Khun Ling

Yeah and infrared as the lights were turned off. I will never forget the “BBBHHHHAAA” as I was introduced to the goat and the rats

Wifey has never set eyes on that passport. It has now expired and will be burnt as soon as I have a new one

I would expect nothing less. Wide angle lense if I recall correctly

I had to meet a mate in AC and didn’t want wifey to know. She did have a sneaky look at my passport and saw that I arrived in LOS on the day I said I did so I got away with extra 3 days of mongering 😎😎

The first time “Khun Ling” made a reservation at Secrets Hotel no deposit was asked for but I think I made the reservation through the forum. A crazy ride they was. Arrived in BKK On British passport, one night at Secrets, no bar manager around just some bloke called Ben. Next day checked out an went to PI leaving a suit case at Secrets (by arrangement) flew to PI on British passport, 2 nights in AC and back to BKK. Landed in BKK and cleared immigration using OZ passport. Went post office at Swampy and mailed British passport to a mate back home in OZ. Caught the public bus to Pattaya and checked back into Secrets and retrieved my suit case. Rang wifey who was already in LOS and told her I would get a taxi to village next day. Then went to devils den. Back to Secrets after that for a few beers, no bar manager around that time either but did get to meet BMs alfazulu and chockdeemukmuk. I then slept alone for the first time ever in Pattaya as I was just to f***d. All this without being asked for a deposit

Didn’t know Gally was banned!

Yeah It did involve a goat, but Ivan The Terrible had already advised me on the best lube to use so it was not so bad.... not as bad as when Larry took me to the basement of Secrets to........Oh need I say more

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So do I get VIP now? (Lick, suck, fawn, grovel)

VIP please (lick, suck, fawn, grovel)

But I just made a serious think post!!! Can’t lock the thread now, I don’t do it very often!!! 55555

I feel that the decline started when the forum name was changed from Pattaya Secrets to The Pattaya Club. Mr DK has the technical stuff but the forum was hidden from search engines so it would be hard for a newbie to stumble across it. If I have my time line correct, then prior to the name change there was an incident in Secrets bar where someone was invited to attend the Soi9 police station, not long after this there was a management swap between Secrets and Baby Dolls and a certain Pretty Bitch stopped posting on the Secrets forum. While many fun and positive posters remained so did the negative shit stirrers. The end result was that good posters left or stopped posting and were never replaced by fresh blood. How many new members in the last two years? Bugger all. The amount of shit fighting on Secrets has always been the same but in times past it was diluted by large amounts of fun and interesting new material. I will pluck some figures out of the air, there was 10% shit fight and 90% fun. Since the decline it got to about 80% shit fight to 20% good stuff. When any newbie dared to pop up, Nasty negative posters would make any newbie want to go elsewhere. My figures stated are just my own estimate and I don’t claim any accuracy, but go and check how many new members have joined in the last 2 years! Plenty have joined PA so it’s not a case of fora having past their day, go figure?? Ling

Ben will, but will he tell us? Assuming he bothers to check

Trying to win the “last post wins” thread over at Sshh. Should have a winner soon

I’ve heard they let anyone in even white women

WTTB

WTTB. Good to see you here👍

WTTB

Are you sure he is not here?

I have heard that is not true - because sometimes he has two

Welcome to the board mate. I hope to see some pics of your barfines. Phil introduced us once and you had an absolute stunner on your arm, her hair was coloured blonde if I recall correctly

LMFAO. Didn’t Johnny Dep call him an inbred tomato or something like that?

Beetrooter?

Great thread. Thanks for posting 👍

I live in Melbourne. I do recall someone mentioning Rugby once before. Something about a bunch of blokes sniffing each other’s bums