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Bulls and sex
My wife and I went to the County Agricultural Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said:
THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ..... Smiled and said, "He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week".
We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said:
THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, "WOW~~That's more than twice a week! .......... You could learn a lot from him".
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said:
THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
"That's once a day .. You could REALLY learn something from this one".I looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow".
My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and the doctors say I should eventually make a full recovery.
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Mess at the nudist lake - wild boar steals laptop from naked bather
Naked facts at the Teufelssee in Berlin: A brazen gang of wild boars shook up guests at the swimming lake in Grunewald on Tuesday. The wild boar grabbed a man's yellow bathing bag and made off. The content: a laptop. She was supported by two rookies.
The man had to follow the bristle cattle into the forest. Terrified by the loud screaming and clapping, it finally dropped its prey.
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An elderly man went into the confession box and said to the priest, “Father I’m 80 years old, married, with four kids and last night I had a wild threesome with two hot 18-year-olds.”
“My son, when was the last time you were in confession?” asked the priest.
“Never, father, I’m Jewish,” came the reply.
“Why are you telling me, then?” asked the priest.
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Flash mob Cuba!!!!
Cuban Salsa FlashMob at the Street Latin Dancing on August 19 2016
Mozart y Mambo - Rondo alla Mambo!
Sarah Willis, Havana Lyceum Orchestra, José Antonio Méndez Padrón, Jul 10, 2020
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Les Misérables Flash Mob - Orlando Shakespeare Theater
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn8PiqIXEjQ
Guy Joins In With Own Proposal Flash Mob - His Freestyle is INCREDIBLE!
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During the lockdown, my wife thought it would be fun for each of us to come up with a fantasy list of three people that, in the unlikely event we ever got the chance, we were allowed to sh4g. She showed me hers first: George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp. Then I showed her mine: Her sister, the neighbour's daughter and that fit bird at the Big C check out. The doctors say I should be able to walk again in a month or two.
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Hong Kong Flash Mob Sings and Chants in Support for Protesters
Flash Mob Glory to Hong Kong | Orchestra chorus version | English subtitle
Flash mob videos, the vitalizing power of music, singing and dancing - join posting
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Best of Boogie-Woogie dancing
Pot-Pourri - Rivers of Babylon _ Sugar Sugar _ More Than I Can Say _ Forever and Ever (Banda Cover)