Golfingboy

5 minutes ago, Pumpuynarak said:

I've just finished watching it GB and i thought the same as you 'I was'nt impressed'

Tough to be impressed Cliff when you’ve got a wife 1/3 of your age, a fleet of Italian sports cars and Sunday snooker lessons from Wattana….

Anyone else watch this? I binged it in 2 nights, you know I love the mafia/cartel genre, but wasn’t impressed. Firstly, Sofia is an 11, Griselda could not have been. nearly that sexy even in her younger days. Was happy they used many Colombian actors to portray the characters, always more authentic. But I don’t know, I’m hard pressed to give it more than a 3.5/5

Tipping? Always in my case whether therapeutic massage, sitdown restaurant , bar/gogo…..100% of the time.

BUT….500/1K notes being thrown around? NEVER….I mean why? That only makes them laugh at us farang even more

It’s crazy how much a simple nose job can alter the appearance. There was a Secrets girl with huge boobs, never had the pleasure but the before/after pics you could KIND of tell it’s the same girl, but not really. 
 

The one that shocked me was the Dirty Dancing girl. That movie where Ben Affleck switches plane tickets, she’s a gate agent and I thought “hey kind of looks like Jennifer Grey”….It was but the rhinoplasty sure changed her…

Supporting the corporations again…..

SF-KC in 2 weeks in Vegas……wow that should be a great game

Hope this hits

What a start for Detroit! 
 

The “value” game…..like I said I’m actually shocked for these prices in Bay Area for the NFC Championship…..relative to income it’s like 1/10th the cost of the other one

An hour to go……Never thought Baltimore tickets would be cheaper than San Francisco, maybe lots of KC fans making the trip? This is in CAD $ but still ridiculous, then again the closest many fans will ever get to a SuperBowl

Way to go Big Shane  🇮🇪 thee rarest shot in golf 

21 minutes ago, Trip said:

Gig the Squirter for me. I think she's still in Chonburi and busy rinsing another Aussie. Current one has bought a +15 million pool villa and Beemer runabout for the wet works maiden.

Well maiden may be a stretch. These days I reckon she's closer to 40 than 30.

Never had the pleasure….think I ran into her off-duty and we had nice conversation, I should have pursued it, I love a wet one

and FFS I’ll never get the sponsors, well the ones who put everything in the girls name & go home penniless. If you can afford it go ahead, but man are these ladies good at fleecing men….Then again, they don’t put a pistol to our heads

About to settle into some Netflix again, funny I started S2 of the Sinner, and this guy is kicking Djokovic’s arse at the Australian Open

24 minutes ago, Yessongs said:

I am just glad that we have fforest here to lead us with his fine observations....yeah those Thai birds over 50, watch out for sure, these old geezers like me.....we are lucky, or we would have no one to take care of us, and take us out for ice cream after dinner.......we are the "golden ticket" 

Yeah well your wife is off-limits, but that pathetic hockey club of yours cost me 2 parlays this week already 

Christ if I can’t win betting against the Sharks, maybe I should just cut off my data plan now? 

9 minutes ago, Trip said:

i didn't poll them but I'll put it this way, you'd get better photos at Walmart in North America, and very similar obesity wise.

Back in Secrets’ heyday in 2008-09, I spent a lot of time in there. Dancers were  pretty much all stunners, hostesses were 90% 7’s or higher IMO…..but there was this one girl, damn! She was the nicest person, but in that era the bar was set much higher….I won’t mince words she was a dog, sorry! 
 

I felt sorry for her because I bar fined at least 1/3 of the staff but I would never touch her. Anyway, the word comes out one day on the forum on why she stuck around…..looks aside, she was very talented if given the opportunity 

Golf ball-garden hose…..was the first time I had heard that expression 

7 minutes ago, Trip said:

I dunno, from a wander through last night, Tree Town may be the new nesting place for the older crowd. There and any Buzzin/Steve Acreman venue.

F—k me 50+……I hope you mean more like 35. I can still score those at home, and you never know, maybe score a car allowance while I’m down there 

2 minutes ago, fforest said:

Lol.....Just a observation flipping through the dating sites...

Man number of older women looking for that Golden Ticket is Huge Massive Humongous...

The kids thing too cannot be good…..F—k I never told him to his face because I lived 2,000 miles away, but my cousin bent over backwards for an average looking lady who had shared custody of 2 kids- and she tells him in the Azores, on vacation, she suddenly doesn’t love him anymore….Had a house on the water together, they were forced to fire sale & maybe break even. Place probably went from $425K to 1M since 2014, he should have cut back on his red wine collection & stayed

Anyway Thai men, I never give them credit, but in this case they are smart, no need for drama taking care of another man’s offspring. I feel sorry for the single mamas, I do, but what, survival of the fittest and all that I guess

28 minutes ago, Trip said:

Lily Thai for me but these days both Lucy and Lily are MILFs. I think Lily is actually Hawaiian/Flip and not Thai though.

Lily’s titties magically grew one year, there was actually an argument over whether she got surgery or no…..it was actually in doubt

Another lesser known Asian is Baylee Le, she got her boobs done & eats at buffets obviously, very nice….Again speculation that her sister Haylee Le & her were actually the same actress/person….weird

9 minutes ago, fforest said:

Lol........One thing expats  have going for the Big Time is once a Thai woman gets around 50 she is pretty much is pretty much finished in Thai society...

She cant get a job unless its with the family (or at least not a good job)....She unwanted by any Thai man and bars are not to interested in hiring over 50s....

So older Expats have a massive massive choice of older women  to choose from, to help care for them as they get older.....

A older Expat is a older Thai womans golden ticket...

 

 

You working for CNN Asia now? Thanks for the news 

2 hours ago, thegrogmonster said:

It's the nature of the beast.

Yes it is……lucky for us expats/future expats retiring to Pattaya guarantees a man will live to 95+

1 hour ago, galenkia said:

If porn stars are not messed up in the head when they get into the industry, they soon will be. Very high suicide rate among porn stars.

RIP

Yes, them and pro wrestlers, seeing 60 probably puts you way above average

The thing with porn, you would think with all the technology it would be SO professional nowadays, not like the 70’s where you have a guy or girl $100 cash and finished the scene in 15 minutes….No still a lot of scumbags and girls who succumb to vices……I’ve known many successful escorts/strippers, but I think I’ve known more who ended up poor and with the wrong man….Sad

Woke up to a nice surprise…..the provincial lottery mafia misses my old deposits and sent me a fiver….yippee! Turned it into $5.50 & playing a tourney for a guaranteed $250…..hopefully everyone has day jobs and nobody else registers 

I guess even with the pandemic microchip shortages….buddy realized $125 million was a LITTLE STEEP FOR A VETTE

3 minutes ago, Stillearly said:

I've not cum across her before ... 💦

just checking xhamster to see her body of work ..

 

Same as me, she did the big budget productions & I can honestly say I never searched her out specifically. Pirates was the one she’s famous for, but I don’t watch porn for the stories

Now Lucy Thai, Alexis Amore, Whitney Stevens, Mason Storm……I could do mold plaster copies of all their bodies with my eyes closed 

No f—king way! She was a huge star for several years…..double overdose found with her boyfriend