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About ArtyGraph

  • Birthday 06/07/1954

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  1. Wife texts me on a cold winters morning: "Windows frozen." I text back: "Pour some luke warm water over it." Wife texts back: "Computer completely f***d now."
  2. A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.' Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.' A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. Paddy guessed 2. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time.' As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy, 'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex at all.' Paddy replied, 'No it's genuine enough Mick. My wife won twice last week.
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    So you never contribute to Celtic F.C. then? They covered up and enabled their paedo ring for decades within Celtic Boys Club and are still covering it up though they are very shortly going to be outed by new court action and a new BBC documentary current being filmed. Big Jim Torbett currently in prison, another 5 years to serve with another 20+ cases against him being compiled will hopefully never get out.
  4. Nah, leave it. Funnier with the original for sure. 😄
  5. I don't mind as long as she doesn't put them in the same jar as mine.
  6. Now you're back we're all sweating with the shakes...
  7. Only with my first wife, married in '73 and divorced in '86, two kids (now 44 and 42). We have a good relationship. And my second wife (Thai), married in '05 divorced in '17, one child, I have had custody in Scotland since she was 10 months old (now 10yrs). We have a good relationship and she now sees Briana a couple of times a year after a 6 year absence.
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