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On 5/24/2024 at 7:55 PM, boydeste said:

Bacon sarnies with HP sauce. 

My mates toaster is playing up on one side, hence nearly burning a slice.

I guess there's a fine line between burnt and "nearly burnt". Could be a bit like the glass half full, glass half empty feel.

Does look good

3 minutes ago, galenkia said:

Well at least he should be able to have his back door smashed in by ladyboys as @Butch would suggest.

😀

Yes, but i am not a big fan of those types of "humerous" posts. I prefer style over nastiness.

2 minutes ago, Nightcrawler said:

Unfortunately, I had a knee replacement last year, which would make that difficult. I believe one can hire a zimmer frame in Pattaya but I am unsure where. It could be am advantage to get sympathy from bar girls. 

This X Ray,recently taken shows the extent of the knee replacement 

 

Hmm doggy style and carpet burns unlikely. But you do have rather attractive knees.

3 minutes ago, Nightcrawler said:

I am hoping the surgeon will have a decent industrial  angle grinder handy for the job. He can do the rest of my toes whilst he's at it  God bless the NHS

Yah i guess Nightcrawler will be quite appropriate - knee pads needed for crawling?

1 minute ago, boydeste said:

Get the surgeon to give the nail a trim whilst it's on the table, much easier before he sows it back on methinks!

Perfect. Better chill it but yes get it trimmed. This sort of stuff should be automatic and common knowledge.

8 minutes ago, Nightcrawler said:

Well, thanks for nothing ☹️

Upon your advice I just tried clipping my toe nails with my garden shears and this is the result  They are clearly NOT fit for purpose and I have just called for an ambulance.

Galenkia!

1 minute ago, Nightcrawler said:

Thanks for your knowledgeable advice. It's good to have Professionals here, for expert advice. 

Yes, nobody wants to see you end up with a bloody and painful ending. If my power tool advice reduces that possibility great (although i should mention galenkia first mentioned power tools and he probably has a better lawyer than me - or a split personality get out)

I do offer advice where sought and only a couple of BMs have pushed back. I guess due to longterm and laughable grudges.

In the meantime perhaps the blowjob option might be considered.

1 minute ago, Nightcrawler said:

I don't have any nail clippers. Will a pair of Spear& Jackson garden shears be adequate? 

Yes of course. Since 1760 Spear and Jackson has been selling hand, foot, pedicure,  garden, contractors, agricultural, landscaping and professional tools from its base in the city of Sheffield.

Over 250 years of experience and continuous innovation has built an enviable reputation and a market leading product range that offers high quality and performance tools to suit a wide range of needs.

6 minutes ago, Nightcrawler said:

I have a Bosch ankle grinder at home but it might be just a tad too abrasive for my dedicate tootsies  

I need my toenails clipped with surgical precision. 

That said, I will give the soles of my feet a go with my Black & Decker sander using course grit paper before setting to Thailand and hope that I do no remove all of the skin and leave exposed flesh  

I would also like to know if there are still shops that specialise in "balls massage".  I had it done once in Bangkok  but it turned out be a load of bullocks 

Sorry. I tend to jump in if there are any construction orientated topics. But some of your queries and points i barely understand. 

Toenail clipping i get, just use a clipper for a dogs nails. Careful, can fly off into your eye.

"balls massage" isn't that something you just do for yourself, somewhat similar to nipple tweaking?

Black&Decker - galenkia what do you think? Hitachi?

On 5/18/2024 at 4:44 PM, fforest said:

 

I want to un-recommend......The faucet filter earlier in this thread....I had 3 of them go bad on me....

I switched to the one  below and it works great.....

 

The gravity water filter is still doing a great job.....No complaints there....

 

https://www.lazada.co.th/products/i2935225653-s10765684431.html?urlFlag=true&mp=1

 

I'm planning on moving to a tankless system instead of the gravity type. That means i need to get a power supply and water pipe (1/4 inch = 6mm) near to where my water filtration/purification will take place. Doing that now.

But the marketing info for the dispensers offers "nano pure" or "alkaline". That doesn't affect what i have to do on the installation, but any idea which option i should choose?

5 minutes ago, galenkia said:

Buy an angle grinder.

It sounds unlikely, but nowadays there are so many attachments for angle grinders. No harm in Nightcrawler popping down to a nearby construction project and checking if they have a pedicure attachment. Are we grinding or polishing?

Not sure if this was posted already

On 5/22/2024 at 7:32 AM, Glasseye said:

 

Demonstrates and confirms the fact that google has their fingers into all off your info. Disgusting worms they are.

I get a lot of sports bra recommendations. There seem to be a couple of possible reasons for this.

8 hours ago, SteveBC said:

They don't have to be beautiful to be memorable......

Thank you! I think i could have done without that everlasting memory. 

23 hours ago, Nightcrawler said:

Would rather have it done by a proper Pedicurist under more sterile conditions should I start to bleed.  

This sounds terrible! Better give the whole activity a miss and go for a blow job.

10 minutes ago, fygjam said:

 

Take the expert advice and give whatever you stick in there a good clean with antibacterial wipes.

(It might sting a bit)

 

Itchy bungholes and ears have to be treated differently.

Ears - cotton bud 

."bunghole" is it a bunghole or bumhole" if "bum" i guess worms. DDT might help or one of those iodine type creams. Identify the cause and do not repeat.

16 minutes ago, Glasseye said:

 

Giddy up pardner.     

 

I love a good horseradish sauce with roast beef. A standard good quality steak salt only.

Looking forward to your riverside grub pics.

Good choice. If anything to add just mustard for me.

6 hours ago, Derek Dangleberries said:

What an effing coincidence .... She has just taken a pack of Barnsley chops out the freezer for supper tonight ... That is the absolute truth mate !!

Haha now that is the best side of Barnsley.

50 minutes ago, Derek Dangleberries said:

.. She also drinks large beers straight from the bottle and farts in bed ... !!!!

 

Is she from Barnsley?

10 minutes ago, Glasseye said:

Is that a teaser ?

 

Haha yes, but not much to say but find a way.

6 minutes ago, Glasseye said:

 

They must be in constant stare down mode.

 

5555 !

Relationships - have to find a way so the guy doesn't feel cheated and the girl doesn't need to ask every time she wants to spend. Luckily i found a secret way to solve that.

3 minutes ago, Glasseye said:

 

Yep. That's the way i look at it. No matter what you do it's gonna be hell. Having an isle seat is an absolute though.

 

Imagine flying that route on Conair in a middle seat. Might as well execute me on the spot.

A couple of years ago i was flying to Vietnam and was in economy in an aisle seat. There was a young guy in the middle seat must have been 6ft 6". He asked if i would change.  I said no of course not i had paid for my seat. About 1 hr in i told him to take my seat, what a c**t why can't they see sense and pay a bit more, but i just couldn't put up with the stupid crunched misery any more.

I've seen quite a few BYD (Build Your Dream) EV cars in Singapore, they look great.

Does anyone remember the Datsun Cherry from the 70s. A rust bucket bag of shit, but now Japanese cars are top rank. The same can happen with Chinese cars.

UK are already 5 years behind so forget that. Tesla still has a chance lets hope they can keep in the game.

4 minutes ago, boydeste said:

I only add milk if I am doing scrambled eggs.

And butter please. A much under-rated dish. In fact i would dive into the kitchen and rustle up some scrambled eggs now except my wife has banned me after the last beer related cooking incident.