fygjam Posted October 8 Share Posted October 8 (edited) Well not quite just yet. I still have to master the time travel stuff and get that extra heart but... A few weeks ago in a moment of technological boredom I ordered and have received a GPS clock/network time server. Now all my networked devices, PCs, security cameras etc are synchronised to within a few microseconds of each other. But something was missing. I like to just glance at a wall or desk clock to know the time without having to press buttons on a phone or smart watch. Today the solution arrived. A box of WiFi network clocks. Like Benito Mussolini, I can now make the clocks run on time. Having trouble posting the link. Just search Aliexpress for "high precision network clock." it looks like Edited October 8 by fygjam 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Dangleberries Posted October 8 Share Posted October 8 I'd rather buy a vintage 1970s dirty brown radio alarm clock with chunks of fried rice stuck to it with Simon Bates playing "Our Tune" and covered in rum and black vomit ... Then, my son, you are a Time Lord ... 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coxyhog Posted October 8 Share Posted October 8 You need one of these..... https://www.alzproducts.co.uk/alzheimers-dementia-clocks?srsltid=AfmBOorFmeybvaotnlWJMU-vFt42gY-8aueHsc5tf4nVagdjOrkHLobl 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasseye Posted October 9 Share Posted October 9 I have 3 of these located in strategic locations throughout the house. Then the computer and phone clocks are always within eyesight (if I choose). So, I suppose I am a Lord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
galenkia Posted October 9 Share Posted October 9 I am a Gaylord 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasseye Posted October 9 Share Posted October 9 1 hour ago, galenkia said: I am a Gaylord 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maipenrai Posted October 9 Share Posted October 9 I've always had digital alarm clocks beside my bed - I've never had to actually set the alarm functions, even through all the decades when I worked as I always woke up in time anyway but I do like to know what time it is when I wake up during the night; this may sound obsessive but living this far north we have times of the year when it is either light all day or dark most of the day so you can't depend on a regular sunrise time to tell you to get up. Anyway, I had a spare on hand so now I have one on either side of my bed so I don't even have to roll over any more... 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Posted October 9 Share Posted October 9 My bedside light has a built in digital clock/alarm but I inherited it without a set of instructions. The light itself has three brightness settings incorporated into the on/off button. The digital clock is either On or Off and is permanently set to f**k "Off" because the bloody blue light it emitted got on my tits causing brain fart fixations which stops me getting to sleep. So, I make do with the cheapest travel alarm clock known to man which has kept perfect time and gets a new battery every year whether it needs it or not. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fygjam Posted October 10 Author Share Posted October 10 5 hours ago, maipenrai said: I've always had digital alarm clocks beside my bed - I've never had to actually set the alarm functions, even through all the decades when I worked as I always woke up in time anyway but I do like to know what time it is when I wake up during the night; this may sound obsessive but living this far north we have times of the year when it is either light all day or dark most of the day so you can't depend on a regular sunrise time to tell you to get up. Anyway, I had a spare on hand so now I have one on either side of my bed so I don't even have to roll over any more... Exactly. Two of the high precision WiFi network clocks are deployed, one on each side of the bed replacing the old fashion digital clocks. My alarm is the vibrations of my smart watch. Remember this from the 60's. And thus it did come to pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forcebwithu Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 25 minutes ago, fygjam said: Exactly. Two of the high precision WiFi network clocks are deployed, one on each side of the bed replacing the old fashion digital clocks. My alarm is the vibrations of my smart watch. Remember this from the 60's. And thus it did come to pass. Vibrating wrist alarm is so old school. What you need is this... 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fygjam Posted October 10 Author Share Posted October 10 6 minutes ago, forcebwithu said: Vibrating wrist alarm is so old school. What you need is this... Well why stop there? An electric probe or electroejaculator is inserted into the rectum and positioned against the prostate. Using increasing frequency and amplitude of energy, ejaculation is stimulated. 1 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butch Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 (edited) 13 hours ago, fygjam said: Well why stop there? An electric probe or electroejaculator is inserted into the rectum and positioned against the prostate. Using increasing frequency and amplitude of energy, ejaculation is stimulated. Where can I get one? Asking for a friend. @Nightcrawler. Edited October 10 by Butch 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fygjam Posted October 10 Author Share Posted October 10 7 hours ago, Butch said: Where can I get one? Asking for a friend. @Nightcrawler. Just keep your eye out for one of these at TukCom. Here's the instruction vid. 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasseye Posted October 11 Share Posted October 11 5 hours ago, fygjam said: Just keep your eye out for one of these at TukCom. Here's the instruction vid. I'm speechless. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob lt Posted October 11 Share Posted October 11 4 hours ago, Glasseye said: I'm speechless. It may even cure that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fygjam Posted October 11 Author Share Posted October 11 47 minutes ago, bob lt said: It may even cure that. You'd probably be able to speak porcine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasseye Posted October 11 Share Posted October 11 7 minutes ago, fygjam said: You'd probably be able to speak porcine. Or, giberrish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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