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Doing it this morning... "Parkies Degenerate Filthy Scum United"
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Just my luck I'd get the Scottish teams!
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Went to the Doctor this morning and told him every time I sneeze I get a hard on. He asked if I was taking anything for it... "Pepper" I said.
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4 hours ago, JPK said:
Just seen that corrupt c**t Platini got arrested , its for the World Cup getting awarded to Qatar, it was a joke them getting awarded it in the first place.
They've called Blatter in for questioning too. Hope the corrupt fuckers get jailed.
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3 minutes ago, KhunDon said:
Cleaned out the attic with the wife yesterday.
Dirty, smelly, covered in cobwebs, but she’s good to the kids.
Funny you should say that, I cleaned out my attic yesterday and found a Christmas present I forgot to give to Briana. Shame really as she would have loved a puppy.
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A Frenchman walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bird is wearing a baseball cap. The bartender says, “Hey, that’s neat. Where did you get that?”
The parrot says, “France—they’ve got millions of the c**ts there.”
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“Poor Old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”
The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”
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8 minutes ago, Stillearly said:
Fcuk 5555
One for each goal!
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1 hour ago, Stillearly said:
Happy Birthday 🙂
I've misplaced my copy of the Radio Times , any idea what time Scotland are playing ?
19.45 Saturday 8th June will be another thrashing from the mighty Cyprus.
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Happy Birthday to me...
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9 hours ago, roomark said:
Must hurt watching the SPL then?🤔🤣🤣🤣
Watch the games on the odd occasion but only because they are free on my BT package. Wouldn't pay to see them. Last game I went to was 4 years ago when I took Briana (6) to her first game to watch Aberdeen v Hearts. The game ended 0-0 and Brianas very profound comment on the final whistle was "What's the point when there are no goals"... Out of the mouths of babes! 😄
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Worst Champions League Final I've seen by a mile. Showpiece my arse!
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55 minutes ago, galenkia said:
Constant chokers when it matters.
When we won the 2014 playoffs against them,a game i was at and just behind the goal that Bobby Zamora scored the only goal in the 90th minute,they dominated the game against our 10 men.But they just fall apart when it matters.
You lot still in the Premiership then? 😭
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12 minutes ago, Stillearly said:
Is the goalkeeper a Scot?
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Didn't know the guy personally but reading posts like this, whoever they are about, is always emotional.
No-one deserves their lives to end like this.
RIP and condolences to friends and family.
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Jokes to raise a smile? (Threads Merged)
in Just for a laugh
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Just got a text from my girlfriend...
"Just found out you're having an affair with another woman, I found the condoms you cheating bastard. I've packed my stuff and I'm leaving you and moving back to my mothers" Goodbye...
I replied "OK honey, see you when you get here!