coxyhog

There's a good one in the Telegraph today about an old law in Germany that will stop Harry Kane playing in the Euros(in Germany).

Chicken curry I cooked a while ago with Sainsburys Tarka Dal & mini garlic naans.

With a nice white....after 3 pints in the pub.

The care home my mum is in is less than 100yds from my local....👹

35 minutes ago, coxyhog said:

When she leaves me home alone my missus cooks & freezes a shedload of Thai dishes & fried rice.Pork panang was lovely,the pork you could cut with a spoon.

The only problem is that none of it is labelled & beef panang,Indian curry & spag bol sauce look very similar in a frozen state.

13 hours ago, Derek Dangleberries said:

Yes mate. I woke up just before we equalised ... Good Luck for the rest of the season ..

& You mate

@Derek Dangleberries Good game,fair result

My treat from Bangkok duty free....

Lincolnshire sausages with pease pudding,veg & gravy.

Lovely!

The British Army for the first time in its history is allowing members to grow beards.... 

https://www.aol.co.uk/news/soldiers-beards-first-time-100-224821327.html

@Derek Dangleberries Do you think they'll allow men to grow them or is it just the tanktrack changers?

5 minutes ago, Horizondave said:

Just been to Morrisons to buy 3 bottles of 19 Crimes Red for £18, not a bad deal.

I bought 24 bottles,18 red 6 white from Sainsburys in the last 2 days....25% off ain't to be ignored!

28 minutes ago, Stillearly said:

Opening mail and making lists of things I need to do .. 555

The first thing I did last night when I got home after 6 weeks away was make a list of what I have to do.

Up at 0630 today-must be jet lagged-in Sainsburys at 7,groceries & 12 bottles of red,did a shedload of washing(or the machine did),sorted out a shedload of mail,ordered another 12 bottles of wine from Sainsburys online,went to see my mum in the care home just up the road & I'm just about to meet a mate in my local for my first real ale since leaving.

I also ran both our cars & checked the tyres on them & drove over to mum's house to check it out.

I need another fucking holiday!

@Derek Dangleberries I think you'll empathise with this😂....

Went to see my mum this afternoon,there's no way she can go home so now I have the task of raising the dosh for her £1500pw care home.

Sell her house & cash in her premium bonds & her investments....I'm gonna be busy.

Tried to pay my mum's care home bill online but the bank sent me one time passcodes which I'm not receiving.

Then something twigged - went into my iphone & sure enough the missus put her UK sim card into my phone....I knew I should've done it.

Getting a replacement but it means she won't be able to ring me once she's at LHR.I'm sure she'll be able to cadge a phone call from somebody.

1 hour ago, Derek Dangleberries said:

Ooooh f**k T2/T3 .....which one did you land at ..??

Finnair and EVA are neck and neck at the moment ...

I landed at T4,but if you Google it for your terminal you should be OK.

It's £7.50 fro 0-30mins in the short term car parks.

So long as you've got a credit card then can pay at the machine when exiting.

10 hours ago, Glasseye said:

 

Once drove down to London from Dumfries Scotland. I was in a fcuking car with manual transmission, sitting on the right side shifting with my left hand. Pissed like cats and dogs the entire journey. Found the exit on whatever M it was by sheer luck. 

I rented a car in Zurich when my missus came out to visit,chose a manual Nissan Micra because that's what she had in the UK.

Of course it was LHD & she couldn't change gear....I'd had a few pints so we ended up with her operating the clutch & me the shifter....great fun,in retrospect.

1 hour ago, Derek Dangleberries said:

Could you briefly give walking directions from Immigration/Baggage Hall to the pick up point for cars please?

EVA and National coaches were complete and utter bastards on my last trip so I might ask my son to pick me up ... and wizz along the M4 like you - but not as far..!!

Who are you flying with/which terminal?

Any nationality from any religion who comes to the UK or Thailand & doesn't abide by the laws of the land and makes a c**t of themselves.

From my experiences Saudi Arabians are cunts not only in their own country but in Thailand as well.