Nightcrawler

59 minutes ago, Painter said:

Looking ominous for the Welsh man at 0-7 ...

One would think there is no way back, but stranger things have happened at the Crucible 

8 minutes ago, fygjam said:

If they talk like John Wayne, they've probably got more than herpes.

I had a few days of walking like John Wayne a few years ago whilst in Pattaya.

I went commando and whilst mounting my motorbike, I sat straight on my scrotum.  Very painful experience it was too. 

After that,  I made sure that the boys were kept safety in the barracks at all times. 

6 minutes ago, fygjam said:

If they walk like Charlie probably means they have thrush

 

or worse.

 

If they walk like John Wayne, they've probably got herpes

I have found that since retirement  my stress levels have gone down considerably.  That said  I believe that positive stress can be useful as a driver. Is there such a thing?  I think if I was a bit more stressed, I would be less sedentary. Stress and anxiety are closely linked and most often I find that things I most worry about are never as bad as first thought.   When I was working,there were days, weeks when my stress levels were through the roof and it used to zap energy.

Any stress I have these days is related to my health 

4 minutes ago, Butch said:

sorry mate, only ever seen her from behind...

It's not much better 😁😁😁

17 minutes ago, Butch said:

Only when I'm with your Mrs. 🤣

Yes she is rather lovely 😄😄

1 minute ago, Butch said:

 

But  Also repetitive dreams, not the normal ones of @Nightcrawler dressed as a clown, chasing me through a playground with an erection, but other , really mundane stuff which kept repeating itself.

 

I would say that was a fantasy rather than a deam but I am flattered that you may dream of me 😁😁😁 Do you wake up with an erection ? 😜

Vodka and Pineapple. Nearly time for another  

11 minutes ago, thegrogmonster said:

If it is still hot in Pattaya on your trip at least you have a good choice of air conned bars to visit.

Yes, that's true 

27 days 

Just took the plunge and booked a direct  EVA flight from LHR to BKk online @£667 (Scum Class). 

I don't normally visit that time of year and hoping the current high temperatures will subside by then . 

Both matches were top draw and so close. Great snooker entertainment  

I wonder just how many hundreds of thousand of gallons of good water were wasted during Songkran? It seems kind of crazy that its followed by potential drought   

1 hour ago, forcebwithu said:

@ThaiTim, your previous post with a personal phone number may not be such a good idea on a public forum. Too many nutters out there that could end up causing you grief. If you'd like the post to disappear, suggest using the Report button and ask the mods to delete it.

I have now removed the personal telephone number. 

49 minutes ago, Glasseye said:

Different versions of @Butch and @Nightcrawler falling in love...

 

 

Except we don't get stuck after mating 😁😁😁

I must admit downloading many albums for free using Vuze, but this was the last CD I actually purchased in HMV,Oxford Street

Apparently,Forum.member Butch is an experienced uphill gardener who might be useful  🙂

Feeling domestic today and bought a large non stick wok, a heavy duty deep frying pan and a new non stick baking tray. Sad being a batchelor sometimes, but I am handy in the kitchen 

34 minutes ago, Krapow said:

Yes, remember it well.

I had been told to be careful, that the girl you picked might be swapped for a ladyboy to actually do the 'deed' 

I remember it well but never got around to visiting.  The Pump Station was a favourite backing the day 😄

17 minutes ago, Butch said:

apart from the obvious one, I ran into a few headaches this trip.

To begin with, the ATM regardless of which bank kept spitting my card back at me. I called my provider who said there's no "failure" or "rejection" code attached to any cancelled transactions, but my card was being "read" (PIN input), then the option of withdrawal and fee attached, then it would return the card. Tried 5 ATM's different banks, so just gave up in the end.

Speaking of Money, Indian guys in polyester T shirts and pot bellies arguing with the TT girl for a better rate. He was changing the equivalent of $50 in rupees. She eventually told him to leave after he and his buddies got aggressive.

Crossing 2nd road is still not easy.

Bolt MC taxis are still a bit sketchy, and if the Police see you on the back of a Bolt without a helmet, the rider gets fined. I was pulled on Beach Rd, but luckily my bolt rider must have had a connection because one call later we were back en route.

Beer Hubb charge 10% service. Not really acceptable.

Hemmingways still offers good food and A/C at reasonable prices. I had a mexican chilli burger and it was arguably the best burger I had all trip. Exceptional, good service and well organised.

Soi boomerang doesn't really get going until 19:00. Could do with opening earlier. Heavens abive the best of the lot, Once open a varying selection of girls, reasonable drink prices but it gets quite busy from 8pm.

Chaiyapoon has some great A/C bars on it, Buzzin lounge is good with nice girls, cold towel on entry, no hassle, High rollers is good, again cold towel but slightly pricey, The Den not good, warm Ac and a worn out pool table, but "Gin" a former Crystal GGG works there and is a lovely little package indeed.  Dive Bar still very good, cold towel but some girls don't go with customers. Maggie Mays looking very tired but is busy and offers good priced cold beers. The manager is a bit gruff though.

Other headaches include poor service at some Treetown beer bars, Basilisk 13 on the corner for example. Town Bar which sits on bukhao has changed format, removing comfy chairs and dispensing of the god awful singer. Staff not as good as before and seems to be set up more as an observation post for leo drinking expats than anything else.

Building work on Soi Honey for some new bars opposite the friendly massage places restricted it a bit, but one was open when I left so only a temporary measure. Lastly, getting a normal Thai massage at aht VIP place near Hungy hippo, I'm offered a BJ on top of the massage for....1500 baht, or HJ for 1000. Now, HJ I can do myself, cheers, but 1500 for a BJ is a bit on the very steep side. I declined and it eventually came down to 1200, which I still declined anyway. Good massage thoug

Also, I noticed that  the lavatories in Pook bar have had a make over, but the prices have gone up for 30 minutes of bum fun. But I still enjoyed the experience. 

Nice report, just had to correct your spelling towards the end 😁

10 hours ago, Stillearly said:

 

Looks great 🤯

The upside

4 minutes ago, forcebwithu said:

 

That brought a tear to my eye