Siam Addict Posted June 12, 2024 Posted June 12, 2024 A guy was up in front of the parole board to get out of a psychiatric hospital, they asked him what he would do if they let him out... 'I'd fill a couple of bags with rocks, come back here and break every window in this place'... they turned him down. 6 months later he's up again, the same question.... 'I'd get an air rifle and a tin of pellets, come back here and break every window in this place'... once again he is rejected. Later another inmate advises him to what to say the next time. So 6 months later he's up yet again when asked what he would do he said... 'Firstly I'd get a job, find a place to live, buy some nice clothes, hopefully, find a girlfriend'... the panel are impressed and ask for more.. 'Well then we could go for a drink, have a meal, I'd take her back to my place, put some soft music on, lower the lights, start to kiss her, remove her top, then her bra, kissing her neck, I'd remove her skirt, kissing my way down her body'... Then what? They ask... 'I'd remove her panties, take the elastic out, make a catapult and break every window in this place'... 1 4
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