Hairy or Shaved Pussy?

[sakik2024]

My Achilles heel is hairy. 

Hairy or Shaved Pussy? 

[fygjam]

[Nightcrawler]

I prefer a well groomed landing strip with no more than an eighth of an inch of hair growth  I still have nightmares of times passed in my younger day, having to wade through thick undergrowth on  the way to my  final destination. Let the dog see the rabbit  

All of that said, I will settle for anything these days as long as she has a pulse  

[Pumpuynarak]

Bald Beaver for me, really don't like hairy pussy.

[Pumpuynarak]

29 minutes ago, Pumpuynarak said:

Bald Beaver for me, really don't like hairy pussy.

Wifey has more shaves than i do 🤣

[Aqualung]

Basically I prefer a lovely cultivated garden. Nice and trimmed like the test match wicket at Lords cricket ground. 

However, the odour is more important to me grimsby docks forget it... Xx

[Glasseye]

For you "hairy" lovers check out ATK hairy sometime on xhammie. 

 

55555

[SteveBC]

Fully smooth for me, and hopefully without pissflaps like the tailboard of a cart.

I also keep my own Gentleman's tackle fully smooth, and the ladies often remark how much they prefer it.....

[fygjam]

5 hours ago, Aqualung said:

Basically I prefer a lovely cultivated garden. Nice and trimmed like the test match wicket at Lords cricket ground. 

However, the odour is more important to me grimsby docks forget it... Xx

Light or heavy roller?

 

[Glasseye]

6 hours ago, Aqualung said:

Basically I prefer a lovely cultivated garden. Nice and trimmed like the test match wicket at Lords cricket ground. 

However, the odour is more important to me grimsby docks forget it... Xx

 

I kind of like a little stench. Similar to the pleasure I get when opening a can of tuna.

[galenkia]

11 hours ago, Nightcrawler said:

I prefer a well groomed landing strip with no more than an eight of an inch of hair growth  I still have nightmares of times passed in my younger day, having to wade through thick undergrowth on  the way to my  final destination. Let the dog see the rabbit  

All of that said, I will settle for anything these days as long as she has a pulse  

In my current situation I would say a pulse is a bonus.

As long as her minge don’t look like a burst mattress I’d be happy.

[boydeste]

3 hours ago, Glasseye said:

 

I kind of like a little stench. Similar to the pleasure I get when opening a can of tuna.

If it smells like trout, get the fook out.

[Zambo]

3 hours ago, Glasseye said:

 

I kind of like a little stench. Similar to the pleasure I get when opening a can of tuna.

Glasseye are you talking about a cricket pitch or a pussy. Hopefully the cricket pitch which i agree the preparation of can be a bit fishy on occasions.

[richy65]

Shaved smooth for me. Nicer for eating 😋

[Glasseye]

1 hour ago, Zambo said:

Glasseye are you talking about a cricket pitch or a pussy. Hopefully the cricket pitch which i agree the preparation of can be a bit fishy on occasions.

I've never heard of a criket pitch mate.... so, I guess you have my answer.

[maipenrai]

I'd rather have a hairy pussy than two or three day old stubble scratching the hell out of my nether regions...

[Aqualung]

18 hours ago, SteveBC said:

Fully smooth for me, and hopefully without pissflaps like the tailboard of a cart.

I also keep my own Gentleman's tackle fully smooth, and the ladies often remark how much they prefer it.....

Im normally the same. 

The TW says it looks like the last chicken in the shop! 

[Aqualung]

14 hours ago, fygjam said:

Light or heavy roller?

 

Depends on the conditions fyg. 

[Aqualung]

9 hours ago, Zambo said:

Glasseye are you talking about a cricket pitch or a pussy. Hopefully the cricket pitch which i agree the preparation of can be a bit fishy on occasions.

Especially if you are an Aussie. They, apparently, like to sandpaper their balls. 

Each to their own I suppose. 

[fygjam]

3 minutes ago, Aqualung said:

Depends on the conditions fyg. 

 

1 minute ago, Aqualung said:

Especially if you are an Aussie. They, apparently, like to sandpaper their balls. 

Each to their own I suppose. 

But we don't like sticky wickets.

 

[Derek Dangleberries]

14 hours ago, Glasseye said:

 

I kind of like a little stench. Similar to the pleasure I get when opening a can of tuna.

 

10 hours ago, boydeste said:

If it smells like trout, get the fook out.

I wonder if @Aqualung has developed a preference to the smell of Swedish Surstromming 

[Aqualung]

32 minutes ago, Derek Dangleberries said:

 

I wonder if @Aqualung has developed a preference to the smell of Swedish Surstromming 

I've tried pickled herring Derek and that was enough. Fermented Herring is a long way from how my wife's bits smell. 

More like cod and chips!!!! 

[fygjam]

5 minutes ago, Aqualung said:

I've tried pickled herring Derek and that was enough. Fermented Herring is a long way from how my wife's bits smell. 

More like cod and chips!!!! 

Have you tried tungdoms

You can eat a rollmop and an ice cream at the same time.

 

Edited December 7, 2024 by fygjam

[Yessongs]

Bald is good for me and if her "coochie" is tighter then Alan White's snare drum....even better...I know someone just like that..........seriously. 

[Aqualung]

18 minutes ago, Yessongs said:

Bald is good for me and if her "coochie" is tighter then Alan White's snare drum....even better...I know someone just like that..........seriously. 

Hi Mike. 

Does your wife miss your moustache?