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2 hours ago, fon_tok said:
Methinks "pink stripes" & "leopard dots" would be quite enough...for me, at least. 🙂
I would go for "pink stripes" too.
Its the eyes that give it away ( well after the initial scan of tits , ass and legs ) not the stunner rating. An expat usually only rents for a couple of hours or so potential performance beats stunner factor every time. 😀
My "Newbie" tip of the day - no charge.
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Going to bed - going to set my alarm for 2.30am to watch the Gooners.
Gooners won 2 -1
I could have got up an hour later because the first half was shite!
These kick offs in the middle of our night are killing me - three hours sleep.😀
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There is only one thing more dangerous than crossing the road at the traffic lights at Second road and Pattaya tai and that is riding a motorbike.
My first day back
Seven weeks in plaster almost to the top of my leg but I still ride my wee Honda nearly every day. I was taken out by a motorbike taxi that pulled out without looking and clipped my front wheel in the wet. He then road off leaving me and Sai laying in the road with the big tendon in my knee snapped in half. Fortunately Sai just slid on the wet road and was unhurt. The total bill was just under 100,000 baht for the operation as they took me to BangkokPattaya Hospital. They charged 8,000 baht just to change the plaster. Fortunately, all but the outpatient visits were covered by insurance,
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12 minutes ago, Steelers4Life said:
Pretty Bitch and I were taking a walk one day a few weeks after he was not with Secrets anymore. He asked me if I wanted some brand new in the plastic Secrets Anniversary T shirts from years past. I said sure and took 3 different year shirts off his hands. I emailed him the following year a few weeks before my arrival and asked him if he wanted anything from the States and I would bring it over. He wanted me to bring cans of Hormel Chili. Hormel is the bottom of the barrel and only a slight step up from dog food. 555 Even more disturbing is that he says he eats it right out of the tin cold. Good ol Larry. We still meet up when I am in town for a few dinners now that he's retired.
Are you on the receiving end of his phone video clips?
I recently had to ask him to please stop sending me these videos anymore. It was bad enough getting the one of the legless dwarf getting rogered but enough was enough when one arrived with a guy laying on his stomach and firing a great big turd straight into the toilet bowl.
For some reason it reminded me of YoYo in Babydolls firing an ice cube from her pussy into my bacardi/coke. 😀
Only in Thailand. 🤣
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1 minute ago, boydeste said:
Yes, he was a retired fire fighter, he used to barfine Golf and Mook every night LT for weeks, he got the ass one night when he was late into the bar and Mook was upstairs getting rodded by an old friend.
He got emotionally involved and wanted to buy a house for Golf for them to live together. He was a little miffed when she said ''OK but my brother needs to live with us too.'' He didn't quite understand how it worked and that she was married to a Thai guy! LOL
Yes, I had forgotten he had been a fireman.
A great guy but he was more than a little naive.
He could not understand why Golf would not stay all night. When I told him that was because she had to get back to her Thai boyfriend ( I did not know they were married) he did not believe me until one day ........................... he finally did. 😀
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Alis, my Secrets all time favourite.
Never seen anyone better at working the Bar for lady drinks and who wouldn't offer to buy her a drink with a smile like that?
I was a contender to be her first barfine but she never reached the top table before being snapped up. 😧
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2 hours ago, monkey_omelette said:
All the above girls did work in Secrets. My favorite promo shot. 😍
When they had finished their homework. 🤣
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9 minutes ago, Sherlock said:
Are Secrets still selling T-shirt’s?
Yes, in the Hotel Reception, but hang on until the 6th March for the last day sale. 😀
Secrets Bar is scheduled to close on the 7th March for the refurbishment and reopen as "Scooters at Secrets" on the 29th March .
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26 minutes ago, STARGAZER said:
@Jambo...great shots but the pictorial down memory lane won't be complete without some pictures from the Secret's Yacht and maybe one or two from the Villa.
I was coming to those ! 😀
"Mabilia"
"Surfer Dude"
I called him "Surfer Dude" because ........he was.
A great guy who stayed in Secrets Hotel for a long time but I think he fell in love with Golf. I know that is not Golf with him on the Yacht.
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The lingerie photo shoot - well the ones I am allow to show !🙂
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And some others I just like. 😛
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I have had a lot of involvement with the Hotel over the years, particularly during my days as Secrets General Manager.
It will be completely separate from the Bar/Nightclub after the rebranding and refurbishment of the Bar.
It has never been more popular or better value for money than it is right now.
My Boss !! 😀
"Na"
Whose smile lit up every day for us - We miss you - RIP
Head Receptionist - "Gif"
( Inquiries to [email protected] quoting Thailand247 for the best rate and personal service 😀 )
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6 hours ago, Yessongs said:
Dam...how could I forget the first time I met Larry back in Feb 2011?
Larry did not come into Secrets for several years but never lost his love for the Bar.
We had a night out in Town recently and great he met up with us in Secrets to start off the evening. I apologise for the photo - God knows what settings I had on ! 😀
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This one is back to 2006/7 because Peng, the girl in glasses, and her mate giving her a hug, were my Christmas present to me. 😛
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Here is a selection of early Anniversary and Party photos.
They start with the 3rd Anniversary by which time I was with Sai, the soon to be Mrs Jambo, and behaving myself ( mostly) and we have been together ever since.
3rd Anniversary:
Photo taken a few days ago - still being worn after all these years!
4th Anniversary:
" HILLY "
In his trademark deck chair look
Still miss you mate
Well that is one way to wear the Anniversary T -Shirt 😀
KGB in the house with Tam
" PIE"
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One of the things we really did right was sponsoring The Street Kids. This was a really great day.
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Then there was this time we had a Snowman and a couple of mates for a Friday night live session.
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I lost many of my photographs when Mongers Media disappeared during the change of server fiasco. By pure chance I recently discovered a source for at least some of my photo's covering the period immediately following Secrets opening and the next 3 or 4 years. It was that, and the hope to generate some positive momentum, that gave me the idea to open a "Feel good Nostalgia photo" topic on the Secrets forum.
It was very well supported but it would be wrong of me to post contributions from there that are outside of my direct control.
Secrets opened on 1st September 2006 and both Wombat and myself retired to Thailand the following month.
We had a joint "Retirement Party" soon after which included a Dance Competion. Wombat and I selected a dance team of girls each:
"He's got the moves like Jagger"
I won first prize ( on my right) 🤣
No prize for guessing which photo's got deleted!!
I remember during my first trip back to the UK somebody asked me " Whyever did you retire to Pattaya ? "
"To get stuck into the local culture, of course !" 😛
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5 hours ago, Evil Penevil said:
That is areally interesting print of the Mona Lisa on the wall.
I queued for ages in the Louvre expecting it to be just like that print. I was so disappointed because I did not expect it to be so small. Quite irrationally, I had an overiding feeling of somehow being cheated. I certainly departed wondering what all the fuss was about.
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6 hours ago, galenkia said:
The one i make every year and fail within hours,take a long break from drinking.In an ideal world it would be a permanent one.
Though this year i have to as its taking a toll on my health and well being now.Both physically and mentally.Constantly feel 'ill' pretty much 24/7 but i can live with it,though not for much longer,plus the morning anxiety and depression gets worse now than its ever been,though that may be just down to being a member on here.😀
So yeah,sort my drinking out big time.You just can feel when things ain't right.
This is thailand -247 mate.
Your not on Secrets at the moment. 🙂
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I don't remember what all those different coloured ribbons signified.
Did you introduce those Phil?
One colour was for a three holer wasn't it? 😀