Nightcrawler

I will have you know, that when I visit the beach wearing a thong, I have noticed girls dressing me with their eyes

OK, Strictly on a "need to know basis" then I have been involved in a few "Dark Ops" myself,

Rear Gunner perhaps ? 🙂

Howdy Chuck

Welcome Stuarty

WTTB Farang Dave

They are a real turnoff for me, especially those that cover large parts of the body, Whilst they maybe fashionable now, that may not be the case in the future, but possible by then they can be removed more successfully than at present. I call them "tramp stamps". 2 things that turn me off together are fake breasts and tramp stamps. Seen a lot of that recently in gogo bars, along with nose jobs and piercings 😃

Welcome Triki, Geordie, JameD and Indiana. Enjoy

Lucozade

Who dear ? Me dear ? NO dear How very dare you, I've never been so insulted 😡 Just because I wear a dab of rouge and know all the words to the sound of music, doesn't mean that I am a receiver of swollen goods I find you very impertinent

I also have 2 sitting in my freezer and have not been bothered to thaw them out for baking

Welcome Colonel

There yer go

Welcome, and hope you enjoy

Welcome Mr Egg

Welcome Odense

Thank you, that was very considerate I take it that you enjoyed a threesome with these two lovelies ?

Looks beautiful. Great pic

Yeah just had another look. I suppose they would make useful Christmas presents too.

I did and the phone was ringing, but I could not hear it. It was at that point I decided to look in the car, which was probably the last place I had it. But then I was thinking that I had left it in the pub. I need a lie down to get over the trauma 😄

Cheers looks good, but not cheap.

Just spent nearly an hour looking for my mobile phone 😒 Just found it on the seat of my car. I must have left it there last night. I am getting a little forgetful in old age. Does anyone know about an app thingy that can trace the whereabouts of a phone if lost ?

I have never thought about using Airbnb in Thailand before. I can see that it could be useful for a family, I guess. My brother used them last year when he stayed in Portugal and he had a good experience.

Welcome