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as we get older, what is your go-to position to finish in?


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35 minutes ago, Derek Dangleberries said:

Laying on my back and wanking on my stomach..

 

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Helps to have a dog around to lick up the blessed liquid. Easy clean up.

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2 hours ago, Yessongs said:

Ok I'll bite.....still after all of these years....find doggy the way to finish out a good gig..

Kind of like rounding third base and heading for home plate.....that's Baseball talk LOL!

 

Way back, back back Hey Hey !   Weeeeee ! Jack Bickhouse.

 

 

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22 hours ago, Derek Dangleberries said:

Laying on my back and wanking on my stomach..

Me and the wife's sex life has dried up a bit... Her bits are are drier than Ghandis flip flops but it's not her fault it's mine. 

The last time I tried what you did I nearly passed out. And that was with the help of a handful of lubricant. 

 

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8 hours ago, Jambo said:

Well, my favourite position yesterday was laying on my back at the conclusion of my massage getting a BJ from a naked lady with red lips and fingernails who stuck one of those red fingers' up my arse. 

I am a great believer in letting the lady masseuse do all the work.

ps: I now have a quite large plaster not my arse but on my left wrist. One of those "only in Thailand" incidents.

I had just finished my pre-massage shower and "Sweetie" was standing outside holding a large towel which she went to hand to me. I don't know whether her hand slipped but she ran one of those red finger nails across my wrist with the same effect as her using a knife. I am still wet, which mixes with the blood, and there is claret dripping everywhere.

It is not really that bad but I send her off downstairs to see if they have any plasters. She returns with a large unused first aid kit and now, forever to be known as "Nurse" Sweetie, soon has me patched up.

"I so sorry. I give you body to body massage and blow job"

Away you go love.🤣

Only in Thailand!

 

 

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It's good she didn't poke a hole in your lower colon mate. It would have been a bloody mess. And no first aid kit is going to patch that up.

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