Embarassing moments you've had...

[Butch]

They can be Thailand or anywhere related, but if, at the time you felt a bit daft but now look back and can see the funny side, that's all that matters.

Mine are a few- fold but most noteably:

Getting cut up by a driver on the Norwich ring road, I was absolutely fuming, caught up with them at the lights, got out to remonstrate and call them all manner of names, only to be faced by an old lady with a disabled badge on her windscreen...who stuck her 2 fingers up at me LOL

Next was when we were in our local swimming pool and I got an erection, then being ordered out of the pool by the lifeguard for acting a twat 2 seconds later. The reason for me getting kicked out was because Samantha W. who, at 16 had massive tits , rubbed her arse against me, the lifeguard saw this and it contravened the "no petting" rule. It was the slowest water walk to the steps in history, and it hadn't gone down when I got out.*

*While getting an erection in a public swimming baths at the age of 14 is acceptable, I've since been told that at the age of 54 it's not. we live and learn, eh?.

 

[Nightcrawler]

1 hour ago, Butch said:

They can be Thailand or anywhere related, but if, at the time you felt a bit daft but now look back and can see the funny side, that's all that matters.

Mine are a few- fold but most noteably:

Getting cut up by a driver on the Norwich ring road, I was absolutely fuming, caught up with them at the lights, got out to remonstrate and call them all manner of names, only to be faced by an old lady with a disabled badge on her windscreen...who stuck her 2 fingers up at me LOL

Next was when I was  in our local swimming pool with  some gay friends and I got an erection, then being ordered out of the pool by the lifeguard for acting a twat 2 seconds later. The reason for me getting kicked out was because Edwardo, my boyfriend  who, at 16 had a massive cock ,  rubbed it against my arse , the lifeguard saw this and it contravened the "no petting" rule. It was the slowest water walk to the steps in history, and it hadn't gone down when I got out.*

*While getting an erection in a public swimming baths at the age of 14 is acceptable, I've since been told that at the age of 54 it's not. we live and learn, eh?.

 

Slight edit for punctuality 😁😁

[Butch]

^^^^^^^

I was expecting something, but that is bloody brilliant.

#seriously Mate my phone had packed up so can't call or receive anything, I'll give you a shout when its repaired.

 

Edited July 20 by Butch

[Aqualung]

I will come back to this thread later. Too many to mention right now. 

[Yessongs]

Early in my career when in Bangkok around 2003...was trying to get the cob webs out from a bender/all nighter with a bar girl from the night before from Patpong. 

Went to MBK Mall....was walking around and for those who have been there and know, there were just tons of stunning looking young girls there. In my infinite stupidity, this one gal passed me, smiled at me right? 

I turn around to get a back side view of her and BAM....I ran straight into one of the concrete pillars there! 

A few gals run over to me, I looked like Curly from The 3 Stooges. I bounced off that thing and they ask me " Oh Sir U OK Na Ka....me and the ice bag were friends for an hour back at the hotel. 

[Zambo]

In 2006 i was living in Saigon working on a construction project. The changes since then have been amazing in the skyline alone - here's a comparison i found on the internet.

In those days the Sheraton Hotel on Dong Khoi Street was one of the tallest buildings in HCMC with 25 floors, i can't find the height but i guess under 150m high, maybe 130m. Today it's dwarfed by Landmark81 at 460m with 81 floors.

Along Dong Khoi were a row of bars and restaurants full of travelers and mainly western expats. Last time i took a walk along the street there were still a few bars but nearly all had changed name and the area is now more touristy.

I lived in District 3 but used to take a walk down Hai Ba Trung to Dong Khoi Street, about 40 mins, for a beer a couple of times a week. In one bar there was a cute girl i used to chat with.

I have no idea how this could happen but one evening as we chatted i suddenly noticed a long, straggling hair around her chin and in a friendly, slightly intimate way i grabbed it to brush it out of the way. Imagine my shock as i realise it's strongly rooted to a mole and i see her wince as i gently yank at it. Luckily i didn't manage to pull it out, but my longterm chances with dreamgirl did take a dive.

[forcebwithu]

My story is from the first year I lived in Pattaya when I was still soaking up all the experiences and fun Sin City had to offer.

I awoke one morning to find myself lying naked on the floor next to my bed. I propped myself up to say good morning to my TGF only to be greeted with, "you were a bad man last night".

This was during the time I lived in Nirun and apparently the previous night, in the space of the 150m walk from the last Soi Aurontai bar I was in and my walk home I picked up a stray. Having no memory of what happened I can only speculate as to how this happened. I do remember leaving the bar alone, so in all probability I probably encountered a FL on the walk home and I'm guessing the conversation went something like this.

FL, "Where you go"
Me, "Home"
FL, "I go with you"
Me Little Head, "Ok"

So when my TGF told me I was a bad man, and I asked what happened. She then proceeded to fill in the rest of the story.

When she opened the door because I was too drunk to manage getting the key in the lock she saw the other lady standing next to me. She told the lady you have to go now, but the lady said I had to pay her, so my lady grabs my wallet out my pocket, takes out and gives her 500B, pulls me into the room and closes the door, tosses a pillow and blanket on the floor and tells me that's where I sleep tonight.

Never a dull moment in Pattaya. 

[forcebwithu]

36 minutes ago, Zambo said:

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I lived in District 3 but used to take a walk down Hai Ba Trung to Dong Khoi Street, about 40 mins, for a beer a couple of times a week. In one bar there was a cute girl i used to chat with.

I have no idea how this could happen but one evening as we chatted i suddenly noticed a long, straggling hair around her chin and in a friendly, slightly intimate way i grabbed it to brush it out of the way. Imagine my shock as i realise it's strongly rooted to a mole and i see her wince as i gently yank at it. Luckily i didn't manage to pull it out, but my longterm chances with dreamgirl did take a dive.

This has to have happened to more than a few people, or if not it's just you and me that have suffered the same embarrassment.

Mine occurred during a massage. It was after the flip when I noticed what I thought was a short length of hair that had broken off and landed on her chin. I ever so gently reached up to pull it away when I discovered to my embarrassment it was attached. No mole that I could see, just a hair that she, for some reason, let grow out of her chin. Definitely made for an awkward moment that we both quickly let pass.

[sakik2024]

First time in Thailand and I was fingering 2 bar girls' anuses with their consent. No complaints and I was thinking how great Thailand is.

I asked the manager about the bar fine when I was questioned if I knew they were both ladyboys. 

[Zambo]

1 hour ago, forcebwithu said:

This has to have happened to more than a few people, or if not it's just you and me that have suffered the same embarrassment.

Mine occurred during a massage. It was after the flip when I noticed what I thought was a short length of hair that had broken off and landed on her chin. I ever so gently reached up to pull it away when I discovered to my embarrassment it was attached. No mole that I could see, just a hair that she, for some reason, let grow out of her chin. Definitely made for an awkward moment that we both quickly let pass.

Haha, i guess it's difficult to encounter new embarassments. All the foolish and awkward things have been done countless times

[Glasseye]

I could write a book on this one....

One of my best was falling asleep at a stoplight in a marked squad at 0600. I woke up when another driver almost rear ended me.

 

One of my more common ones (just happened yesterday in fact). Riding around on my bicycle with my backpack unzipped and wide open.

[Glasseye]

This is going to be a great thread !

 

Cheers to @Butch.           

[Bazle]

10 hours ago, Butch said:

Mine are a few- fold but most noteably:

Starting a thread with a spelling mistake 

🙂

 

[Zambo]

 

I couldn't explain very well so i sent a video of similar accidents

 

[Bazle]

7 hours ago, sakik2024 said:

First time in Thailand and I was fingering 2 bar girls' anuses with their consent. No complaints and I was thinking how great Thailand is.

I asked the manager about the bar fine when I was questioned if I knew they were both ladyboys. 

And did you?

🙂

[sakik2024]

1 minute ago, Bazle said:

And did you?

🙂

No because I came for the hot ladies. As I'm feeling generous, want to smell my finger? 

[gs joe]

14 hours ago, sakik2024 said:

First time in Thailand and I was fingering 2 bar girls' anuses with their consent. No complaints and I was thinking how great Thailand is.

I asked the manager about the bar fine when I was questioned if I knew they were both ladyboys. 

Reminds me of Little Jack Horner sat in corner until he pulled out a plum 

[Butch]

11 hours ago, Bazle said:

 

Let him who is without sin cast the first stone, Mr Bazle 😉😋 Although in my defence I was half way through my second bottle of Aspalls premier Cru.

Edited July 21 by Butch

[Lemondropkid]

Nearly set myself up for a hugely embarrassing moment yesterday.

Yesterday was the second Buddha day in a row here in Thailand. Went onto to Meetup and could see that my regular monthy get together, didn't seem to be running.

Noticed a meetup aimed at expats and meeting new people. It was in Silom and what I thought was the organisers name "Gary Teatime", seemed a bit odd, then thought most likely he was American.

So span down a list of events nothing really appealed then looked back at the Gary Teamtime event when I noticed on second reading there was no "r" in Gary😀

[gs joe]

5 hours ago, Butch said:

Let him who is without sin cast the first stone, Mr Bazle 😉😋 Although in my defence I was half way through my second bottle of Aspalls premier Cru.

I think most of us have had a close but no cigar moment under the same circumstances 

[Glasseye]

6 minutes ago, Lemondropkid said:

Nearly set myself up for a hugely embarrassing moment yesterday.

Yesterday was the second Buddha day in a row here in Thailand. Went onto to Meetup and could see that my regular monthy get together, didn't seem to be running.

Noticed a meetup aimed at expats and meeting new people. It was in Silom and what I thought was the organisers name "Gary Teatime", seemed a bit odd, then thought most likely he was American.

So span down a list of events nothing really appealed then looked back at the Gary Teamtime event when I noticed on second reading there was no "r" in Gary😀

 

So.... How was it ?              5555555555555555 !

[gs joe]

My tale from early trip was 

after a long night in Wonderful bar. 2 took my prize back to my hotel room 

had trouble getting my key to work but that didn’t deter me with a a lot of effort I managed to open the door 

to find a a guy in the bed and a Thai lass in a towel peering round the bathroom door 

it seemed  an eternity for me to figure out it wasn’t my room 

[Zambo]

20 minutes ago, Lemondropkid said:

Nearly set myself up for a hugely embarrassing moment yesterday.

Yesterday was the second Buddha day in a row here in Thailand. Went onto to Meetup and could see that my regular monthy get together, didn't seem to be running.

Noticed a meetup aimed at expats and meeting new people. It was in Silom and what I thought was the organisers name "Gary Teatime", seemed a bit odd, then thought most likely he was American.

So span down a list of events nothing really appealed then looked back at the Gary Teamtime event when I noticed on second reading there was no "r" in Gary😀

Haha great story..

[Trip]

1 hour ago, Lemondropkid said:

Nearly set myself up for a hugely embarrassing moment yesterday.

Yesterday was the second Buddha day in a row here in Thailand. Went onto to Meetup and could see that my regular monthy get together, didn't seem to be running.

Noticed a meetup aimed at expats and meeting new people. It was in Silom and what I thought was the organisers name "Gary Teatime", seemed a bit odd, then thought most likely he was American.

So span down a list of events nothing really appealed then looked back at the Gary Teamtime event when I noticed on second reading there was no "r" in Gary😀

[forqalso]

I went up to Warren, Pennsylvania for a short term (3 month) job at the Kinzua Dam. It has a 180 inch butterfly valve that we had to remove, overhaul and reinstall. This is the valve.

The first day of actual work was spent removing things like small piping and grating that would be in the way of our job. The foreman told me to remove a fire water line and said not to worry, it’s all isolated. I got my pipe wrench and a ladder and went to work. I removed a few sections, unscrewing the pipes from the elbows and moving the ladder as I went. I got to the last section. On the ladder with my back to the small valve that I soon found out was the isolation point. Right when I realized I should make sure only the pipe was turning and not the valve, the valve came off and I was almost knocked off the ladder by the force of the water. Once the system detected the pressure change, alarms went off throughout the dam. It took the dam workers around 10 minutes to get the flow shut down. I spent the rest of the shift operating a squeegee.  Not a good first impression with a new company.

But I made it to the end of the job with no other issues. It turned out to be one of the best jobs of my career. We had a great foreman. One the 12 hour shifts, we were supposed to get two half hour lunch breaks, the foreman told the dam people that a half hour break actually costs them about an hour, with 6 flights of stairs to climb, etc. He convinced them to let us save all our second lunches until Saturday, when we would leave three hours early with the full twelve hours pay. It was a pretty good deal.

Oh, all those bolts in that flange had to be torqued in a star pattern like when you’re mounting a tire on your car.