Jambo Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 My phone rang 30 minutes ago: Alex McLeish heard that my Granny was born in Edinburgh and he wanted to know if I was available for the minnows cup final against San Marino. I said I was 49, 25 kilo's overweight and had two dodgy knees. No problem, says Alex - you will fit in fine in a back 9. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ArtyGraph Posted March 22, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted March 22, 2019 Just announced on BBC that McLeish is currently in London for talks with the Conservatives to become their new Party Leader and thus our new Prime Minister. Apparently managing to get Scotland out of Europe in 90 minutes was high on his C.V. 1 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Binlid Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 FIFA world rankings announced and Scotland are now 3 places below the island Tom Hanks got stranded on in Castaway 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horizondave Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 10 hours ago, Binlid said: FIFA world rankings announced and Scotland are now 3 places below the island Tom Hanks got stranded on in Castaway I am shocked they got placed at all......lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thinkingallowed Posted March 24, 2019 Author Share Posted March 24, 2019 So international break time and apart from taking the micky out of the neighbours there's not a lot of fun to be had. Biggest game of the period seems to be tonight with Holland v Germany or Verenigd Koninkrijk der Nederlanden v Bundesrepublik Deutschland if you prefer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nampla69 Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Holland Germany is good enough. Two nations who love each other ............. BM Esco to the board please about der winterhonger 1944 ............... thousands starved to death and ate tulip bulbs ..... should be a cracking game however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esco Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 5 hours ago, nampla69 said: Holland Germany is good enough. Two nations who love each other ............. BM Esco to the board please about der winterhonger 1944 ............... thousands starved to death and ate tulip bulbs ..... should be a cracking game however. Ze Germans... where to begin? I think my hatred for them died together with my grandfather may he RIP. He was a boy from Rotterdam, lived through the 'winterhonger' as you described, and he would never refer to them as Germans, only as 'moffen' and only good moffen were dead moffen per his comments 🙂 I don't mind Germans, have a very close German mate who lives in Benalmadena, but it's always nice to beat them in footy. As for today, the Dutch team are on a roll but may be due a wake up call. Should be a good game lads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krapow Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Only one big game tonight, the group winners are playing Belarus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krapow Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Krapow said: Only one big game tonight, the group winners are playing Belarus. Playing well, wicked deflection or would be 1 up. Still think we'll win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krapow Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 2-1, straight to top of the group. None of them other mickey mouse teams in the group will knock us off top spot now 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stillearly Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 Manchester United have appointed Ole Gunnar Solskjaer as permanent manager on a three-year contract. https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/47691296 🙂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thinkingallowed Posted March 28, 2019 Author Share Posted March 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Stillearly said: Manchester United have appointed Ole Gunnar Solskjaer as permanent manager on a three-year contract. https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/47691296 🙂 Good news for @nadia and Spuds. Pochettino has just lost both of his escape routes at the end of the season. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krapow Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Amazing Old Firm game, absolutely brilliant 2nd half, proper passion, blood and guts football. No way would you see anything like it in the EPL. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stillearly Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 4 hours ago, Krapow said: Amazing Old Firm game, absolutely brilliant 2nd half, proper passion, blood and guts football. No way would you see anything like it in the EPL. EFL league one maybe ... 😉 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pumpuynarak Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 11 hours ago, Stillearly said: EFL league one maybe ... 😉 More likely Sunday morning pub footie lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pumpuynarak Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Well my beloved Saints got a much needed win v Brighton 0-1, i think we might just manage to stay in the PL, here's hoping and praying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coxyhog Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 5 hours ago, Pumpuynarak said: Well my beloved Saints got a much needed win v Brighton 0-1, i think we might just manage to stay in the PL, here's hoping and praying. With officials such as the ones at Cardiff yesterday you should defo finish above the Welshmen. Colin Wanker was close to apoplexy & rightly so.There is a definite bias amongst officials in favour of the bigger clubs.Hopefully VAR will help but instead of the gimp on the field making the decision it'll be the gimp in front of the tv set. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thinkingallowed Posted April 3, 2019 Author Share Posted April 3, 2019 Who would want to be a Villarreal fan? After going going two nil up at the weekend in a relegation scrap with Celta Vigo they lose 3-2 in a faery tale Aspas inspired comeback. So off to top of the league Barcelona and a brave choice to try going two down to begin with. With seconds to go plus injury time they lead 4-2 only to end the game with one point for the draw. Match reports here... https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2019/apr/01/tears-and-cheers-as-iago-aspas-returns-to-save-celta-vigo-again https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2019/apr/03/villarreal-barcelona-la-liga-game-no-one-ever-wanted-to-finish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqualung Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 I'm off to watch Halmstad BK play Orgreyte in the Swedish 2nd tier this Saturday. Hope the game is better than the pish served up last time I saw them play. They make QPR look like Barcelona!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stillearly Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thinkingallowed Posted April 5, 2019 Author Share Posted April 5, 2019 Liverpool feeder team v Liverpool is not going well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stillearly Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 46 minutes ago, Thinkingallowed said: Liverpool feeder team v Liverpool is not going well 1-1 now .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thinkingallowed Posted April 5, 2019 Author Share Posted April 5, 2019 4 minutes ago, Stillearly said: 1-1 now .. I shan't brag until we are winning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thinkingallowed Posted April 5, 2019 Author Share Posted April 5, 2019 Get the fuck in 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Binlid Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 25 minutes ago, Thinkingallowed said: Get the f**k in Get the f**k right in. Reckon we are both going to be Utd fans on the 24th when they play City 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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