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2 hours ago, galenkia said:

See Palace how wheeled Roy Hodgson out the old people’s home as caretaker manager until the end of the season.

f**k doing that stressful job at 75 years old.

He did a great job for us....not.

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Leeds United close Elland Road stadium following 'security threat'

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Leeds United have closed their Elland Road stadium "following reports of a security threat to the premises".

Police say "investigations are currently ongoing to establish the credibility of that threat".

Leeds United said their "offices, ticket office, foundation offices and club shop at Elland Road will be closed until further notice on the advice of the police".

The Premier League club has sent staff home because of the incident. 

"We apologise for any inconvenience and we will inform the public when normal service resumes," Leeds added.

It is thought the closure follows a threat posted on social media.

"Police were called to attend at Elland Road football stadium following reports of a security threat to the premises," said a West Yorkshire Police statement.

"Investigations are currently ongoing to establish the credibility of that threat."

They added they were alerted shortly before 22:00 GMT on Thursday.

 

 

 

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45 minutes ago, Aqualung said:

It's laughable. 

It won't be long before Coxy's Watford will be looking for their 36 th manager of the season!! 

Sooner or later the penny must drop & someone will realise that the players are shit whichever manager you have.

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7 minutes ago, coxyhog said:

Sooner or later the penny must drop & someone will realise that the players are shit whichever manager you have.

Thing is, Watford have some seriously good players and they are underachieving or feckin lazy. There's no way, injuries accepted, that they shouldn't at the very least be in a play off position. Weird the goings on at Vicarage Road. 

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https://news.paddypower.com/football-news/2023/04/05/chelsea-liverpool-premier-league-games-banned-under-geneva-convention/
 

Games between Chelsea and Liverpool are to be banned under the Geneva Convention after yet another painful to watch 0-0 draw between the pair.

It follows an emergency summit involving the leaders of 196 states who deemed the contest ‘a crime against humanity’.

There had been calls from human rights groups to ban the fixture which has now produced seven hours and 45 minutes without a goal.

Campaigners are also demanding a ban on all future Manchester United v Wolves clashes or any game involving Crystal Palace.

THERE ARE FEARS THAT CHELSEA V LIVERPOOL GAMES COULD REPLACE WATERBOARDING AT US BLACK SITES UNLESS SWIFT AND DECISIVE ACTION IS TAKEN.

We haven’t witnessed such cruelty since Peter Andre released Mysterious Girl back in 1995’, an Amnesty International spokesperson told Paddy Power News.

‘Auto-Tune was still a couple of years away and we were subjected to Andre’s vocals in their raw form’.

‘Even Andre’s oiled-up 8-pack couldn’t distract us from the horror of his singing voice’.

‘That’s why we must not allow ourselves to be dragged back to the dark days of ’95 by permitting any future screenings of Chelsea v Liverpool’.

Since the last goal was scored between these teams Todd Boehly has bought Chelsea, sacked Thomas Tuchel, hired Graham Potter, fired Graham Potter and wasted £600m on players.

‘It’s been like watching 400 minutes’ worth of two lads playing FIFA on the Xbox, but they’ve forgotten what the shoot button is’.

Meanwhile, Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp has come out in support of the decision after last night’s stalemate at Stamford Bridge.

‘At least the people watching at home have the option of switching channels, so spare a thought for those of us in the dugout’, the emotional German told Paddy Power News.

‘I’d rather watch a documentary about Chris Wilder’s decision to vote for only three Premier League subs than watch another Chelsea v Liverpool game’.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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