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  1. Ember Television Lady Gaga Christmas Flash Mob Cathay Pacific Flashmob @ HKIA 2013
  2. A ventriloquist's car breaks down near a farm in Wales and he uses the farmhouse phone to call the recovery service. While he’s waiting he decides to play a trick on the farmer. "I bet I can make your animals talk." he says. "Animals don't talk" says the farmer. The ventriloquist turns to a horse and asks, "So how does your master treat you?" "Pretty well," says the horse, "he gives me plenty of food and water, and he lets me run all over - but he uses the whip too much” "How about you?" the ventriloquist asks a dog, "is he good to you?" "Yup," says the dog, "we play fetch and I get to sleep on the sofa, but he does sometimes kick me when he’s drunk” “Let's see what this sheep has to say," says the ventriloquist. "Wait!" yells the farmer "That sheep is a f#*#*ng liar!"
  3. RAVEL'S BOLERO, amazing FLASHMOB! (Spain) Flash mob “Beethoven’s Symphony No. 9”. Tokio
  4. A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?" "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man." "Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?" "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
  5. Flashmob „Music" mit Mr. Music - John Miles himself in Landau, Germany Wasamba Flash Mob - Forrest Chase, Perth
  6. Husband's call to his wife: "Honey it's me. I don't want to alarm you but I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have checked me over and have done some tests and some x-rays. The blow to my head was severe. Fortunately, it did not cause any serious internal injury. However I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they think they may have to amputate my right foot." Wife's Response: "Who the hell is Paula?" And if you find that hard to believe, you've never been married.
  7. A Catholic priest was flustered not being able to find a parking space in a large shopping mall’s parking lot. “Lord,” he prayed, “I can’t stand this. If you open space up for me, I swear I’ll give up drinking me whisky, and I'll even promise to leave the choirboys alone.” Suddenly, the clouds parted, and the sun shone on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, the priest said, “Never mind, I found one.”
  8. Hillbilly Girl - Lisa McHugh (Galway Flashmob) Diversity - Got to Dance Flashmob https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2OTT1jubws
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