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My interest  stops at taxidermy. 

Myna birds are noisy little  f*ckers and best silenced.

Just my opinion of course 😁

And as far as hamsters are concerned, its best to rap them in parcel tape, so they don't fall apart when you f*ck them.

That's all I have to say on the matter

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36 minutes ago, Radii said:

Hello I was thinking to buy Myna birds for kids. Please let me know where to buy. Preferably in BKK or Korat.

You may want to check out Chattachuk market, the last time I was there, they sold all sorts of birds and animals. 

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I once bought two Lovebirds for my daughters.

After exactly one day, they lost all interest in them, as did my wife with the words

"I told you they wouldn't look after them!"

After that, it was down to me. You would not imagine how much mess the two little fuckers made in my office. By then I was working from home and their cage, which was huge, had been banished to my office. When they eat, they threw the shells of the seeds/nuts they consumed out of the cage and all over the carpet. I had to hoover up the mess twice a day.

Nobody told me how noisy they are. Think Budgie x ten!

We gave them away in the end. 

PS: Then we got Gerbils. The cat got them!

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35 minutes ago, Nightcrawler said:

My interest  stops at taxidermy. 

Myna birds are noisy little  f*ckers and best silenced.

Just my opinion of course 😁

And as far as hamsters are concerned, its best to rap them in parcel tape, so they don't fall apart when you f*ck them.

That's all I have to say on the matter

 

I don't think you fcuk them mate. I think Butch shoves them up your bum with a vacuum cleaner hose then yanks the hose out. Your asshole slaps shut and then all of the giggling begins.

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42 minutes ago, Nightcrawler said:

My interest  stops at taxidermy. 

Myna birds are noisy little  f*ckers and best silenced.

Just my opinion of course 😁

And as far as hamsters are concerned, its best to rap them in parcel tape, so they don't fall apart when you f*ck them.

That's all I have to say on the matter

That would be gift for children in the village. Therefore chicks must be in good shape.

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32 minutes ago, Jambo said:

I once bought two Lovebirds for my daughters.

After exactly one day, they lost all interest in them, as did my wife with the words

"I told you they wouldn't look after them!"

After that, it was down to me. You would not imagine how much mess the two little fuckers made in my office. By then I was working from home and their cage, which was huge, had been banished to my office. When they eat, they threw the shells of the seeds/nuts they consumed out of the cage and all over the carpet. I had to hoover up the mess twice a day.

Nobody told me how noisy they are. Think Budgie x ten!

We gave them away in the end. 

PS: Then we got Gerbils. The cat got them!

In the village probably not matter as the can be kept in the garden probably, but I will have to find out.

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1 hour ago, Nightcrawler said:

My interest  stops at taxidermy. 

Myna birds are noisy little  f*ckers and best silenced.

Just my opinion of course 😁

And as far as hamsters are concerned, its best to rap them in parcel tape, so they don't fall apart when you f*ck them.

That's all I have to say on the matter

Do you put a tube in your arse and let the hamster run down it?.

Or maybe a gerbil is better as it’s smaller.

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1 hour ago, Jambo said:

I once bought two Lovebirds for my daughters.

After exactly one day, they lost all interest in them, as did my wife with the words

"I told you they wouldn't look after them!"

After that, it was down to me. You would not imagine how much mess the two little fuckers made in my office. By then I was working from home and their cage, which was huge, had been banished to my office. When they eat, they threw the shells of the seeds/nuts they consumed out of the cage and all over the carpet. I had to hoover up the mess twice a day.

Nobody told me how noisy they are. Think Budgie x ten!

We gave them away in the end. 

PS: Then we got Gerbils. The cat got them!

In the village probably not matter as they can be kept in the garden probably, but I will have to find out. I remember them from Riverine Place they was often singing in the trees in the garden and sometimes coming near the swimming pool.

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5 hours ago, Nightcrawler said:

My interest  stops at taxidermy. 

Myna birds are noisy little  f*ckers and best silenced.

Just my opinion of course 😁

And as far as hamsters are concerned, its best to rap them in parcel tape, so they don't fall apart when you f*ck them.

That's all I have to say on the matter

A little something for you to listen to, but you have to listen to it to the end.😀

 

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8 hours ago, galenkia said:

Do you put a tube in your arse and let the hamster run down it?.

Or maybe a gerbil is better as it’s smaller.

 

8 hours ago, thegrogmonster said:

Maybe he is used to large things up his arse.

From the innuendos on here (In yer end 0h!) you'd think he could fit the exercise wheel up there too !!!

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38 minutes ago, Derek Dangleberries said:

 

From the innuendos on here (In yer end 0h!) you'd think he could fit the exercise wheel up there too !!!

Strange sort of exercise but who am I to criticise.

Maybe room for the wheel of fortune as well.

 

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2 minutes ago, Derek Dangleberries said:

More like the weal from a jolly good trousers down, six of the best, spanking session !!

Do gimp suits come with a bum flap?

PS. This might be off topic. If so, I do apologise.

 

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