him a c**t ? 555555555555 ! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krapow Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 They have Prairie Dogs in Wales. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 On 3/26/2023 at 11:38 AM, fygjam said: Did you join C**ts Anonymous? If the total membership of C@@ts-R-Us of Pattaya were laid end to end, nobody would be at all surprised. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
galenkia Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 18 hours ago, Glasseye said: Did the asshole that tasered you call you a c**t ? Or, did you call him a c**t ? 555555555555 ! Not sure what I did call him but he did want to charge me with assaulting a police officer. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fygjam Posted March 28, 2023 Author Share Posted March 28, 2023 2 minutes ago, galenkia said: Not sure what I did call him but he did want to charge me with assaulting a police officer. Should have told him you were fully charged after the tasering but you'd get in touch when you went flat. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Binlid Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 I learnt this morning that the roast chicken I will be served on my first evening back in Thailand at the wife`s place will have been shot down from the mango tree with a dart gun, apparently that`s were they go to seek refuge. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coxyhog Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 54 minutes ago, Binlid said: I learnt this morning that the roast chicken I will be served on my first evening back in Thailand at the wife`s place will have been shot down from the mango tree with a dart gun, apparently that`s were they go to seek refuge. Be sure to check that the dart's been removed. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Dangleberries Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 1 hour ago, Binlid said: I learnt this morning that the roast chicken I will be served on my first evening back in Thailand at the wife`s place will have been shot down from the mango tree with a dart gun, apparently that`s were they go to seek refuge. Did you roast it at One Hundred and Eighty !!!! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krapow Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 2 hours ago, Binlid said: I learnt this morning that the roast chicken I will be served on my first evening back in Thailand at the wife`s place will have been shot down from the mango tree with a dart gun, apparently that`s were they go to seek refuge. This weekend i'll be getting laughed by the the inlaws when i try to use the long pole with blade/scythe thing at the end to cut down a fresh coconut from the coconut tree, then diving outta the way for fear of it hitting me on the head if i successfully dislodge one 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boydeste Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 1 hour ago, Krapow said: This weekend i'll be getting laughed by the the inlaws when i try to use the long pole with blade/scythe thing at the end to cut down a fresh coconut from the coconut tree, then diving outta the way for fear of it hitting me on the head if i successfully dislodge one Yer, those fuckers are heavy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boydeste Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 I learnt today that some of my cheap ass mates won't spend a tad more for comfort and convenience! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Penevil Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 The Norwegian lundehund ("puffin dog") is the rarest breed of dog recognized by the American Kennel Club, ranking in last place among 197 breeds. The lundehund is considered one of the rarest breeds in the world, with only 1,400 to 1,500 known to exist. The lundehund is an ancient breed, predating the Vikings. It was confined to isolated Norwegian islands and was used to hunt puffin birds among crevices in rocky cliffs. By the 20th century, the puffin had ceased to be a source of meat for Norwegians and the lundehund breed almost went extinct in the 1960s. The dog developed six toes on each foot to help it climb slippery rocks. I learned this when I clicked on an Internet list of the rarest dogs in the U.S. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fforest Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 What I have learned if you don't wash the dishes they will really pile up in the sink... I figure if I just look at the dirty dishes a few more days they will eventually wash themselves.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasseye Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 16 hours ago, boydeste said: I learnt today that some of my cheap ass mates won't spend a tad more for comfort and convenience! 🤪 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasseye Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 3 hours ago, Evil Penevil said: The Norwegian lundehund ("puffin dog") is the rarest breed of dog recognized by the American Kennel Club, ranking in last place among 197 breeds. The lundehund is considered one of the rarest breeds in the world, with only 1,400 to 1,500 known to exist. The lundehund is an ancient breed, predating the Vikings. It was confined to isolated Norwegian islands and was used to hunt puffin birds among crevices in rocky cliffs. By the 20th century, the puffin had ceased to be a source of meat for Norwegians and the lundehund breed almost went extinct in the 1960s. The dog developed six toes on each foot to help it climb slippery rocks. I learned this when I clicked on an Internet list of the rarest dogs in the U.S. Beautiful dog. Just the right size. Next dog(s) I may one day bring into my life most likely will be midsized. Although it is difficult to predict such things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasseye Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 On 3/28/2023 at 6:42 PM, galenkia said: Not sure what I did call him but he did want to charge me with assaulting a police officer. Must have been the lazy skinny armed type. I would have just waited for a backup and take your behind down to the ground. Or just tell you to f**k off and go home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
galenkia Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 21 minutes ago, Glasseye said: Or just tell you to f**k off and go home. I was at home!. 😀 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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