Caught 30 miles west of Miami, FL USA...18 foot, 9 inch / 5.715 meter Burmese python
https://www.foxnews.com/great-outdoors/florida-hunters-break-record-with-18-foot-python
Google Image search came up with Clouded Monitor.
I'm also an expert in how nasty lizard bites can be.
I joined a group of friends and family for my best friend's wedding in Little Cayman Island many years ago. They had a lounge of lizards roaming the island and we took to feeding them banana slices. Everyone except me was smart about it and tossed the slices to them from a distance.
Me, being me and into stupid human tricks decided to give the cute guy a banana slice while I w