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On ‎2‎/‎27‎/‎2019 at 1:07 AM, alfazulu said:

I remember well. Also a face but not the hand because it was always on your crotch and I'm rather shy...

 

 

MrB,

"the Crotch"thats where I kept me money

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grayray

Rose Tattoo "bad boy for love,Alfazulu got the DJ in Secrets to play this full on,i loved itwhat a fcyking night

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grayray

4 hours ago, Jambo said:

That tatoo of her knickers almost looks real.

Mr.D

you are one sick puppy

regards

grayray

11 hours ago, alfazulu said:

Alfa,

B,the ladies on Koh Chang certainly like the tats,not the aussie super group "Rose Tattoo" AKA "the Tats" but the skin marking type of tats,me i like or dislike is depending on if iam banging her

regards

grayray

1 hour ago, RR007 said:

Not bothered about Girls whatsoever and would prefer a beach location.

Where do you guys recommend. Had a look at Trip Advisor but information was a little sanitized to say the least. Fly Bangkok Hanoi ??

if you want beach,Australia has 100s of 1st class beaches but not cheap.

Thailand, the videos of Koh Chang island look very good and forsure cheaper than Australia

regards

grayray

6.10am here in OZ iam up watching rugby league game between Wigan and Sydney roosters for the world club championship its live in a cold looking nth England

roosters just scored 1st try 4-0

would loved to be there,i have followed the roosters since I was 16,

58years

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grayray

15 minutes ago, alfazulu said:

and that is a promise with only one condition - you do not fart while I'm doing that

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Baz,

if I do, remember its only the gay way of sending a 'love call"and I WILL get back

so you can look after me as good as you did in the last place,as long as you don't have a "moullie" working for you

regards

grayray

3 hours ago, alfazulu said:

There are many depending on your budget and the deal of the day.

As for the second part I wouldn't really know because my girls usually look straight into my eyes and say in a rather loud voice the magic words: f**k me

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baz,

"say in a rather loud voice the magic words: f**k me " sounds like No47

why I asked about nearest hotel,i don't like to walk to far from my drinking bar,

regards

grayray
 

Baz,

what is the nearest hotel to your bar? do you know why ladies close their eyes when you kiss them or when you are banging them?

they hate seeing a man enjoying himself

regards

grayray

1 hour ago, Rompho Ray said:

The mods and admin here are generally not yanks, but rather lower forms of life like Brits, so the people with the mod buttons will be up to speed on that peculiar sense of "humor" (<- note correct spelling). 

Just ripping the mickey of course. 

BTW, note that most of us yanks on here will have been on other Thai boards, and will be up to speed.

RR,

the OP was just me taking the piss,but yanks do not get the finer points of craic that can go on between uperclass aussies and the those blokes over there near the that wee place where my mighty convict ancestors started out from back in 1812M and1815F child really 11 yrsold she needed to blow her poor cold wrecked nose,so borrowed the mistresses hanky,fcuking toffee nose old git send her down for 12 hard years

13 when she landed in Eden known as Australia now,poor wee lass was well used by some brute of a English bastard on the way out here. filled her little bellie full of arms and legs.

one of her granddaughters was my granny,and on my mothers side i had a right old hard granny straight out of Glasgow slums.tough old biddies in my family tree,my sisters [4] all inherit their toughness especially the 2nd youngest spitfire as kid shit straight in,when all the kids in street maybe 40+ would get up the common on a summers night and play redrover crossover under the street lights,she would be right in the middle giving it out, the adults used to cheer her on.

sorry fellas a bit of carry on, how that all come back I don't know when most times I can just about remember my families names.

but yourse get my drift

regards

grayray

1 hour ago, alfazulu said:

 

Baz,

your camera work has not suffered being down on the island,shit iam going to bring you a big,big bottle of Bundy rum and fcuk you up

oh! the xmas present looks great has she got a granny or auntie available for a old bunged up aussie.yum,yummy

regards

grayray

9 minutes ago, Khun Ling said:

What is Rugby?

KL,

wash your mouth out it is game played by gentlemen like ruffians/gangsters

15 a side with the all blacks the best in the world,

if i a true blue aussie had the chance to be the captain of any world sporting team it would be the All Blacks

redards

grayray

fellow board members,

if I have some banter with some of our English members,you know just a bit of friendly Pommy bashing between a aussie of higher education like myself,and those lower class pommy bastards,

would it be seen as "baiting" or just some harmless banter that has been going on between our two homelands,

think yanks have never got the craic that Aussies and UK citizens call mateship.

cause being on a short holiday since dec 2018 I've got a head of steam up

regards

grayray

 the song I liked the most back when I was younger in the bars in manila was

Slades "Cum Feel the Noise" the girls when it got to "the girls rock the girls" most DJs would turn the sound of and all the girls would scream at the top of the voices"

"the girls Fcuk boys" used to get a laugh,i really don't remember it that good,but ask my young brother who was with me a few times what was the song.

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grayray

8 hours ago, misteregg said:

Happy Christmas everyone

Phil,

they look like the normal PJs I go for down soi yamotto,so hopefully they are still aound when I finally get doc clearance,but feel in my water that they will all me grannies by/if that happens LOL LOL

regards

grayray

19 hours ago, Yessongs said:

Dam Ray.....what took you so long? Are you still banging Elle McPherson? LOL!  I understand, you were busy 😁 Looking forward to your banter here.

Alf is a great guy from Hungary....he is the guy  second from the left. He has some stories to tell.......living in Pattaya for alot of years. 

Mike,

I reckon Alfazulu was one the reasons,[along with a great lineup] that kept Secrets going strong,with his great pics he posted weekly,

since he left we hardly get a pic from there,reading the lineup is a bit low now.

don't know where he is,he was in Sugar Babes but as I no longer on Fuckbook I don't know what he is doing.i enjoyed some great nights with him,he is a laugh

a good bloke forsure

regards

grayray

1 minute ago, Sir_Fondles said:

Its a fantastic forum with a lot of very friendly and knowledgeable members.

Am sorry but ive no idea who alfazulu is.

sorry mate I just took it everyone knows Alfazulu,he worked at secrets and sugarbabes and takes great pics of the female staff and visitors to the those bars.

a great bloke to have a drink/laugh with it

regards

grayray

1 minute ago, Sir_Fondles said:

G'day mate, welcome to the forum.

it is great so far,hope I am a good boy over here,and we see some great info and pics.

is Alfazulu posting pics here?reckon Secrets slowly went down when he stopped posting pics of the staff

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grayray

Just now, roomark said:

Welcome mate

Few familiar faces over here 

thanks mate,

I just starting to read some posts

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grayray

grayray,

well I finally worked me way over here,only on 2 forums Secrets and SEAselect,

and NO Namps iam not stalking you over here,but I miss your posting ,you make me feel good,

I bring some SEA experience here plus a heap of bullshit,just hope this thread keeps me laughing,it's about all I can do nowdays.

see you all around

regards

grayray