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Just got a text from my girlfriend... "Just found out you're having an affair with another woman, I found the condoms you cheating bastard. I've packed my stuff and I'm leaving you and moving back to my mothers" Goodbye... I replied "OK honey, see you when you get here!

I thought posting photos of board members was not allowed, especially members who are in the Mod team.

😂😂😂😂

Doing it this morning... "Parkies Degenerate Filthy Scum United"

Just my luck I'd get the Scottish teams!

Went to the Doctor this morning and told him every time I sneeze I get a hard on. He asked if I was taking anything for it... "Pepper" I said.

They've called Blatter in for questioning too. Hope the corrupt fuckers get jailed.

Funny you should say that, I cleaned out my attic yesterday and found a Christmas present I forgot to give to Briana. Shame really as she would have loved a puppy.

A Frenchman walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bird is wearing a baseball cap. The bartender says, “Hey, that’s neat. Where did you get that?” The parrot says, “France—they’ve got millions of the c**ts there.”

“Poor Old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?” The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”

One for each goal!

19.45 Saturday 8th June will be another thrashing from the mighty Cyprus.

Happy Birthday to me...

Watch the games on the odd occasion but only because they are free on my BT package. Wouldn't pay to see them. Last game I went to was 4 years ago when I took Briana (6) to her first game to watch Aberdeen v Hearts. The game ended 0-0 and Brianas very profound comment on the final whistle was "What's the point when there are no goals"... Out of the mouths of babes! 😄

Worst Champions League Final I've seen by a mile. Showpiece my arse!

You lot still in the Premiership then? 😭

Is the goalkeeper a Scot?

Didn't know the guy personally but reading posts like this, whoever they are about, is always emotional. No-one deserves their lives to end like this. RIP and condolences to friends and family.

68 - To Turkey though with the little one.