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My favourite ever Howard moment was when he marched up to Babydolls after a PC couple got caught trying to secretly film in there to get their video camera back. Had been confiscated and PC couple most afronted. He saw Geordie Lee (face pixellated) who said "haway man they can have it back in 2 minutes man'. Howard triumphantly handed it back but for some reason it would not wok ??????? In fact it never worked again ....... looked perfect from the outside but ....... amazing what 2 minutes in a microwave can do to micro circuits.

Barnsley ??.... he's never made it further North than Clacton. He's re-poing poor old pensioners mobility scooters these days in Southend.

Howard .......... he's doing repo work in Southend these days. how the mighty have fallen.

Used to be great ......... honestly some cracking places ......... and some lovely bars out by Lake Maprachan and over where all the wealthy Mods on here live in Pong. Must admit I don't go there much anymore ...clamp down every worse than in usual haunts. Met guys lost fortunes over on the Darkside minor infringement of rules etc One good thing no Night Wish crap yet ...... they'll probably buy the Booze Lounge

Legendary place mate. Surprised you don't know it ..about half way up the hill or mild incline as I call it. Bit like Secrets back in the day used to be packed with lovelies and beer was super cold. Tommy Dee did predict would be loads more ....he was right.

Keep him in fondue and Swiss cow bells ???? I love a good fondue ...(its melted foreign cheese yow Brummie). Brexit going well ........mind you EU bullying Swiss is pissing me off ........ keep up young man ... ........ what was the last ball of the World Cup like ??? I cried and was on my knees and then drank two bottles of champagne with daughter and young lads etc ...

Bloke came to do the boiler at my work ...... his boss Scottish mixed race guy I know Muay Thai champion blah blah ... we get chatting. he had a bar in Snooky over 7 years ......... loved it .....one day Cambo authorities basically tell him to off off with minimal compensation. Chinese casinos ......... heard it is horrible these days and I like Cambodia ....... (food is shite). Bit of Wok 'n Rok go down a storm.

Never heard of it mate ..... f**k me we're a cheerful lot on here all these closures mind you 38 Baht to the £ doing my head in but I've just booked two flights so ........ Hope all is well down your way with your lovely Mrs .......... keep on cooking up a storm mate ...... and England cricket World Cup

Met Dave the Rave a few times back in the day top lad. Will BM Stickman be invited to the World Cup in Le Pub on Sunday ?? I belive he may have met Dave the Rave and have a passing interest in cricket as he bowls a mean leg spin google does young P.

Fixed it for you young man .....don;t boast about your drinking habits .......... mind you I once slipped you a crafty double gin and tonic in Secrets back in the day ..........

Old KGB had a few rides on that boat over the years. Nice fella Kevin always friendly. But I won't be buying any shares just now ......

It came up once when Hayden was boring everyone with it we were up in the Bleachers seats ....remember seeing a Cruise on Captain Ken's yacht the Mabila. You Have Won !!!!! The rigged software malfunctioned .......I pointed it out and the young fella from Freddie West's Street in Gloucester said ..'OH spin again' ...... SPIN ??? It was a button ... ............headbutted it and messed it up couple of nights later .........

Post of distinction. Agree menu always way too large and poor young James who I loved to death when he took over with his sea bass ceviche. Oy vey ........ no chance. Jambo struggles to spell haddock let alone ceviche. It's raw fish young man .......... Them 100 baht bar snacks awesome move as were the 100 Baht vouchers. For me Secrets died many deaths .......... letting the bitch from Detroit go and running down daytime dancers etc ....... still think it should be a gold mine ......... as it was back in the day!! But maybe the Western tourists are gone forever so ...... Bangra Beat and Chinese House Mafia music, Gingham Style and naked women .......... make a fortune in no time.

Used to love the room service in Secrets ...great food. Sad the kitchen is closed .

Hotel is still open ....

Famous Radio broadcast from the BBC 60s...... think plummy Oxbridge English accent: "As they go under Hammersmith Bridge I can't quite see who is in the lead through this fog ....... it's either Oxford or Cambridge '......... '

Same as rowing machines. I have a great rowing machine ...................... only need to start using it again.

3 hours on a pedal machine ............ = one sore ass. Always had you down as a walker .....

£15 - 20 ...

Be a doddle on your new Mobility Scooter ......

Fcuk me Al I thought I walked around a lot but all the way to the fish market. Driven it loads of times and love it up that way. Does the WS Secrets to Soi 6 countless times .........

Steels mate you would adore the place. Really nice country to travel around in. I did all the battle field tours Khe Sanh, DMZ, Hamburger Hill, Ho Chi Minh, Mekong Delta BenTreh all that stuff. I would go back and hope to in a heartbeat and the barber shops Hoc Tocs are also interesting me old mate

Oh yeah good spot Thumper. You win a cheeky bite of a Cornish pasty ................naughty old artist eh !!!

No just turn up and make sure you have a copy of your return flight printed out. I had it on my laptop as a PDF and the guy wanted to see it then waved it taxi waiting hotel ready and hit the town. Vietnam is fantastic I have say ....... different in so many ways to Thailand but the history, scenery and food and beer ..........+ all naughty nightlife is there too. Can really see why you are pissed off with Thailand ........you would love Vietnam and its also really cheap.

You have high standards young man since when ??????? Heard this rumour few days ago ............ sad where we first met Darkling remember Merv he said this is !!! .................. hope life is good Si Namps